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[Kerilus]

DoubleOhSolo wrote...

That part when I flirted with Anders to avoid loss of friendship...

This...

[Dark Specie]

Maria Caliban wrote...
My hope is that he exaggerated a bit here.

"And the champion managed to get laid twice in seven years" just isn't very inspiring.

Heh, right. Isn't it said that  "A true hero enjoys physical pleasures"? (and has the ladies throw themselves at his feet, supposedly)  

[mesmerizedish]

There are some parts of my story that I'm sure Varric left out. And, for the same reasons, I won't be elaborating here

[Kerilus]

Medet wrote...

I think the Arishok duel is going to be a, ah, highlight of unheroic action for most everyone but a very well equipped 2-hand Reaver.

I had a real face to face duel with my reaver. My mage... not so much.

I hope Varric came up with something better than "And Hawke ran in circle for a good half hour throwing snowballs at the Arishok. After the first 5 minutes everyone rather tired of the whole affair. Merrill and Isabella created a masterful statue of the dread nug Schmooples made entirely of cheese. After awhile the Arishok died of a deep sadness derived from his inability to actually hit Hawke, who was running as fast as her coward mage legs could take her. Hawke was then named Champion of Kirkwall, but was thenceforth better known Sissy McSissypants the 5th."

Cassandra will either laugh her ass off or have a deep facepalm for the incompetence of Kirkwall templars.

[HTTP 404]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I.AM.DUNCAN wrote...

Pileyourbodies wrote...

I would hope he left out the part about me slaughtering all of the dalish because i made a poor choice in words with them. I'm no elf lover but doesn't mean i'm for the abject slaughter of them.

This. And any personal parts. Like sex scenes.

My hope is that he exaggerated a bit here.

"And the champion managed to get laid twice in seven years" just isn't very inspiring.

My first playthrough I spent tons of coin on the brothel just for the hell of it

Varric: "The champion and I made many visits to the brothel but despite having a ton of soveriegns he got the cheapest service"

Modifié par HTTP 404, 17 mars 2011 - 06:30 .

[Veritrix]

The time that my rogue Hawke had to tank the High Dragon. Fenris will never forgive me if someone found out how bad of a warrior he was. Oh and sleeping with Isabela, and every **** in the Blooming Rose. She has a reputation to keep in tact you know.

[Inujade]

The time when a monstrous spider left only my Mage!Hawke standing, so I glitched it into a staircase and chipped away it's health. Ehe. Champion of Kirkwall indeed.

The time when Hawke had to go to Anders for STD treatment (she romanced Isabella, so this is a given ).

[Werrf]

When the mighty, powerful and heroic Hawke faced the dragon in the deep roads, sword drawn, banner flying, sword gleaming with each powerful swing, then died in about five seconds, followed quickly by Varric and Fenris and leaving Merrill on her own to trot around as fast as her little elf legs could carry her, quaffing every damn healing potion we had and waiting for Petrify to cool down so she could gain a little more distance.

She won, though...

[Crext]

The part when I told Isabella to **** herself on that 1 mage character... Christ I meant "could you fix him up with someone", not... ye.

Then there was that time I banged that succubus (desire demon) behind some bush. I am the hero afterall, so I am immune to her tricks, but still... might have given a bad impression for later. If Leliana find out it would mean I can't dubblescore...

[Thestral]

This thread is priceless.

[Vilegrim]

the time Fenris went chaging off in the deep roads and we ended up surrounded by profane and darkspawn and I erm well I meant Winters Grasp...what happened was cone of cold straight thru the party.. on nightmare.. so that went well.

[hawat333]

The 131518371 visits in rhe Rose.
I went for the quality wine, I swear!

[sylvanaerie]

hawat333 wrote...

The 131518371 visits in rhe Rose.
I went for the quality wine, I swear!

And quality family time with Gamlen since he seemed to spend more time in the Rose than he did at home...

[Chthonic]

I'm pretty sure he left out the part where I had to use blood magic on the witnesses after every fight to erase those firestorms and lightning bolts from their memory.

That time demons appeared in the middle of the Chantry was especually bad...

Also... I hope he retracted the entire first two Acts where I didn't realise I could upgrade my companion's weapons or jewelery...  "Why is this so hard on normal???"

Modifié par Chthonic, 17 mars 2011 - 02:24 .

[Arcadionn]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I.AM.DUNCAN wrote...

Pileyourbodies wrote...

I would hope he left out the part about me slaughtering all of the dalish because i made a poor choice in words with them. I'm no elf lover but doesn't mean i'm for the abject slaughter of them.

This. And any personal parts. Like sex scenes.

My hope is that he exaggerated a bit here.

"And the champion managed to get laid twice in seven years" just isn't very inspiring.

A quasi-chaste champion could be inspiring for some.. (Maybe a secret romance with the Knight commander! Gasp... no not really)

Also, in Act 3, when you swim in gold, the brothel could increase these numbers big a rather large amount :|

[Jester12]

Clonedzero wrote...

Dangerfoot wrote...

I.AM.DUNCAN wrote...

This. And any personal parts. Like sex scenes.

I like to imagine him making lewd gestures as he recounts the dirty parts.

Varric: so hawke and isabella went into the bed room and started...

Cassandra: how is this relevent?

Varric: It's SUPER relevent!

Cassandra: alright....

Varric: and then hawke did this thing with his elbow like this....

Cassandra: ENOUGH!

Lmao thats pretty good. The Arishok Shuffle as it seems to be called was my worst moment. My warrior Hawke took a good 25 minutes of slashing, running away, pounding potions like a champ, and getting punched in the teeth. I cant wait  to see how my mage with 39 times smaller health will do! "The Champion took how long to defeat a single foe? 2 hours and 13 restarts you say?"

Modifié par Jester12, 17 mars 2011 - 04:04 .

[byzantine horse]

I would hope that he omitted that one time when Merrill and Mage-Hawke spent nearly half an hour killing the High Dragon because Aveline thought it was a good idea to charge straight into 40 Dragonlings, and Varric was crushed by the High Dragon soon afterwards.

[RedWulfi]

I noticed when varric was being nosey about hawke and ander's relationship. He refused to give him any info leaving varric saying that he would make something up.
Hot.

[DirewolfX]

I.AM.DUNCAN wrote...

Pileyourbodies wrote...

I would hope he left out the part about me slaughtering all of the dalish because i made a poor choice in words with them. I'm no elf lover but doesn't mean i'm for the abject slaughter of them.

This. And any personal parts. Like sex scenes.

Nah, I hope he kept those in.

Hawke: "I see my reputation precedes me, ladies."

[Sjofn]

My MANHAWKE mage would definitely prefer Varrik gloss over exactly how he defeated the Arishok in single combat. Hint: MANHAWKE has clearly been training for the Kirkwall Marathon.

I sort of wish he'd leave out all the parts with spiders, too, as those are icky.

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

Traps. Francesca Hawke never, ever, ever fell for one. She did not get caught in several bear traps in the span of 15 seconds, nor did she almost catch on fire, and she definitely did not get spiked, repeatedly, by spears which came out from beneath the ground. Truth, I swear.

[Aanna]

Emerging from a Kirkwall burning from the Qunari rampage, Hawke brushes aside the quibbling First Enchanter and Knight Commander.  She will lead the city through this terrible crisis!  She will show all of Thedas that Kirkwall has a Champion!

Trembling before her, Meredith and Orsino beg her to explain her plan to save them, and Hawke...

giggles and suggests they all run for the hills.

-facepalm-