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[Zelnik]

Lets be honest here, we all have little "pet" names for the guns we enjoy the most.  List yours and laugh it up!

Locust: Screaming flea. kill your enemies not with shards of accelerated metal, but the annoying as hell sound it makes when you pull the trigger. Alternate name: Annoy-O-Tron.

Widow: Face Re-arranger.  The best possible weapon for rapid cosmetic surgery of an opponent.  Also approved in sweden for wisdom tooth removal, brain surgery and ear canal cleaning.  

Mattock: Aggrivated-sexual-assault Rifle.  Nothing works with ammo powers quite like the Mattock,  especially inferno, heavy disruptor and Shredder.  If there is a target, this can handle it.  If there is NO target, this rifle can STILL handle it, all the while smoking a pipe and grinning in a 1950's manner.

Geth Pulse Rifle: Ladies Best Friend. Ergonomic Desigh, Variable rate of fire, optimized for her pleasure.  

Cain: F*ck your Couch.  There is always a moment in the game (especially on the higher difficulty levels) when you just don't want to deal with the enemies sh*t.  If you look closely on the site, it says "please insert in enemy sideways."

Geth Pulse Rifle: Dirty Little Secret. Three heads, charge up function, for the up close and personal woman.

Incisor Rifle: Placebo Effect.  Only works in theory.

Phalanx Heavy Pistol: "DAMNIT I RAN OUT OF AMMO!"  or "The Deadliest Cat-Toy in Space!"

Arc projector: Bad Pun. It's Shocking!

Black Hole Projector: Goatse. Nuff said.

Firestorm: 4chan

[Katamariguy]

Cain: Big Boomer

Mattock is Mr. Blasty.

[XCPTNL]

I tend use quotes or parts of quotes for some of my favourite weapons:

Widow: Damn that's one hell of a sniper rifle (Asari talking to Salarian @ Gateway shop)
Revenant: ...it usually causes property damage (Asari bartender on Illium, Conrad Verner Quest)
Claymore: I was tired of talking anyway (Captain Enyala, Miranda Loyalty Mission)
Geth Shotgun: The robot says 'Hello' (David talking to Archer in Overlord)

I call the Phalanx my Pocket Sniper or Pokemon though.

[jamesp81]

The Cain is the only one I name. I call it the F##k You Cannon.

[Locutus_of_BORG]

OP has such awfully long names for his guns. I usually differentiate my guns by the different types of grins they evoke.. obviously, it's a bit hard to show that through words.

[Alamar2078]

I don't actually name my weapons but if I did:
Cain: Little Boy [somtimes "my little friend" depending on my mood]
Widow: Painless
Phalaynx: Gotcha

[Sailears]

GPS:
Defences removed.
Difficulty transformer.
Adept's best friend.

Modifié par Curunen, 17 mars 2011 - 06:55 .

[mi55ter]

jamesp81 wrote...

The Cain is the only one I name. I call it the F##k You Cannon.

It hsa to be the most satisfying way to save all 20 crates! Toasting the 3 mechs at the same time while uttering the aforementioned gun name

[android654]

M29 Incisor is Sarah.

[clopin]

www.youtube.com/watch 
Evangeline. I named all of them Evangeline.

[TheMonsterMash]

I call my Mattock 'Vera'.

[JoeClose]

I got my Mossberg shotty that I call Kelly Price!

[Labrev]

I used to misread the "Mattock" as the "Matlock" so now and then when I use it or have another squadmate use it, I vocalize the trumpet conclusion to the Matlock intro song.

Naaaa--na-na--naaa--na!

[Ramirez Wolfen]

Cain: Fat Man

[Spartanburger]

Locust: Darkstorm.
Widow: mah boom-stick Firefall
Phalanx: Resolve

[Ramirez Wolfen]

Spartanburger wrote...

Locust: Darkstorm.
Widow: mah boom-stick Firefall
Phalanx: Resolve

Off topic, but your profile photo is really cute!

[Spartanburger]

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...
Off topic, but your profile photo is really cute!

Thanks!


Also, on topic:
GPS: Jackhammer
Cain: Mutually Assured Destruction
Incisor: Dentist.

[ObserverStatus]

I have a few phrases I scream while firing them.

Revenant: "Get some!"
Cain: "Nuclear launch detected." or "You shoot a nuke down a bughole, and you got a lot of dead bugs"
Collector Particle Beam: "I'm-ma firin ma lasor!"
Arc Projector: "Commander Shepard used Thunder! (It's super effective!/It's not very effective)"

[Ramirez Wolfen]

Geth Pulse Rifle: Techhie
Incisor: Doctor
Locust: Little bugger
Firestorm: Little Toaster
Geth Pulse Shotgun: Ringer
Revenant: Rever

Modifié par Ramirez Wolfen, 22 mars 2011 - 01:31 .

[Zombaholic]

Hah Yes Reapers wrote...

I used to misread the "Mattock" as the "Matlock" so now and then when I use it or have another squadmate use it, I vocalize the trumpet conclusion to the Matlock intro song.

Naaaa--na-na--naaa--na!

MAAAAAAAATLOOOOOCCK! /abe simpson

I ever only named only the Cain. I affectionally call it "Whoops". As in, "I just have to hold down the fire button rig-" Click, Explosion "...Whoops"

Modifié par Zombaholic, 22 mars 2011 - 01:36 .

[mi55ter]

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

Cain: Fat Man

Lolz

[mi55ter]

bobobo878 wrote...

I have a few phrases I scream while firing them.

Revenant: "Get some!"
Cain: "Nuclear launch detected." or "You shoot a nuke down a bughole, and you got a lot of dead bugs"
Collector Particle Beam: "I'm-ma firin ma lasor!"
Arc Projector: "Commander Shepard used Thunder! (It's super effective!/It's not very effective)"

I loved what you said about screaming phrases. Too true, too true. Toasting mother****ers with these little toys is the only time I rip off my masquerade and let fly with what I really got. Also, the looks I get from my wife if she's around when I'm playin...

[Kronner]

Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

I don't name guns, ... at least not in the classical sense of "naming", but I do have a limited repertoir of what I say when the gun comes to action. And those lines are normally reserved for guns I really like, sooo:

Widow: BOOM! HEADSHOT

Claymore: Muehehe

Revenant: Brrrrrrrrrrrttt

haha, pretty much the same for me