Bastal wrote...
I recommend playing male Hawke and then come back.
I recommend making an argument that doesn't come across as ill-concieved and bigoted.
Bastal wrote...
I recommend playing male Hawke and then come back.
Deep_Sea_Diver wrote...
Um the game confirms that she has STDs and her annoying sex jokes are not attractive.
True.Aviena wrote...
Bastal wrote...
I recommend playing male Hawke and then come back.
I recommend making an argument that doesn't come across as ill-concieved and bigoted.
SavageNoble wrote...
So homosexuality is the ruin of the game? Well then, turns out all the modding community has to do is filter out a few lines of dialogue and DA II is suddenly the gem its predecessor was.
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Schneidend wrote...
Deep_Sea_Diver wrote...
Um the game confirms that she has STDs and her annoying sex jokes are not attractive.
I remain highly dubious without "teh sauce."
Maria Caliban wrote...
If I were going to stereotype the straight, male gamer, I'd suggest that an exotic, lusty, and bisexual pirate gal built like a brick s**t house might appeal to them.
BTW if the drop dead gorgeous pirate girl who only thinks about sex and is falling out of her blouse and will instantly romance you without so much as a long chat doesn't satisfy your all important straight male needs, may i suggest that your corner market sells Playboy and kleenex rather cheaply.
Bastal wrote...
I have hard time sympathizing with the excuse that you didn’t have enough resources to make new
environments or give us the ability to make choices that actually matter in the
story (like maybe side with the Qunari), a feature that would have been enjoyed
by everyone, yet had enough time to write gay love. .
Come on now... Isabela was a waste of a party member. I can't imagine having one iota of interest in a woman who gives it away so freely. How about you use an example of an human LI who isn't completely shallow? Oh wait, there aren't any... except for men. Yes, Anders had his problems, but at least he didn't sleep around whenever he felt like it. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with what's going on in this thread, but Isabela was a schoolboy fantasy at best.sgreco1970 wrote...
Is this another "Im straight and male and probably white and I vehemently complain when I get to feel for one day the way I make minorites feel every day" post?
I'm crying you a river.
BTW if the drop dead gorgeous pirate girl who only thinks about sex and is falling out of her blouse and will instantly romance you without so much as a long chat doesn't satisfy your all important straight male needs, may i suggest that your corner market sells Playboy and kleenex rather cheaply.
Modifié par Icy Magebane, 17 mars 2011 - 07:09 .
Ellestor wrote...
Why the hell is the female Hawke given as much content as the male, anyway? Most gamers are male, after all. Proportionally, she should boast but a fraction of Garret's recorded dialogue, yes? Anything more is a disproportionate use of resources.
Thank you, thread.
wowpwnslol wrote...
Maria Caliban wrote...
If I were going to stereotype the straight, male gamer, I'd suggest that an exotic, lusty, and bisexual pirate gal built like a brick s**t house might appeal to them.
And you'd be wrong. A perfect romance for male straight gamer was Aerie from Baldur's Gate 2. It was great. Unfortunately since then, Bioware has failed with romances and failed badly. Might as well not include romances at all in the next DA game.
Icy Magebane wrote...
Come on now... Isabela was a waste of a party member. I can't imagine having one iota of interest in a woman who gives it away so freely. How about you use an example of an human LI who isn't completely shallow? Oh wait, there aren't any... except for men. Yes, Anders had his problems, but at least he didn't sleep around whenever he felt like it. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with what's going on in this thread, but Isabela was a schoolboy fantasy at best.sgreco1970 wrote...
Is this another "Im straight and male and probably white and I vehemently complain when I get to feel for one day the way I make minorites feel every day" post?
I'm crying you a river.
BTW if the drop dead gorgeous pirate girl who only thinks about sex and is falling out of her blouse and will instantly romance you without so much as a long chat doesn't satisfy your all important straight male needs, may i suggest that your corner market sells Playboy and kleenex rather cheaply.
And yes, I know this is just a game... we all know that, but we're talking about romances, so hey, why not just get past the "they're just pixels" stuff and let's all stay on the same page. (directed at those who ineveitably bring that up)
Also, your comments make straight males seem shallow, and I find that offensive. Many straight males want more than just sex from women... and don't even bother mentiong Merrill because she is not human. At least the old elven design looked normal for the most part. Elves remind me of deer now.
Icy Magebane wrote...
Also, your comments make straight males seem shallow, and I find that offensive. Many straight males want more than just sex from women... and don't even bother mentiong Merrill because she is not human. At least the old elven design looked normal for the most part. Elves remind me of deer now.
Deep_Sea_Diver wrote...
Spoilers:
Schneidend wrote...
Deep_Sea_Diver wrote...
Spoilers:
Because that couldn't at all be a tongue-in-cheek joke on the part of the devs/writers, given there's never any clear statement declaring these are STDs to which they're referring. You've made an inference you were meant to infer, because the devs wrote it that way, and that's all.
DamnThoseDisplayNames wrote...
I am a cold barbaric homophobial vodka-drinking all-women-must-wear-skirts-and-ribbons gamer, but, actually, with so many design flaws like monotonous combat and recycled locations, I forget about the "fanservice heart-button" pretty fast and it was't that of the issue. Still, Anders dissapointed me. I remembered him as a "a pretty girl and a good drink" guy, not a bi-antichantry-terrorist abomination with ecstatic to stupidity idea of justice.
johook213 wrote...
Aerie and Anomen were highly annoying to me. Personally I found the Jaheira romance to be one of the best romances i've encountered in a game. And i'm a gay male!!! lol
David Gaider wrote...
Well, with fans like these, who could ask for more, right?
You're making some assumptions that I'm not going to argue with. You're free to go ahead thinking them, if you like, I just prefer that people don't stick words in my mouth.
Mox Ruuga wrote...
Icy Magebane wrote...
Also, your comments make straight males seem shallow, and I find that offensive. Many straight males want more than just sex from women... and don't even bother mentiong Merrill because she is not human. At least the old elven design looked normal for the most part. Elves remind me of deer now.
Shhh... You're not allowed to be offended, you-- you straight white man full of privilege, you!
Now take your big breasted bimbo and shut up, while more progressive elements are talking!
Deep_Sea_Diver wrote...
The nile is not just a river in egypt you know.
wowpwnslol wrote...
Jaheira's romance sucked. She is way too independent for my taste. Not to mention a druid... which makes her
even worse. Just read the epilogue after Throne of Bhaal how it all turned out. She apparently leaves you for months at a time.. WTF?
Modifié par Schneidend, 17 mars 2011 - 07:38 .
DamnThoseDisplayNames wrote...
... Still, Anders dissapointed me. I remembered him as a "a pretty girl and a good drink" guy, not a bi-antichantry-terrorist abomination with ecstatic to stupidity idea of justice.
and also can shapeshift into a bear at any moment. frightening image, not for the weak-hearted ;Dwowpwnslol wrote...
Jaheira's romance sucked. She is way too independent for my taste. Not to mention a druid... which makes her
even
worse. Just read the epilogue after Throne of Bhaal how it all turned
out. She apparently leaves you for months at a time.. WTF?
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