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[KenKenpachi]

DominusVita wrote...

I wore all the funky 80's/90's clothing (weird ass knitted over-sized sweaters with funky shoes and weird bright coloured pants)

You mean this?
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AGGGGGGGGG KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Did I mention me and a friend burned down 20 acers of woodland and used to set fires and broken glass in the public park? No one used it ever plus we were kids (by that I mean less than 14) hell they (townspeople) used to laugh at us for burning ants with flamethrowers we built with hairspray, which in turn reminds me of the time we got hold of bottle rockets and fire crackers lulz, one of them always watched from his window hoping it would blow up in my face lulz. Also me and same kid broke into his grandpa...well in fairness he was a druggie and left his doors unlocked, and broke his ass hole daughters christmas tea set and trashed the place as he was mean to us. Marcus went too far however and killed the gold fish.

When confronted by Marcus's mother he just said "I dunno Momma, I think pa=pa just flipped out." Saddly that got us off the hook as she just sighed and said "yeah that happens alot" And with these sadisitc/possiblly criminal revilations I will stop here. Lulz the stories I could tell.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 mars 2011 - 01:17 .

[Dominus]

 ....how much have you had to drink for St. Patty's? 

[KenKenpachi]

DominusVita wrote...

 ....how much have you had to drink for St. Patty's? 

Lol trust me I haven't drank at all today or yesterday. I try not too as every time I have I get into a battle royal or do things I would totally not do normally, like give my nephew smoke bombs to throw at the feral dogs roaming the region, or punching street signs happens.. Bad things happen when I drink, runs in the family.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 mars 2011 - 01:19 .

[KenKenpachi]

Nuav wrote...

u were a cr@zy @ss mofo when u were a kid. badasssssss

LOL Pretty much from when I was 5 untill I hit my 20's I still am to an extent, but not so bad. Having your arm snapped in half tends to make you a bit more....cautious. But for me thats like saying that its less risk jumping over a fire than being set on fire.  Its like being down graded from Hellspawn, to a Zealot. So still more "crazy" than the normal person.


And no I have no idea why I have not been in jail.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 mars 2011 - 01:30 .

[KenKenpachi]

Oh I was helping someone move a couch, and well with all the other **** on the truck I just stood up on the back. Anyways truck starting leaning real bad, won't going to fast figure 15 miles per hour or so, and well off I go. Land on my feet which is whats funny, but like from Martial arts and what not I have very strong legs, and they just went like a spring, so it was my neck, or my left arm.

Stuck the arm out, heard a snap in my forearm.. looked down and that was the worse pain I ever felt, almost passed out, nearly shot out the skin, arm looked like I had two elbows, damn EMT's didn't even set the arm till several hours later, which pissed the doctor off and led to me needing an opration. Given it was on my own time pretty much ended any sort of Military Career I had going, and my ROTC scholarship with it. I spent months in recovery, had to have a further two more surgeries one to put in a steel plate, another to remove it.

Left me with some lose of feeling in some of my nerves in that arm. I still perform martial arts, and was for a time a civilian instructor on base in hand to hand. But with changing times and comanders they didn't want a "civie" on base, I don't anymore, hell only one of the other "disgraces" who quite early and now works in the pawnshop even talks with me. And I haven't botherd getting civilian certification, as honestly teaching my skills in a mini-mall just would not pan out well at all.  Or maybe I'm wrong.

And no need to say sorry **** happens. Wasn't all bad, wouldn't have meet my wife otherwise. Or have my daughter now. But one thing pisses me off. A pissy ass 15 mph snaps my arm, an experianced fighter none the less, and this dork drug dealer I went to school with jumped out of his damn car going 60 mph, and nothing happend to him. **** up **** man, ****ed up.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 18 mars 2011 - 01:52 .

[Norskatt]

Jack Black is my secret crush  :innocent:

[KenKenpachi]

@nuav Nah alot of people do, eventually it gets out, and I don't need no pitty. And I never seen myself as a badass, I like a bit of action in my life, and I love a good fight as it tests me and allows me to grow stronger. I take the same view in life to an extent, only way to get stronger is when your nocked down, is to get up and go at it again, till you take down whats in your way. Or it takes you down. So I'm no bad ass, I do what I need to do, in the bounds of my own honor.

Hmm sort of why I use this screen name, a good friend of mine recommended it before I watched the show much, think I'll make a Why do you have that SN topic.

@ Norskatt, hmm you never struck me as the sort who would like guys like that, most of your posts are pretty serrious. Jack Black is awesome though.

[Norskatt]

KenKenpachi wrote...



@ Norskatt, hmm you never struck me as the sort who would like guys like that, most of your posts are pretty serrious. Jack Black is awesome though.

Well, I don't like the pot smoking aspect but I adore Tenacious D 

[Nattfare]

I have the attention span of a senile goldfish.

[Khemical]

This entire thread needs a group hug.

[Quixal]

Quixal isn't my real name.

[NvVanity]

I never learned how to read.

[Druss99]

Autolycus wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Autolycus wrote...

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now would it?

I bet it's a third nipple

Twice now he has been accused of having a third nipple in just over a week. It must be true.

I'm saying nothing.....

Now we know your weakness is the purple nurple, for you have too many nipples to protect them all.

[KenKenpachi]

Druss99 wrote...

Autolycus wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Autolycus wrote...

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret now would it?

I bet it's a third nipple

Twice now he has been accused of having a third nipple in just over a week. It must be true.

I'm saying nothing.....

Now we know your weakness is the purple nurple, for you have too many nipples it is to protect Rule them all.

If we need to go on some quest to throw his nipple into a volcano to save the world count me out.

[Girchou]

I have a totally heterosexual man-crush on Matt Smith.

[Druss99]

KenKenpachi wrote...

If we need to go on some quest to throw his nipple into a volcano to save the world count me out.

Hhmmm my words look different from how I remember them, but I appreciate your enthusiasm and had not considered the threat of Auto's extra nipple. You get his nipple while I fetch my adventure pants and we shall end its reign of terror.

Modifié par Druss99, 18 mars 2011 - 06:45 .

[KenKenpachi]

Druss99 wrote...
Hhmmm my words look different from how I remember them, but I appreciate your enthusiasm and had not considered the threat of Auto's extra nipple. You get his nipple while I fetch my adventure pants and we shall end its reign of terror.

Fine fine Mr Druss, you'ld be lost with out me, but let me warn you I will kill every last hobo we come across, or bald shriviled old man. And yes its my pleasure to use my abuse of power to start a mad q.....err a holy quest of good.

My only question is, will we be cutting off his nipple? As frankly thats distrubing, and what if we cut the wrong one?

I say to be on the safe side we just throw him into the volcano.

[Druss99]

This is what happens when you keep secrets.

[Moondoggie]

This is turning into the best thread ever XD