How does Arishok sleep?
#1
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:03
#2
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:03
#3
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:05
Gavinthelocust wrote...
He doesn't
This. What makes you think he does?
#4
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Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:05
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#5
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:05
#6
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:06
#7
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:09
He waits.
The Arishok is never hit by spells. Sometimes spells are hit by the Arishok.
The Arishok wasn't actually killed by Hawke. Because the Viscount's Keep was merely a setback.
The Arishok's relatives wrap his gifts in lead so he can't see what's in them.
The Arishok doesn't get wet. Water gets Arishok'd.
#8
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:12
SmokeyTheBear wrote...
He doesn't sleep.
He waits.
The Arishok is never hit by spells. Sometimes spells are hit by the Arishok.
The Arishok wasn't actually killed by Hawke. Because the Viscount's Keep was merely a setback.
The Arishok's relatives wrap his gifts in lead so he can't see what's in them.
The Arishok doesn't get wet. Water gets Arishok'd.
The Arishok isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.
The Arishok doesn't move, the world moves under his feet.
#9
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:16
Also the Arishok isn't hung like a bull, a bull is hung like the Arishok.
Bulls also in an attempt to be more like the Arishok asked him for the gift to grow horns.
#10
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:17
So it does bothers me a bit to see Arishok with that super cool (but ridiculous) horn. Every time I saw him, I was thinking... man how did you sleep every night? Even for normal Qunaris with shorter horn, sleeping side way must be somewhat painful. and you can't turn to another side without waking up.
#11
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:19
#12
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:21
#13
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:24
#14
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:26
But only men dream.
#15
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:27

Just look at him :3
#16
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:30
#17
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:32
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
He probably sleeps with the quiet contentment of a being that is totally sure of his place in the universe. Say what you will about the unyielding philosophy of the Qun, but it does provide a crystal certainty to everything. Anyone that totally sure of them-self and the world around them should, by all right, sleep like a baby.
#18
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:36
SmokeyTheBear wrote...
The Arishok doesn't get wet. Water gets Arishok'd.
Win
#19
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:38
lmao, why do I picture him saying that, when he never talks that way.plnero wrote...
I bet he sleeps standing up so one someone goes to assassinate him he can wake and be like "Na-uh ass hole I'm gonna bring the Qun down on your ass"
#20
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:46
Then I suspect he sleep sitting on his big bench...
#21
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 02:48
King Killoth wrote...
the Qunari stand when they sleep making Qunari tipping a favored past time in Kirkwall.
Lmao And instead of Mooing loudly then dyeing the Arishok rips out those two huge as weapons and goes brings down the Qun on there ass
#22
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 03:09
#23
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 03:26
MJF JD wrote...
the Arishok doesnt teabag chantry sisters, he potato sacks them.
If I was drinking liquid at the time of reading this, it'd be all over my monitor and keyboard.
#24
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 03:34
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Posté 18 mars 2011 - 03:38





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