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Gay sex scenes in Dragon Age: Origins?!?!?!?!


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LemuresXL wrote...

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Fun Fact: In his early writing, Tolkien didn't call them elves; he called them gnomes. This has been your fun fact for the day.


F'n.... Gnomes?  What was he thinking....


Another race ruined by fantasy.

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OMG you just don't get it, do you? It's not simply about the gay thing! That's ok!
It's about a f***ing gay elf!!! GAY ELF?!
Oh, poor J.R.R. Tolkien what they've done to your heritage!!

Emotes conveying emotions..ok, let's try...

:blink::unsure::?<_<:blush::):happy::D:o



Gotta admit, that's a perfect transition.  from that I'd say you went insane.

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Ok so on the topic of the gay eelf Zevran as it seeems he is now to be dubbed by the OP. Some of you seem to be implying he is the Only gay romance. Did Bioware say there would only be one?

Edit:  Man I can't type for crap... to tried it's so late....

Modifié par LemuresXL, 29 octobre 2009 - 09:22 .


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Arduine wrote...

I think Lord of the Rings would've been a lot better with pretty gay elves...

I'm just saying. ^__^

On topic, I'm very happy Zevran is the m/m romance option!


You must have missed the seriously homoerotic undertones in the relationship between Gimli and Legolas or Frodo and Sam. Not intentional, but the appendices state that Legolas and Gimli essentially went on a long vacation throughout Middle Earth and then perhaps sailed together to the Undying Lands. Very sweet, in my opinion.

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mr.bub wrote...

OMG you just don't get it, do you? It's not simply about the gay thing! That's ok!
It's about a <snip> gay elf!!! GAY ELF?!
Oh, poor J.R.R. Tolkien what they've done to your heritage!!


...WHAT A TWIST!

Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist a dig at M. Night Shyamalan :P

But it's interesting to observe how easily assumptions were made in these last 5 pages.

Modifié par LdyShayna, 29 octobre 2009 - 12:16 .


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LemuresXL wrote...

Asheris wrote...

mr.bub wrote...

OMG you just don't get it, do you? It's not simply about the gay thing! That's ok!
It's about a f***ing gay elf!!! GAY ELF?!
Oh, poor J.R.R. Tolkien what they've done to your heritage!!

Emotes conveying emotions..ok, let's try...

:blink::unsure::?<_<:blush::):happy::D:o



Gotta admit, that's a perfect transition.  from that I'd say you went insane.

Yes, I'm only missing the emote trying to make a hole in a desk/wall. <_<

Ah well, I guess Tolkien had no idea what he was doing when creating metrosexual beings.

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Darthnemesis2 wrote...

My poor avatar needs some love...Image IPB
As does yours


Grammar fails me at 4:15 in the morning it seems...

Your avatar looks like he's thought of the perfect way to go about it. ^_^

Baelin Firestorm wrote...

If Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore can be gay, why can't Gandalf be so? Maybe it's a mage thing?

First, I'm amazed you got his full name right, and second, everyone knows magic is gay. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie]

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Wait, you're telling me that all elves aren't gay???



What with their fascination with being being beautiful and loving all things nature I had just assumed......

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First, I'm amazed you got his full name right, and second, everyone knows magic is gay. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png



Dude....    Yes!   Magic is super gay.

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Tolkien didn't create elves. *goes to sulk in a corner*

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Wait, you're telling me that all elves aren't gay???

What with their fascination with being being beautiful and loving all things nature I had just assumed......


With nature I'd assume hippie...   being beautiful... I dunno, who isn't.  Elves though, yeah the guys are sorta light in the loafers.

Wait wait, honest question, why does light in the loafers mean gay?

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Tolkien didn't create elves. *goes to sulk in a corner*

No, vikings did ;)

He just reincarnated them into that lovley immortal shell.

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Well the mods are obviously sleeping, or looking at those pictures, should we throw a party?

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Afonuvin wrote...

Wait, you're telling me that all elves aren't gay???

What with their fascination with being being beautiful and loving all things nature I had just assumed......


Well, most are really just elfosexual more than hetero or gay; Zevran is quite progressive with his willingness to sleep with Shems for fun.

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MrGOH wrote...

You must have missed the seriously homoerotic undertones in the relationship between Gimli and Legolas or Frodo and Sam. Not intentional, but the appendices state that Legolas and Gimli essentially went on a long vacation throughout Middle Earth and then perhaps sailed together to the Undying Lands. Very sweet, in my opinion.


Ah, tis true, tis true. I really need to read those books over again. ;P Honestly, the last time I read LOTR was in 5th grade, so I had no knowledge of homoerotic anything.

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Achromatis wrote...

Well the mods are obviously sleeping, or looking at those pictures, should we throw a party?


party indeed...

Where is the party emote?

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Zevran looks like to be a good romp in the hay, if not for anything resembling a commitment.

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Asheris wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tolkien didn't create elves. *goes to sulk in a corner*

No, vikings did ;)

He just reincarnated them into that lovley immortal shell.


Did they?  I thought the Germanic tribes did.  Google will know.

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LemuresXL wrote...

Dude....    Yes!   Magic is super gay.

You'd figure the robes, and the thing for staffs/wands and towers would have given it away. :innocent:

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Speaking of Google... I googled the phrase " light in the loafers " and came up with a stupid answer from the urban dictionary and another one from some random site.

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MrGOH wrote...

Afonuvin wrote...

Wait, you're telling me that all elves aren't gay???

What with their fascination with being being beautiful and loving all things nature I had just assumed......


Well, most are really just elfosexual more than hetero or gay; Zevran is quite progressive with his willingness to sleep with Shems for fun.



That's true. Elves cannot be homosexual as that is a human term for it. Being that they are of a different race it might be differently defined among themselves.

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Asheris wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tolkien didn't create elves. *goes to sulk in a corner*

No, vikings did ;)

He just reincarnated them into that lovley immortal shell.


Their stories were way more imaginative. Come on, a dude transforms into a female horse to distract a horse helping to build a wall, gets mounted, pregnant and gives birth to a horse with eight legs.
Which also happens to become Odins horse.
That dude is also father to a snake surrounding the world and a big friggin wolf that will kill Thor...

Yes, that is way better than gay elves ;)

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Ecaiki wrote...

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Dude....    Yes!   Magic is super gay.

You'd figure the robes, and the thing for staffs/wands and towers would have given it away. :innocent:


And the intense, one on one April/November relationships between young male apprentices/Princes and wise old wizards.

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Ecaiki wrote...

LemuresXL wrote...

Dude....    Yes!   Magic is super gay.

You'd figure the robes, and the thing for staffs/wands and towers would have given it away. :innocent:


So they wear dresses and surround themselves in phallic imagery... I don't see the problem here..

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Ecaiki wrote...

LemuresXL wrote...

Dude....    Yes!   Magic is super gay.

You'd figure the robes, and the thing for staffs/wands and towers would have given it away. :innocent:


For wearing such loose robes they sure are tight with their magic now are they not? :wizard: