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Gay sex scenes in Dragon Age: Origins?!?!?!?!


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#151
vyvexthorne

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LemuresXL wrote...

Achromatis wrote...

Well the mods are obviously sleeping, or looking at those pictures, should we throw a party?


party indeed...

Where is the party emote?


:innocent::wub:   these emotes look slightly naughty when put together.. I think these will have to do for the party emotes in this thread..

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Baelin Firestorm

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Afonuvin wrote...

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Afonuvin wrote...

Wait, you're telling me that all elves aren't gay???

What with their fascination with being being beautiful and loving all things nature I had just assumed......


Well, most are really just elfosexual more than hetero or gay; Zevran is quite progressive with his willingness to sleep with Shems for fun.



That's true. Elves cannot be homosexual as that is a human term for it. Being that they are of a different race it might be differently defined among themselves.


I think the elvish term is "trouser pilot", but I could be wrong.

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Darthnemesis2

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Party emote is...


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#154
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MrGOH wrote...

And the intense, one on one April/November relationships between young male apprentices/Princes and wise old wizards.

Not all of them were old. ;)

Darthnemesis2 wrote...

So they wear dresses and surround themselves in phallic imagery... I don't see the problem here..

Hiding in plain sight, though the master stroke was deflecting the rumours to the elves. :ph34r:

Bio-Boy 3000 wrote...
For wearing such loose robes they sure are tight with their magic now are they not? [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png[/smilie]

No one wants an MTD (magically transmitted disease). [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/cool.png[/smilie]
You gotta practice safe-hex these days. :wizard:

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Asheris wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Tolkien didn't create elves. *goes to sulk in a corner*

No, vikings did ;)

He just reincarnated them into that lovley immortal shell.


Their stories were way more imaginative. Come on, a dude transforms into a female horse to distract a horse helping to build a wall, gets mounted, pregnant and gives birth to a horse with eight legs.
Which also happens to become Odins horse.
That dude is also father to a snake surrounding the world and a big friggin wolf that will kill Thor...

Yes, that is way better than gay elves ;)

Tolkien elves where far off but still close to awsome.
Strong body and mind, immortal, wise, enjoying life...and suddenly BAM comes Orlando and we have gay elves :whistle:

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LemuresXL

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Darthnemesis2 wrote...

Ecaiki wrote...

LemuresXL wrote...

Dude....    Yes!   Magic is super gay.

You'd figure the robes, and the thing for staffs/wands and towers would have given it away. :innocent:


So they wear dresses and surround themselves in phallic imagery... I don't see the problem here..


You guys really are awesome.


But to the hats!  http://img94.imagesh.../img0194fh.jpg/  My fav beanie.   I know you can't see it to well...  Hrm.  It's become my girlfriends favorite to. 

Modifié par LemuresXL, 29 octobre 2009 - 09:41 .


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Ecaiki wrote...

Bio-Boy 3000 wrote...
For wearing such loose robes they sure are tight with their magic now are they not? ../../../images/forum/emoticons/wizard.png

No one wants an MTD (magically transmitted disease). ../../../images/forum/emoticons/cool.png
You gotta practice safe-hex these days. :wizard:


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The actual gay races is Dwarves. They all look like men, and care about the things normally a man cares about most. Combat, Strength, and Combat....not saying women don't like these things too occasionally,they are just primarilly testosterone related.

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Afonuvin wrote...

The actual gay races is Dwarves. They all look like men, and care about the things normally a man cares about most. Combat, Strength, and Combat....not saying women don't like these things too occasionally,they are just primarilly testosterone related.

And some say elves all all women and caring for things feminine...a perfect match? ;)

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Asheris wrote...

Afonuvin wrote...

The actual gay races is Dwarves. They all look like men, and care about the things normally a man cares about most. Combat, Strength, and Combat....not saying women don't like these things too occasionally,they are just primarilly testosterone related.

And some say elves all all women and caring for things feminine...a perfect match? ;)


I, for one, eagerly await hilarious YouTube videos of toon sex between ugly-by-design dwarf PC's and Zevran.

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It would consist of the Dwarves being drunk all the time and breaking things......and the Elves doing nothing but nagging........this sounds familiar.....

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Baelin Firestorm

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MrGOH wrote...

Asheris wrote...

Afonuvin wrote...

The actual gay races is Dwarves. They all look like men, and care about the things normally a man cares about most. Combat, Strength, and Combat....not saying women don't like these things too occasionally,they are just primarilly testosterone related.

And some say elves all all women and caring for things feminine...a perfect match? ;)


I, for one, eagerly await hilarious YouTube videos of toon sex between ugly-by-design dwarf PC's and Zevran.


OMGWTFBBQMIDGETPR0N

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LemuresXL

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MrGOH wrote...


I, for one, eagerly await hilarious YouTube videos of toon sex between ugly-by-design dwarf PC's and Zevran.


I didn't even think of that...   That does actually sound pretty great.

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LemuresXL

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vyvexthorne wrote...

LemuresXL wrote...

Achromatis wrote...

Well the mods are obviously sleeping, or looking at those pictures, should we throw a party?


party indeed...

Where is the party emote?


:innocent::wub:   these emotes look slightly naughty when put together.. I think these will have to do for the party emotes in this thread..


The pink one is deffinatly stareing at the yellow ones boobies.

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mr.bub wrote...

Pleaz somebody tell me if that is true:

bitmob.com/index.php/mobfeed/sex-and-the-single-dragon-age-hero.html

:o:(:sick::sick:



For once you will put attention to dialogs altough it is  just to save your ass.

:blink::police:
:?:police:
:unsure::police:
:huh::police:
:o:police:
:o:police:
:wub::police:

At the end you will like it

#166
Darthnemesis2

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This thread is sooo gay...

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Aleksandrov

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I can't believe I read through all of this thread...

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Aleksandrov wrote...

I can't believe I read through all of this thread...



How do you think all of us who have posted here feel?

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Aleksandrov wrote...

I can't believe I read through all of this thread...


Don't you just feel so... happy about it though? You've accomplished something today! Seven pages of yelling, arguing, making fun of, misunderstanding, making up, and most importantly - gayness. Posted Image

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I shall put in a final word here, and say that I personally do not go and whack off (so to speak) to in-game secksytime cutscenes. No fun in that.



:D

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lol thats funny :D

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Lucy_Glitter wrote...

I shall put in a final word here, and say that I personally do not go and whack off (so to speak) to in-game secksytime cutscenes. No fun in that.

:D


Liar.



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Aleksandrov

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Darthnemesis2 wrote...

Aleksandrov wrote...

I can't believe I read through all of this thread...


Don't you just feel so... happy about it though? You've accomplished something today! Seven pages of yelling, arguing, making fun of, misunderstanding, making up, and most importantly - gayness. Posted Image

I'm getting too comfortable with my sexuality. :ph34r:

#174
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Yay for the gay scenes.

Elves are already discriminated enough in the game, so we should atleast give them this.

#175
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I'm guessing the OP is homophobic. I have friend's who are gay, why should we deny them love in a game and let only straight people get romance?