isabella and Merril (worst romance characters ever)
#76
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 08:51
#77
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 08:54
#78
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 08:54
The Minority wrote...
Well I disagree.
Besides Hawke is immune to STDs.
This.
#79
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 08:55
Dave of Canada wrote...
I take it all the times she helps people against her own judgement, including the one gigantic plot surrounding her in act 2, weren't redeeming at all. She went to the Arishok and was like "Sex is awesome." and then flashed him in your playthrough, I take it?
Nice try, but I woudn't bother. Some people on this forum have enough opinions set in stone to build a goddamn mansion in Hightower...
#80
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 08:56
Marionetten wrote...
It is subjective. It's just that most if not all of Isabela's humor relates to sexual innuendo whereas Zevran's greatest performance contained none of it.HawXV2 wrote...
Subjective. I found Isabella to be far more entertaining.
While I never found Zevran to be a funny character, thus I would normally kill him early on; while I do like Isabela; but I agree that they could have done a few more companion banters without any sex in them at all (there are some sex less ones from her side once you have a romance with her, as when Merrill asks why she is happy, and she just says she is, or when Merrill asks what she will do later, if she wants to leave, and she answers that she would, if a certain someone could be convinced to leave with her.
Non of them are humerus at all btw - but neither are they jokes about ****s and mammaries ~
#81
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:02
If it wouldn't have been for the forums i may have given up on dragon Age 2 as well.
I know the devs have a love/hate with the forums, but the forums saved them a fan by clarifying glitches and poorly executed dialogue wheels.
#82
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:04
And, for my tastes at least, Merrill is hilarious.
As for Isabella, liked her, got her to locked friendship without romancing her, she came back for me during the Arishok thing, that meant a lot to me, so I let her have her ship later.
And yes, the way Merrill's questline is broken in Act III is a huge issue.
Go her for a workaround, if you're playing on a PC:
http://social.biowar...88565/1#6549906
Modifié par Taritu, 18 mars 2011 - 09:05 .
#83
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:06
#84
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:10
BobSmith101 wrote...
Knowing Merrils VA from them filming Torchwood around here makes Merril a must have. At first I was just carrying her , but later she became an indispensable member of the party.
She can't heal, but she is one of only two mages, and she can be crazy powerful as cc/dps.
#85
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:11
looks like a 10 year old? lol Then you haven't seen 10 year olds, apperantly. Oh and did I mention that the romances are optional and just a small very little significanse having portion of the game?Madi wrote...
An incredibly loose pirate with implied STDs and an irritating "cute" elf who looks and acts like she's 10 years old. Straight guys really got screwed over this time IMO. Nice work Bioware. Better luck next time. <_<
#86
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:17
Marionetten wrote...
It is subjective. It's just that most of Isabela's humor relates to sexual innuendo whereas Zevran's greatest performance contained none of it.
Which comedic manasterpiece was that? All of Zevran's funniest moments I saw involved either sex or death. His lines involving neither weren't nearly as funny that I recall.
I do like Zevran quite a bit, but I find it funny you seem to be presenting him as some sort of paragon of virtue when the majority of his lines contained sexual innuendo (and often skipping the 'innuendo' part).
#87
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:21
His funniest moment by far was his performance with Ohgren. He was a master at bull****ting.Cutlass Jack wrote...
Which comedic manasterpiece was that? All of Zevran's funniest moments I saw involved either sex or death. His lines involving neither weren't nearly as funny that I recall.
I did? Was it when I called him a tramp, perhaps?Cutlass Jack wrote...
I do like Zevran quite a bit, but I find it funny you seem to be presenting him as some sort of paragon of virtue when the majority of his lines contained sexual innuendo (and often skipping the 'innuendo' part).
Zevran has some Varric and some Isabela. Isabela just has... Isabela. And that part was equally obnoxious when found in Zevran.
Modifié par Marionetten, 18 mars 2011 - 09:26 .
#88
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:25
#89
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:26
Marionetten wrote...
His funniest moment by far was his performance with Ohgren.
Broma Brothers? I'll admit that was a funny scene, but Ohgren was the funnier one. (and the pretty one) I don't consider it the best of either of them really, but I did chuckle.
#90
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:50
#91
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 09:53
Dave of Canada wrote...
I take it all the times she helps people against her own judgement, including the one gigantic plot surrounding her in act 2, weren't redeeming at all. She went to the Arishok and was like "Sex is awesome." and then flashed him in your playthrough, I take it?
This quote is amazing.
Modifié par CalamityRanger, 18 mars 2011 - 09:54 .
#92
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 10:03
#93
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 10:13
Dave of Canada wrote...
I take it all the times she helps people against her own judgement, including the one gigantic plot surrounding her in act 2, weren't redeeming at all. She went to the Arishok and was like "Sex is awesome." and then flashed him in your playthrough, I take it?
*falls over laughing*
I can't stop thinking about what the Arishok's reaction to that would be.
Modifié par thegreateski, 18 mars 2011 - 10:14 .
#94
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 11:06
Aveline would have been a reasonable choice, but she's a bit manly. She does get bonus points for emotional maturity. I see future hero's in Hawke and Aveline's future bloodline had they mated.
Don't get me started on the whole gay thing. Babies ain't happening there, thus you may as well be equating a gay romance with a fling with Isabella. Wham (ouch) bam (ouch), thank you sir!
So yep, Isabella is the appropriate choice (for a male character), given the fact that she'll hang around with you after the fact if you show her some kindness and emotional stability. With a tavern-going witty socialite that knows her way around a dagger, coupled with a pair of epic boobs, what's not to like?
Modifié par Parachromis, 18 mars 2011 - 11:08 .
#95
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 11:19
But lesbians scored big time. What a strange world we live in.Madi wrote...
An incredibly loose pirate with implied STDs and an irritating "cute" elf who looks and acts like she's 10 years old. Straight guys really got screwed over this time IMO. Nice work Bioware. Better luck next time. <_<
#96
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 11:23
I think we all scored big time with this game... well all but New Anders:innocent:.Maria Caliban wrote...
But lesbians scored big time. What a strange world we live in.Madi wrote...
An incredibly loose pirate with implied STDs and an irritating "cute" elf who looks and acts like she's 10 years old. Straight guys really got screwed over this time IMO. Nice work Bioware. Better luck next time. <_<
#97
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 11:24
Some Geth wrote...
I think we all scored big time with this game... well all but New Anders:innocent:.Maria Caliban wrote...
But lesbians scored big time. What a strange world we live in.Madi wrote...
An incredibly loose pirate with implied STDs and an irritating "cute" elf who looks and acts like she's 10 years old. Straight guys really got screwed over this time IMO. Nice work Bioware. Better luck next time. <_<
Oh new Anders scored. Multiple times. AT least he did with my Hawke.
#98
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 11:27
Oh I am so sorry for you:whistle:.Ryzaki wrote...
Some Geth wrote...
I think we all scored big time with this game... well all but New Anders:innocent:.Maria Caliban wrote...
But lesbians scored big time. What a strange world we live in.Madi wrote...
An incredibly loose pirate with implied STDs and an irritating "cute" elf who looks and acts like she's 10 years old. Straight guys really got screwed over this time IMO. Nice work Bioware. Better luck next time. <_<
Oh new Anders scored. Multiple times. AT least he did with my Hawke.![]()
#99
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 11:30
Some Geth wrote...
Oh I am so sorry for you:whistle:.
Oh it wasn't so bad. AT least this way Garrett doesn't have to worry about any rashes.
#100
Posté 18 mars 2011 - 11:33
But still I am sorry:innocent:.Ryzaki wrote...
Some Geth wrote...
Oh I am so sorry for you:whistle:.
Oh it wasn't so bad. AT least this way Garrett doesn't have to worry about any rashes.





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