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#101
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Too far. Not a bad story. Not a great game. However DA2 < Origins.

#102
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Agreed.

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Heinrich843 wrote...

Mantaal wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

My vote is that this thread be retconned so that it never existed, but that could just be me. I'm much more interested in the future of Thedas after the events of DA2.


Well the future of Thedas after DA2... well that might be a little farmer Girl without any abilitys, skills and might kills 10000 Darkspawn with an Eyeblink.. What else could top the Great DA2 Story? 
And she has to be naked to top Isabella...

So you only got one Button to klick "Eyeblink" but let me asure you. If you press that button something Awesome is going to happen! Always! Isnt that great? :)

After playing DA2 i realized what whimp the Grey Warden in DA:O was. He needs an Army to defend Ferelden. Pfffft... The Hawke would have one-hit all the mobs and Killed the Arch Demon easy alone wile Isabella is shaving his Beard.


Be sure to get that licensed as intellectual property of you.

Someone, somewhere might just "come up" with that. 

DRAGON AGE 3. YOU'LL TELEPORT THROUGH ENEMIES! YOU'LL JUST BE RUNNING! RUNNING ALL THE TIME! 400 MILES PER HOURRRRRRR. YOU'LL RUN SO FAST PLOT ELEMENTS WILL BE LIKE SLOWWWW DOWNNNN, and you'll be like **** you and do a Naruto running animation!!


I am eagerly awaiting your powerthirst DA3 parody. Please let me know when it is done.

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Charlee Sheen wrote...

Better to just pretend it was all the whiskey fueled hallucination of some highlighy intoxicated Grey Warden with an apparent fetish for dudes.

How has this topic survived for so long? Posted Image

It's fine if you don't like the game, but don't be ****** over it.

Modifié par Blacklash93, 22 mars 2011 - 12:47 .


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Hobosapien wrote...

I like the game.
I like the story.
I like the new companions.


Agreed as well. Frankly, OP, I hated your version of the Warden. I think he/she is the one who should be retconned.

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 NO!

It was a great refreshing story with great characters and location and has no negative affect on DAO or DA lore...I was happy not to get another boring origins story.

My hands are hanging at my side...Thank you!

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Razcalking1978 wrote...

Hobosapien wrote...

I like the game.
I like the story.
I like the new companions.


Agreed as well. Frankly, OP, I hated your version of the Warden. I think he/she is the one who should be retconned.


Agreed!

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Nope. I'm not a stick in the mud, y'see. Also, the new companions were nice, pretty, cool, and interesting to be around. Also, my Hawke is too fine to be retconned. Besides, if you retcon DA 2, then I'll have no one to oggle except for that frigid witch, Morrigan. (Why do I like her?)

That just won't do after playing with Lady Hawke's amazon brigade! :'D

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not really, it wouldnt make sense considering that everything that will happen in DA3 will be based on DA2s mage vs templars situation

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No.

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Haters gonna hate

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retconning DA 2 would be completey pointless apart from getting rid of brillent characters and narrative one of the main points of DA 2 was setting up the whole potential (apparently the Seekers believe it can be avoided) Mage-Templar war which would mean coming up with a completly new scenario or starting form scrach with the mage-templar rivalry as a side note:don't be hatin' especially not on Dragon age (doesn't mater which game, book, comic, anime whatever just DON'T HATE)

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spelling and grammer errors i'm loling at myself lol

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and besides i think it did a great job expanding DA lore

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El Demente Ocho wrote...

Haters gonna hate


Trolls gonna Troll..

I wonder what great story the peoples talking about.

The "get 50 Suvereigns!" part? 
Or the "no matther what you do the Qunari attack for no reason" part?
Or the "We cant talk about the Subjekt and we will die all" part?

besides the story dont even make sence. A Farmerboy from a small village kills 10000 Darkspawn (without genloks), Dragons (arent they supposed to be rare?) Demons (They made the wrong ones stronger lore wise), Humans (wow they got alot free space in Kirkwall fpr Fereldeners after you killed more Humans as the City has population), and bloodmages on every Corner (How did the Mage circle managed it if every mage you meet turns into a Bloodmage?) 
So Why? Why can he do all that? Is there a reason behind it? If every Village boy can do that why they need an Army? Or Templers or Grey wardens? Even His little Brother Carver can kill 100 creeps with an cloth shirt on as a warrior.. I wonder if he laugh at every Soldier with an Armor on. "Lol you noobs you need an armor! You just need to one hit them so they are no harm to you! " :)

The Peoples you got in a group.. Fenris hates every mage. Even if Anders heals him 1000 times and safed his ass 1000 times he still hates him. If you are a mage yourselve he can be the best buddy and even get a romance with him but if you spare a helpless, harmless, mage who did never anything wrong he freaks out.. yeah makes sence..

Anders is the same just the opposite.

And Isabella .. well maybe thats a, little boys wet dream. A Girl with big boobs and no pants want to jump in your bed after you say 3 words to her.. But thats the unrealistic Group member Bioware ever made... i dont even get startet about the "armor" she is going to join the fight... If i would be 12 years old.. i might like that kind of Charakters.. well no i think i would already think im to old for that crap at 12 :)

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Charles Lee Sheen

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This story was set in the same universe as the original - that doesn't mean it's any good.

I stand by my original assessment - DA2's plotline is such a disjointed tangent from DA:O, better to wipe it, and move on.

Modifié par Charles Lee Sheen, 22 mars 2011 - 03:16 .


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Gamejudge wrote...

Heinrich843 wrote...

Mantaal wrote...

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

My vote is that this thread be retconned so that it never existed, but that could just be me. I'm much more interested in the future of Thedas after the events of DA2.


Well the future of Thedas after DA2... well that might be a little farmer Girl without any abilitys, skills and might kills 10000 Darkspawn with an Eyeblink.. What else could top the Great DA2 Story? 
And she has to be naked to top Isabella...

So you only got one Button to klick "Eyeblink" but let me asure you. If you press that button something Awesome is going to happen! Always! Isnt that great? :)

After playing DA2 i realized what whimp the Grey Warden in DA:O was. He needs an Army to defend Ferelden. Pfffft... The Hawke would have one-hit all the mobs and Killed the Arch Demon easy alone wile Isabella is shaving his Beard.


Be sure to get that licensed as intellectual property of you.

Someone, somewhere might just "come up" with that. 

DRAGON AGE 3. YOU'LL TELEPORT THROUGH ENEMIES! YOU'LL JUST BE RUNNING! RUNNING ALL THE TIME! 400 MILES PER HOURRRRRRR. YOU'LL RUN SO FAST PLOT ELEMENTS WILL BE LIKE SLOWWWW DOWNNNN, and you'll be like **** you and do a Naruto running animation!!


I am eagerly awaiting your powerthirst DA3 parody. Please let me know when it is done.



Come on guys you're going overboard with this.... What about button=awesome? How am I supposed to play anything from now on without the AWESOME BUTTON? Eyeblink button doesn't even come close because, wait for it, it's not Awesome! Unless the farmer girl has awesome eyes, in that case, like Ladlaw said, the game is evolving. But I can allready hear you haters "but we don't want to play a crappy game we want to play a good game". We'll you are just afraid of change. Bunch of blind haters!!!! The game changed from good to bad - you need to adapt to that, to be open minded. Can't you understand that change is good. So go back tou you 4chan (honestly WTH is 4chan?) and your good games, we will just play the EAware games you PC elitists (who in their right mind came up with this term?)


Btw how in the blue hell did you get your hands on DA3 script. God dammit! Thank you for spoiling the game for the rest of us that were "eagerly" waiting for this game. And it clearly sais No Spoilers in this sub-forum

Modifié par VeskeA, 22 mars 2011 - 03:27 .


#118
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This thread should be retconned from the message boards.

#119
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I disagree. I enjoyed the game. Yes it's bugged and glitched but this game was a sequel and I like it. Yes it's not a direct sequel to your warden from DA:O. But Awakenings filled that gap nicely for the warden as well as Witch Hunt and Golems of Amgarrak.

Frankly I'm tired of hearing you people whine. It's annoying.

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Brenus wrote...

FOXYPROXY wrote...

I CAN ONLY RAISE ONE HAND BECAUSE THE OTHER IS BUSY WATCHING GAY BUTTSECHS SCENES IN THE GAME

JUST RETCON THIS WHOLE RELEASE

IT NEVER HAPPENED

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP


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I'm not a big Gtrl+Alt+Del fan but that's hilarious because it's true.

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Mantaal wrote...

El Demente Ocho wrote...

Haters gonna hate


Trolls gonna Troll..

I wonder what great story the peoples talking about.

The "get 50 Suvereigns!" part? 
Or the "no matther what you do the Qunari attack for no reason" part?
Or the "We cant talk about the Subjekt and we will die all" part?

besides the story dont even make sence. A Farmerboy from a small village kills 10000 Darkspawn (without genloks), Dragons (arent they supposed to be rare?) Demons (They made the wrong ones stronger lore wise), Humans (wow they got alot free space in Kirkwall fpr Fereldeners after you killed more Humans as the City has population), and bloodmages on every Corner (How did the Mage circle managed it if every mage you meet turns into a Bloodmage?) 
So Why? Why can he do all that? Is there a reason behind it? If every Village boy can do that why they need an Army? Or Templers or Grey wardens? Even His little Brother Carver can kill 100 creeps with an cloth shirt on as a warrior.. I wonder if he laugh at every Soldier with an Armor on. "Lol you noobs you need an armor! You just need to one hit them so they are no harm to you! " :)


Now you're just being pathetic. To be honest, how much sense does it make that your regular dalish kills 1000+ darkspawn? Or regular castless dwarf? You are the perfect example of what I talked about in my earlier post. Go and apply this reasoning to every game you play and good luck. And if you don't know why blood mages are common, it just proves how little you actuially listened to the story.

Mantaal wrote...The Peoples you got in a group.. Fenris hates every mage. Even if Anders heals him 1000 times and safed his ass 1000 times he still hates him. If you are a mage yourselve he can be the best buddy and even get a romance with him but if you spare a helpless, harmless, mage who did never anything wrong he freaks out.. yeah makes sence..

Anders is the same just the opposite.

And Isabella .. well maybe thats a, little boys wet dream. A Girl with big boobs and no pants want to jump in your bed after you say 3 words to her.. But thats the unrealistic Group member Bioware ever made... i dont even get startet about the "armor" she is going to join the fight... If i would be 12 years old.. i might like that kind of Charakters.. well no i think i would already think im to old for that crap at 12 :)


Let me ask you this: does real life people always make sense? No, they don't. Because people are irrational and often follow their emotions (honestly, if you don't realize this I seriously doubt that you're in the appropriate ate to play this game).

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I liked the game and thought it worked fine as DA2. If it had been DAO2, I can see how people would be upset!

It's not like this is a franchise with a million games and books tied into it. And its Bioware's franchise. Not yours. Which makes me happy, because I don't want ARCHDEMON ROUND 2, FIGHT, and I doubt that was what anyone else wanted.

I liked it fine, disagree with the premise of this thread, and I am entitled to my opinion just as much as the people who are writing ridiculously long posts in order to try to convince everyone who disagrees to go "oh yea this game was awful" are entitled to theirs. And hey, I think I'm just as correct.

Thank you very much for being so understanding. :3

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StartOrange wrote...
Let me ask you this: does real life people always make sense? No, they don't. Because people are irrational and often follow their emotions (honestly, if you don't realize this I seriously doubt that you're in the appropriate ate to play this game).

Hopefully when you will move out of your mother's basement and meet real people in the real world and expand the horizons of your pathetic little life, you will change your tune.

Because if you think that the characters in DA2 are in any way shape or form representative of how real people act or if you think that real people are as one dimensional and erratic as the DA2 companions, then Maker have mercy on your soul, 'coz the real world will not.

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Let it be purged by fire. And get a new story writer by my ancestors ******.

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The game has its issues, but I see no reason to hate it as much as people here do.