Raise your hand if you think DA2 should be retconned from canon
#101
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 12:34
#102
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 12:37
#103
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 12:42
Heinrich843 wrote...
Mantaal wrote...
AtreiyaN7 wrote...
My vote is that this thread be retconned so that it never existed, but that could just be me. I'm much more interested in the future of Thedas after the events of DA2.
Well the future of Thedas after DA2... well that might be a little farmer Girl without any abilitys, skills and might kills 10000 Darkspawn with an Eyeblink.. What else could top the Great DA2 Story?
And she has to be naked to top Isabella...
So you only got one Button to klick "Eyeblink" but let me asure you. If you press that button something Awesome is going to happen! Always! Isnt that great?
After playing DA2 i realized what whimp the Grey Warden in DA:O was. He needs an Army to defend Ferelden. Pfffft... The Hawke would have one-hit all the mobs and Killed the Arch Demon easy alone wile Isabella is shaving his Beard.
Be sure to get that licensed as intellectual property of you.
Someone, somewhere might just "come up" with that.
DRAGON AGE 3. YOU'LL TELEPORT THROUGH ENEMIES! YOU'LL JUST BE RUNNING! RUNNING ALL THE TIME! 400 MILES PER HOURRRRRRR. YOU'LL RUN SO FAST PLOT ELEMENTS WILL BE LIKE SLOWWWW DOWNNNN, and you'll be like **** you and do a Naruto running animation!!
I am eagerly awaiting your powerthirst DA3 parody. Please let me know when it is done.
#104
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 12:45
How has this topic survived for so long?Charlee Sheen wrote...
Better to just pretend it was all the whiskey fueled hallucination of some highlighy intoxicated Grey Warden with an apparent fetish for dudes.
It's fine if you don't like the game, but don't be ****** over it.
Modifié par Blacklash93, 22 mars 2011 - 12:47 .
#105
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 01:04
Hobosapien wrote...
I like the game.
I like the story.
I like the new companions.
Agreed as well. Frankly, OP, I hated your version of the Warden. I think he/she is the one who should be retconned.
#106
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 01:19
It was a great refreshing story with great characters and location and has no negative affect on DAO or DA lore...I was happy not to get another boring origins story.
My hands are hanging at my side...Thank you!
#107
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 01:19
Razcalking1978 wrote...
Hobosapien wrote...
I like the game.
I like the story.
I like the new companions.
Agreed as well. Frankly, OP, I hated your version of the Warden. I think he/she is the one who should be retconned.
Agreed!
#108
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 01:21
That just won't do after playing with Lady Hawke's amazon brigade! :'D
#109
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 01:23
#110
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 01:51
#111
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 02:01
#112
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 02:07
#113
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 02:08
#114
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 02:09
#115
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 02:30
El Demente Ocho wrote...
Haters gonna hate
Trolls gonna Troll..
I wonder what great story the peoples talking about.
The "get 50 Suvereigns!" part?
Or the "no matther what you do the Qunari attack for no reason" part?
Or the "We cant talk about the Subjekt and we will die all" part?
besides the story dont even make sence. A Farmerboy from a small village kills 10000 Darkspawn (without genloks), Dragons (arent they supposed to be rare?) Demons (They made the wrong ones stronger lore wise), Humans (wow they got alot free space in Kirkwall fpr Fereldeners after you killed more Humans as the City has population), and bloodmages on every Corner (How did the Mage circle managed it if every mage you meet turns into a Bloodmage?)
So Why? Why can he do all that? Is there a reason behind it? If every Village boy can do that why they need an Army? Or Templers or Grey wardens? Even His little Brother Carver can kill 100 creeps with an cloth shirt on as a warrior.. I wonder if he laugh at every Soldier with an Armor on. "Lol you noobs you need an armor! You just need to one hit them so they are no harm to you! "
The Peoples you got in a group.. Fenris hates every mage. Even if Anders heals him 1000 times and safed his ass 1000 times he still hates him. If you are a mage yourselve he can be the best buddy and even get a romance with him but if you spare a helpless, harmless, mage who did never anything wrong he freaks out.. yeah makes sence..
Anders is the same just the opposite.
And Isabella .. well maybe thats a, little boys wet dream. A Girl with big boobs and no pants want to jump in your bed after you say 3 words to her.. But thats the unrealistic Group member Bioware ever made... i dont even get startet about the "armor" she is going to join the fight... If i would be 12 years old.. i might like that kind of Charakters.. well no i think i would already think im to old for that crap at 12
#116
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 03:15

This story was set in the same universe as the original - that doesn't mean it's any good.
I stand by my original assessment - DA2's plotline is such a disjointed tangent from DA:O, better to wipe it, and move on.
Modifié par Charles Lee Sheen, 22 mars 2011 - 03:16 .
#117
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 03:19
Gamejudge wrote...
Heinrich843 wrote...
Mantaal wrote...
AtreiyaN7 wrote...
My vote is that this thread be retconned so that it never existed, but that could just be me. I'm much more interested in the future of Thedas after the events of DA2.
Well the future of Thedas after DA2... well that might be a little farmer Girl without any abilitys, skills and might kills 10000 Darkspawn with an Eyeblink.. What else could top the Great DA2 Story?
And she has to be naked to top Isabella...
So you only got one Button to klick "Eyeblink" but let me asure you. If you press that button something Awesome is going to happen! Always! Isnt that great?
After playing DA2 i realized what whimp the Grey Warden in DA:O was. He needs an Army to defend Ferelden. Pfffft... The Hawke would have one-hit all the mobs and Killed the Arch Demon easy alone wile Isabella is shaving his Beard.
Be sure to get that licensed as intellectual property of you.
Someone, somewhere might just "come up" with that.
DRAGON AGE 3. YOU'LL TELEPORT THROUGH ENEMIES! YOU'LL JUST BE RUNNING! RUNNING ALL THE TIME! 400 MILES PER HOURRRRRRR. YOU'LL RUN SO FAST PLOT ELEMENTS WILL BE LIKE SLOWWWW DOWNNNN, and you'll be like **** you and do a Naruto running animation!!
I am eagerly awaiting your powerthirst DA3 parody. Please let me know when it is done.
Come on guys you're going overboard with this.... What about button=awesome? How am I supposed to play anything from now on without the AWESOME BUTTON? Eyeblink button doesn't even come close because, wait for it, it's not Awesome! Unless the farmer girl has awesome eyes, in that case, like Ladlaw said, the game is evolving. But I can allready hear you haters "but we don't want to play a crappy game we want to play a good game". We'll you are just afraid of change. Bunch of blind haters!!!! The game changed from good to bad - you need to adapt to that, to be open minded. Can't you understand that change is good. So go back tou you 4chan (honestly WTH is 4chan?) and your good games, we will just play the EAware games you PC elitists (who in their right mind came up with this term?)
Btw how in the blue hell did you get your hands on DA3 script. God dammit! Thank you for spoiling the game for the rest of us that were "eagerly" waiting for this game. And it clearly sais No Spoilers in this sub-forum
Modifié par VeskeA, 22 mars 2011 - 03:27 .
#118
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 03:22
#119
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 03:23
Frankly I'm tired of hearing you people whine. It's annoying.
#120
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 03:45
Brenus wrote...
FOXYPROXY wrote...
I CAN ONLY RAISE ONE HAND BECAUSE THE OTHER IS BUSY WATCHING GAY BUTTSECHS SCENES IN THE GAME
JUST RETCON THIS WHOLE RELEASE
IT NEVER HAPPENED
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
I'm not a big Gtrl+Alt+Del fan but that's hilarious because it's true.
#121
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 06:38
Mantaal wrote...
El Demente Ocho wrote...
Haters gonna hate
Trolls gonna Troll..
I wonder what great story the peoples talking about.
The "get 50 Suvereigns!" part?
Or the "no matther what you do the Qunari attack for no reason" part?
Or the "We cant talk about the Subjekt and we will die all" part?
besides the story dont even make sence. A Farmerboy from a small village kills 10000 Darkspawn (without genloks), Dragons (arent they supposed to be rare?) Demons (They made the wrong ones stronger lore wise), Humans (wow they got alot free space in Kirkwall fpr Fereldeners after you killed more Humans as the City has population), and bloodmages on every Corner (How did the Mage circle managed it if every mage you meet turns into a Bloodmage?)
So Why? Why can he do all that? Is there a reason behind it? If every Village boy can do that why they need an Army? Or Templers or Grey wardens? Even His little Brother Carver can kill 100 creeps with an cloth shirt on as a warrior.. I wonder if he laugh at every Soldier with an Armor on. "Lol you noobs you need an armor! You just need to one hit them so they are no harm to you! "
Now you're just being pathetic. To be honest, how much sense does it make that your regular dalish kills 1000+ darkspawn? Or regular castless dwarf? You are the perfect example of what I talked about in my earlier post. Go and apply this reasoning to every game you play and good luck. And if you don't know why blood mages are common, it just proves how little you actuially listened to the story.
Mantaal wrote...The Peoples you got in a group.. Fenris hates every mage. Even if Anders heals him 1000 times and safed his ass 1000 times he still hates him. If you are a mage yourselve he can be the best buddy and even get a romance with him but if you spare a helpless, harmless, mage who did never anything wrong he freaks out.. yeah makes sence..
Anders is the same just the opposite.
And Isabella .. well maybe thats a, little boys wet dream. A Girl with big boobs and no pants want to jump in your bed after you say 3 words to her.. But thats the unrealistic Group member Bioware ever made... i dont even get startet about the "armor" she is going to join the fight... If i would be 12 years old.. i might like that kind of Charakters.. well no i think i would already think im to old for that crap at 12
Let me ask you this: does real life people always make sense? No, they don't. Because people are irrational and often follow their emotions (honestly, if you don't realize this I seriously doubt that you're in the appropriate ate to play this game).
#122
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 06:50
It's not like this is a franchise with a million games and books tied into it. And its Bioware's franchise. Not yours. Which makes me happy, because I don't want ARCHDEMON ROUND 2, FIGHT, and I doubt that was what anyone else wanted.
I liked it fine, disagree with the premise of this thread, and I am entitled to my opinion just as much as the people who are writing ridiculously long posts in order to try to convince everyone who disagrees to go "oh yea this game was awful" are entitled to theirs. And hey, I think I'm just as correct.
Thank you very much for being so understanding. :3
#123
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 06:52
Hopefully when you will move out of your mother's basement and meet real people in the real world and expand the horizons of your pathetic little life, you will change your tune.StartOrange wrote...
Let me ask you this: does real life people always make sense? No, they don't. Because people are irrational and often follow their emotions (honestly, if you don't realize this I seriously doubt that you're in the appropriate ate to play this game).
Because if you think that the characters in DA2 are in any way shape or form representative of how real people act or if you think that real people are as one dimensional and erratic as the DA2 companions, then Maker have mercy on your soul, 'coz the real world will not.
#124
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 06:57
#125
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 07:23





Retour en haut







