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[DinoCrisisFan]

There's a girls questions thread, so I made an equivelant. Girls can ask questions about guys here.

Modifié par DinoCrisisFan, 22 mars 2011 - 01:09 .

[Moondoggie]

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

[Dominus]

1) I don't.
2) I don't own one.
3) Red Bull gives you tantrums.
4) Because...it's true? *Gets random stuff thrown at him* I've never said that.

Sounds like you need better luck finding males that aren't idiots. Good luck with that... o_o

[DinoCrisisFan]

Moondoggie wrote...

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

1. Because most men refuse to accept defeat. I'm not like that though.

2. I don't, hell I don't even own a motor vehicle. Oh you're refering to another type of size...lol, because a lot of women like huge ****s.

3. Women are often overly emotional, often times without cause, though this is sometimes caused by PMS and periods.

4. Because men just don't understand women that well ussually, and so they use what knowledge they do know, and make an assumption.

[Godak]

1. Well, men and women are equally shallow, but not over the same things. Women? OBSESSED with the color red, and most don't even know it (one of those weird primal things that's still in their psyche).

2. I don't like big things. Yes, that goes for boobies, too. I'm a middle-of-the-road kind of guy.

3. I only throw tantrums when I can't snort my cocaine off of a Rolls Royce. Or when I run out of Tiger Blood. I do not think women are impossible.

4. BECAUSE THAT **** TOTALLY IS!

Obviously.

(In all honesty, I'll NEED to find a girl who can speak her mind and disagree).

I'm going to echo DominusVita's statement. I think you should move, or something.

EDIT: Dino? Women don't like big penises. Hell, they don't even like AVERAGE penises. Average penis length? Six and a half inches. Average vaginal depth? Five inches. DO THE MATH.

(Yeah, it's disappointing to learn that, yeah, you're doing pretty well until, no...no you're not. )

Modifié par Godak, 22 mars 2011 - 01:51 .

[Madame November]

Moondoggie wrote...

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

You are missing a lot of vital information about lesbians.

[Moondoggie]

Madame November wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

You are missing a lot of vital information about lesbians.

Like?

[Dominus]

They're girls that like girls? That seems pretty vital in the lesbian category.

Modifié par DominusVita, 22 mars 2011 - 01:56 .

[Godak]

DominusVita wrote...

That seems pretty vital in the lesbian category.

Being a girl is pretty important, too.

[vometia]

DominusVita wrote...

They like girls? That seems pretty vital in the lesbian category.

That would qualify a lot of men as lesbians too, though.

Edit: darn, beaten to it.

Modifié par vometia, 22 mars 2011 - 01:55 .

[Godak]

vometia wrote...

Edit: darn, beaten to it.

You're welcome!

[Madame November]

Moondoggie wrote...

Madame November wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

You are missing a lot of vital information about lesbians.

Like?

*sigh* I am pretty sure there are minors about, but I'll try and be as
vague as possible. Lesbian sex does not necessarily mean that there will
be no penetration...by objects both foreign and domestic.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]

Modifié par Madame November, 22 mars 2011 - 02:03 .

[FlintlockJazz]

1. Most don't, but considering that society puts all the effort for starting the relationship on the man (he has to be the one to make the first move, to put himself up for evaluation by the woman so to speak, not counting the typical courtship rules that man has to pay for the meal etc) then it can be quite easy for men to get stressed and de-moralised, and so it can be understandable when a man does all the things he's told that women want only to see the guy he knows is a wanker (because men tend to know what other men are really like more than women due to seeing how each other acts when women are not around) to think the worst.

2. Because it's a status symbol, and despite what you may say the guys with the money do get women. Sure they're the gold diggers, but there's enough of them around to give the rest of you a bad image to some. Also, if you think lesbians prove that size doesn't matter then you don't know any lesbians and their toys.

3. Why do women always claim that men are lazy and expect them to do as they're told? It's a power thing, men and women are both as bad as each other and is capitalised on the media to try and distort it for their own agenda.

4. Why are men always expected to do what the woman wants? Pretty much 3 again, except that most men nowadays have been domesticated to the extent that they pretty much believe the lie that men are dumb and should just listen to the woman themselves now.

Not what I actually believe but from my observations that is probably the reasons why men think that.

[FlintlockJazz]

Madame November wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Madame November wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

You are missing a lot of vital information about lesbians.

Like?

*sigh* I am pretty sure there are minors about, but I'll try and be as
vague as possible. Lesbian sex does not necessarily mean that there will
be no penetration...by objects both foreign and domestic.../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png

I always liked how there was a myth how a queen of england, I think it was Queen Victoria, refused to outlaw lesbianism because she 'couldn't see how it was done' and no one was willing to admit that they knew (well that and also the queen was probably indulging in it herself too).

[Moondoggie]

Madame November wrote...

*sigh* I am pretty sure there are minors about, but I'll try and be as
vague as possible. Lesbian sex does not necessarily mean that there will
be no penetration...by objects both foreign and domestic.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png[/smilie]

That is probably an acquired taste i mostly see in erotica material. Personally i can't stand the sight of anything phallic shaped nevermind anywhere near me

[BTG_01]

Moondoggie wrote...

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"

1) I don't, I just hang my head in the manner of Charlie Brown and saunter home with my hands in my pockets.

2) I don't believe one's car reflects one's reproductive anatomy. If they did, mine would be old and rusty. (but reliable!)

3) No! You! Gah... Impossible!!

4) I don't. I try to agree with women whenever possible. Everything you said about men is totally right by the way!

[KenKenpachi]

Moondoggie wrote...

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

Hmm I'm a strange creature then, but thats been obvious to me from day one. In order

1, beats me. I never cared either way, they don't want too, big deal I move on.

2. Never have myself, I like bigger vechiels purely so if I find the need to run you off the road I damn well will. Besides that I preferd small cars, but I got a misses now and a kid, so as we plan to have more I now have a van.

As to weapons, when it comes to blades I prefer heavy arms, as the extra wieght adds to the force of the strike, so praticality. When it comes to gunds I still prefer large caliber, yet medium sized weapons. Or in the case of pistols, things like the Makarov. The biggest rifle I own is the Mosin Nagant M91/30, and I keep it purely for its stoping power as one it can destory brick walls, pretty much anything else you thow at it, and it can kill bears, which I try to hunt.  Though at the same time I do have many smaller knives and throwing blades.

All of my above needs have nothing to do with my uh...package, which is a couple of inchs bigger than the global average.  So I'm pretty much just out on a warpath, or something. Some men however do such as a....compensator. Or as a sign of wealth, I prefer a sign of martial prowness, as well with that I can take your wealth by force at my choosing should I feel so inclined.

3. Can't say thats true of me, I never have lost my cool for no reason. Me and my sister who's very emotional hate eachothers guts, and among my nicknames growing up were "The old man", "Ice machine", and "Kamikaze Ken" which should explain why she hates me an vise versa.

4. Never though that. She has her own mind, and I see her as I would a man. If is something somewhat differing I see her as a rival. If its to enflame and anger me, an enemy. Nothing more nothing less. She can decide her own fate, just as anyone else, all have that path, and all have to deal with what happens should that path lead to conflict. The sexual organs you have, your looks, your wealth, and your skin color, well never sway me.

"Shes a woman shes just PMSing or stupid!" Nope she has her own idea's and they conflict with mine. Be it majorly, or moderatly, and the path it takes are all varibles. If I hate you as a person, its as I hate you for who and how you are. Nothing more, or less is worthy of hate.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 22 mars 2011 - 02:29 .

[DinoCrisisFan]

Men are dogs. Most of them anyway.

[Dominus]

The Question:

why do men hang metallic balls on the backs of their trucks?

The Answer:

Men are dogs.

[DinoCrisisFan]

kya169 wrote...

why do men hang metallic balls on the backs of their trucks??? XD

I have no idea.

[Godak]

kya169 wrote...

why do men hang metallic balls on the backs of their trucks??? XD

I can honestly say that I've never seen that  IRL.

I can honestly say that i've never wanted to.

[KenKenpachi]

I've seen a few jackasses do that. But they are mainly guys who think they are all that and then some. And normally have everything as daddy gave it to them. Or are just ass hats that think its funny.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 22 mars 2011 - 02:42 .

[DinoCrisisFan]

KenKenpachi wrote...

I've seen a few jackasses do that. But they are mainly guys who think they are all that and then some. And normally have everything as daddy gave it to them. Or are just ass hats that think its funny.

The people who have balls on their trucks mostly look like this: