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[Moondoggie]

Druss99 wrote...

1. The actual reason is because most women just can't handle my pure undiluted awesomeness. Their small women brains just can't process it.

2. A big car can hold more b*tches obviously. Lesbians are just women who haven't gotten into my big car.

3. Women only have to consider how they are going to get their underwear off without removing their jeans. Men have much more complex things to consider like alien invasions, lifting stuff and verbally abusing people. Thats alot of stress and sometimes we need to vent.

4. Women are simple docile creatures so naturally we are concerned that something is wrong when they begin speaking out of turn or leaving the kitchen without permission. Periods aren't the only possible reason theres also clones, possession, alien interference, radiation, a lack of cake or she is broken and needs to be repaired.

I hope I've shed some light on these things for you.

Hail to the king baby.

I read this in my head entirely in Duke Nukem's voice and it was hilarious XD

[DinoCrisisFan]

MajorStranger wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

1. Because at least five time I've met a girl who really liked my personnality, but rejected me because I wasn't the kind of guy she wanted (I've seen some of them later dating Douchebags).

2. Don't care about size. Don't have a car right now and when I'll do I think I'll buy a hybrid.

3. Because we know this is a fight we cannot win. We can win the battle, but the war will always be won by woman.

4. When someone disagree on every little thing it's annoying, man or woman.

Off-topic, but why buy a Hybrid? The Nissan Leaf is the first publicly available car that doesn't use gasoline (uses electricity instead), and that's coming out in like 6 months.

[KenKenpachi]

Moondoggie wrote...

I read this in my head entirely in Duke Nukem's voice and it was hilarious XD

Well thats the only way to read it really.

[DinoCrisisFan]

Moondoggie wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

1. The actual reason is because most women just can't handle my pure undiluted awesomeness. Their small women brains just can't process it.

2. A big car can hold more b*tches obviously. Lesbians are just women who haven't gotten into my big car.

3. Women only have to consider how they are going to get their underwear off without removing their jeans. Men have much more complex things to consider like alien invasions, lifting stuff and verbally abusing people. Thats alot of stress and sometimes we need to vent.

4. Women are simple docile creatures so naturally we are concerned that something is wrong when they begin speaking out of turn or leaving the kitchen without permission. Periods aren't the only possible reason theres also clones, possession, alien interference, radiation, a lack of cake or she is broken and needs to be repaired.

I hope I've shed some light on these things for you.

Hail to the king baby.

I read this in my head entirely in Duke Nukem's voice and it was hilarious XD

lol I thought of Duke when I read it too.

[MajorStranger]

DinoCrisisFan wrote...

MajorStranger wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

1. Because at least five time I've met a girl who really liked my personnality, but rejected me because I wasn't the kind of guy she wanted (I've seen some of them later dating Douchebags).

2. Don't care about size. Don't have a car right now and when I'll do I think I'll buy a hybrid.

3. Because we know this is a fight we cannot win. We can win the battle, but the war will always be won by woman.

4. When someone disagree on every little thing it's annoying, man or woman.

Off-topic, but why buy a Hybrid? The Nissan Leaf is the first publicly available car that doesn't use gasoline (uses electricity instead), and that's coming out in like 6 months.

Because such vehicule in my country wouldn't work. I live in Canada and during winter our batteries have the bad habit of discharging because of it's too damn cold.

[Drake Sigar]

Moondoggie wrote...

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

1. Because we are awesome demi-gods of egotism. Even as I’m talking to you right now, I’m thinking about slaying dragons with my manhood.

2. Cars are our modern day codpiece.

3 & 4. Refer back to number 1. It all comes back to dick.

Modifié par Drake Sigar, 22 mars 2011 - 03:20 .

[DinoCrisisFan]

inb4 Pacifen locks this

[vometia]

DinoCrisisFan wrote...

kya169 wrote...

why do men hang metallic balls on the backs of their trucks??? XD

[hideous picture deleted]

I have no idea.

That easily qualifies as the most bizarre and unpleasant thing I've seen today I'll see this month.

[Druss99]

KenKenpachi wrote...


Damn it Druss why are your posts always made out of so much win? And then I end up sounding like that deranged yet cool Merc you meet in Mannan, from KOTOR? Not that the last part matters, but you have another Legendary post.

IN fact if I could frame this is gold when I qouted it I would have done so.

You really don't need my help to sound deranged. 

Moondoggie wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

1. The actual reason is because most women just can't handle my pure undiluted awesomeness. Their small women brains just can't process it.

2. A big car can hold more b*tches obviously. Lesbians are just women who haven't gotten into my big car.

3. Women only have to consider how they are going to get their underwear off without removing their jeans. Men have much more complex things to consider like alien invasions, lifting stuff and verbally abusing people. Thats alot of stress and sometimes we need to vent.

4. Women are simple docile creatures so naturally we are concerned that something is wrong when they begin speaking out of turn or leaving the kitchen without permission. Periods aren't the only possible reason theres also clones, possession, alien interference, radiation, a lack of cake or she is broken and needs to be repaired.

I hope I've shed some light on these things for you.

Hail to the king baby.

I read this in my head entirely in Duke Nukem's voice and it was hilarious XD

About 90% of my inner monologue is in Duke Nukem's voice. The other 10% is Our Graham from Blind Date.

P.S. I miss your old avatar that looked like a futuristic crack wh*re.

Modifié par Druss99, 22 mars 2011 - 03:46 .

[blothulfur]

Ellens diary: I woke up this morning and my boyfriend just wouldn't talk to me only grunt and grouse, he left with a slammed door and no words and wouldn't answer any of my texts other than to say he's busy. When we came home I sat him down cooked his favourite meal to cheer him up and asked him what was wrong so many times that he stormed off to bed and left me alone, later I woke him up and we made passionate love but his mind seemed to be elsewhere and he just pretended to be asleep when I begged him to talk to me.

What is wrong with him, with us, with me, doesn't he love me anymore or is there another woman. I can't take much more of this.

Ulfs diary: Crap day got a shag though.

We're very simple creatures really.

Modifié par blothulfur, 22 mars 2011 - 03:59 .

[Ryoko]

HEY men!

Question 1) Have you ever did this? Say a girl asks you out to a dance, and you say no cuz, apparently, your grounded or your working and you can't come to the dance anyway. But in reality you DO go to the dance, only with another chick, and act like nothing's happened while he girl you dumped cries in the corner. I've seen this happen alot during my highschool life. Douchey? No? What do you think?

Question 2) What do you think about pity dates? Would you go out with a girl who only said yes because she didn't want to hurt your feelings? Or would you deal with a straight up honest no?

[KenKenpachi]

1. No. Then again I never went to any of the dances reguardless. And thats pretty horrible and speaks poorly of you if you do. I mean do what your question was about.

2. I just say no. Less pain in the long run if you just say so.

On a side note can't wait to see what Duke Nukem has to say.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 22 mars 2011 - 05:07 .

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

I believe in treating women with respect, as the few relationships that I have been in were founded on mutual respect.

I don't believe that women are impossible to know, but other guys just seem to dismiss anger in women as being unfair attacks on their masculine pride.

I prefer to not accept pity dates or any dates while in school, its too distracting to my studies.

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

Nuav wrote...

do you usually pay for dates or do you split 50/50? jw.

Are you talking to me? I don't bribe people for dates, and I dont like loose women.
if you are asking me if I cover the costs of meals or movie tickets, then yes that is the chivalrous thing to do.

[Moondoggie]

Nuav wrote...

do you usually pay for dates or do you split 50/50? jw.

This just bought back some amusing memories of when i first started dating my partner whenever we ate out we used to squabble over who is going to pay and there would be some poor schmuck who has to stand there while we argue back and forth. I think we drove waiters crazy

[KenKenpachi]

Moondoggie wrote...

Nuav wrote...

do you usually pay for dates or do you split 50/50? jw.

This just bought back some amusing memories of when i first started dating my partner whenever we ate out we used to squabble over who is going to pay and there would be some poor schmuck who has to stand there while we argue back and forth. I think we drove waiters crazy

I'm too blunt to ever be a waiter I would have been like "For ****s sake just order and pay when your done!"  lol
I should Move to Austrilia, I hear they act that way for the most part. Hopefully things don't progress more or I'ld throw down with my waiter tray like this was the WWE.

But like Thantos said, pretty much. Or a 50/50 split doesn't matter to me, but if an offer is made I won't turn it down.

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 22 mars 2011 - 05:46 .

[Moondoggie]

KenKenpachi wrote...


I'm too blunt to ever be a waiter I would have been like "For ****s sake just order and pay when your done!"  lol
I should Move to Austrilia, I hear they act that way for the most part. Hopefully things don't progress more or I'ld throw down with my waiter tray like this was the WWE.

But like Thantos said, pretty much. Or a 50/50 split doesn't matter to me, but if an offer is made I won't turn it down.

We had one waiter who did something along those lines in a less WWE way and more in a camp storming off because we were ignoring him and discussing who's turn it is to pay  and after about 10 back and forth "i'll pay don't worry" he just sort of threw a hissy fit and screamed "I don't care who pays just pay at the counter when you're ready!" and stormed off in a more womanly way than either of us could muster. It's disturbing when a guy has a girlier walk than girls XD

[Druss99]

Ryoko wrote...

HEY men!

Question 1) Have you ever did this? Say a girl asks you out to a dance, and you say no cuz, apparently, your grounded or your working and you can't come to the dance anyway. But in reality you DO go to the dance, only with another chick, and act like nothing's happened while he girl you dumped cries in the corner. I've seen this happen alot during my highschool life. Douchey? No? What do you think?

Question 2) What do you think about pity dates? Would you go out with a girl who only said yes because she didn't want to hurt your feelings? Or would you deal with a straight up honest no?

1) She would have no need to cry in the corner, I'd take both girls and maybe a few more. Did I tell you how big my car is?

2) N/A.

On a more serious note I once accidently took someone on a pity date with the words "I'm going to the cinema anyway you can come if you want." That was the beginning of a long awkward night and her deciding we were some sort of couple despite the fact that nothing happened. They be a bad idea.

[Moondoggie]

Druss99 wrote...


On a more serious note I once accidently took someone on a pity date with the words "I'm going to the cinema anyway you can come if you want." That was the beginning of a long awkward night and her deciding we were some sort of couple despite the fact that nothing happened. They be a bad idea.

I did a similar thing although not quite a pity date. A mutual friend dropped out but i wanted to see the movie and i didn't want to go alone because i didn't want to look like a loner so invited her along and well...We're still together somehow XD Dunno how it happened

[Druss99]

Moondoggie wrote...

Druss99 wrote...


On a more serious note I once accidently took someone on a pity date with the words "I'm going to the cinema anyway you can come if you want." That was the beginning of a long awkward night and her deciding we were some sort of couple despite the fact that nothing happened. They be a bad idea.

I did a similar thing although not quite a pity date. A mutual friend dropped out but i wanted to see the movie and i didn't want to go alone because i didn't want to look like a loner so invited her along and well...We're still together somehow XD Dunno how it happened

Try ignoring her. It eventually worked for me.

I now do nothing out of pity. I went out for new years last year with my mate because he had no one else to go out with despite the fact I was ill and no one else was going. This lead to one of the worst nights of my life, the horrors I saw that night cannot be unseen. Going anywhere with anyone out of pity is bad, mmmkay.

[Blood-Lord Thanatos]

Druss99 wrote...

Moondoggie wrote...

Druss99 wrote...


On a more serious note I once accidently took someone on a pity date with the words "I'm going to the cinema anyway you can come if you want." That was the beginning of a long awkward night and her deciding we were some sort of couple despite the fact that nothing happened. They be a bad idea.

I did a similar thing although not quite a pity date. A mutual friend dropped out but i wanted to see the movie and i didn't want to go alone because i didn't want to look like a loner so invited her along and well...We're still together somehow XD Dunno how it happened

Try ignoring her. It eventually worked for me.

I now do nothing out of pity. I went out for new years last year with my mate because he had no one else to go out with despite the fact I was ill and no one else was going. This lead to one of the worst nights of my life, the horrors I saw that night cannot be unseen. Going anywhere with anyone out of pity is bad, mmmkay.

You saw the Great Demon getting Demon-y sacrifices?