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[Godak]

Moondoggie wrote...

I read this in my head entirely in Duke Nukem's voice and it was hilarious XD

I read everything in Duke Nukem's voice.

[Giant ambush beetle]

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

1. Totally depends on the way she turns me down, maybe shes indeed a **** or shes too shallow. Maybe shes not and its entirely my fault because I'm an stupid arrogant dick with a giant ego. Totally depends on the individual situation and the persons involved.

Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

2. I don't like big cars, in fact, I like small cars with a good power to weight ratio. I would never buy myself a SUV or a Jeep. Size does matter. Oh, and you obviously know nothing about lesbians.

Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

3. We always have good reasons for it, but women do it totally randomly.

Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"

4. Women almost always speak their mind, no doubt about that. But when they explicitly say that they're ''speaking their mind'' they just use that as an excuse to be overly insultive and insensitive.

*tongue in cheek*

Modifié par The Woldan , 22 mars 2011 - 08:36 .

[Shirosaki17]

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

This is just human nature. I'm sure women think ****, or screw him when a guy rejects them. It's just venting and trying to justify that it isn't because you're not good enough for the other person, which it is.

Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

Never heard of this. I've heard guys with big cars are compensating for a small member. Lesbian comment is dumb though.

Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

Everyone has bad days. Throwing tantrums, not sure what you mean by this. Women aren't necessarily impossible because they throw tantrums though. There is a long list of reasons for this.

Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"

You're probably young, the guys you've dated seem to be immature. I don't think I'd ever say something like this unless a girl flipped out over something for almost no reason, which can happen.

To be honest I don't think guys act like this. Either you're in high school or misrepresenting the situations. Men don't really do these things.


Anything else?

Modifié par Shirosaki17, 22 mars 2011 - 09:11 .

[Volus Warlord]

Moondoggie wrote...

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

1.) They are shallow. It's their problem, not mine:crying:!

2.) Because more than a few girls do.

3.) I don't recall throughing any tantraums.. maybe you ought to keep better company:P:lol:

4.) It's not what they say, it's how they say it. There is speaking your mind and there is beating someone senseless with your opinion.

[vometia]

Nuav wrote...

do you wash your hands after you go to the toilet?

Does anybody not?  Ew.

[Druss99]

vometia wrote...

Nuav wrote...

do you wash your hands after you go to the toilet?

Does anybody not?  Ew.

I've caught a couple of mates not washing their hands. One I caught at it once and the other does it all the time, its even worse when you know he has been to the toilet and he is insisting on buying the drinks and bringing them from the bar.

[KenKenpachi]

vometia wrote...

Nuav wrote...

do you wash your hands after you go to the toilet?

Does anybody not?  Ew.

I forget to, from time to time. On that note, and to displease you even more. Think about it when you go into the bathroom to wash your hands for dinner or what not, you touch the door knob, or handle. And when you leave you touch it again, making all your work symbolic at best.

That being said I do wash my hands when they are dirtty, or when I cook in the kitchen, but at times when I'm not doing one of those two things it slips my mind.

[KenKenpachi]

Nuav wrote...

@vometia guys...guys who are your friends(and have no problem using the toilet whilst speaking on the phone with you.¬_¬'
btw, what kind of flower arrangement does zaeed do? 8D
@druss i know that feeling but in a different senario, of course.
@ken you could always take toilet paper/paper towel and use it to touch the door knob. no direct contact!

Pft like hell you do in my house hold growing up that can get you a firm beating, or at the very least a

"STOP USING SO MUCH TOILET PAPER OR YOU CAN BUY IT YOUR DAMN SELF YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BUM!"

Lulz.  ahh the joys of my childhood, damned if you do, damned if you don't. lol.

But still as if that paper is any cleaner actully. Fact is germs are everywhere, and on myth busters even several rooms away in a sealed containter your fecal matter finds its way on everything. Not enough to kill you though. Some people are so caught up in being perfectly clean, they forget it actully harms your immune systems response. 

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 23 mars 2011 - 01:44 .

[Druss99]

Nuav wrote...

@vometia guys...guys who are your friends(and have no problem using the toilet whilst speaking on the phone with you.¬_¬'
btw, what kind of flower arrangement does zaeed do? 8D
@druss i know that feeling but in a different senario, of course.
@ken you could always take toilet paper/paper towel and use it to touch the door knob. no direct contact!

Im not sure I follow you on your different scenario.

As for people talking on the phone while on the toilet, my mate text me the other day to inform me she did a massive turd. Apparently it was so big she just had to tell someone. Naturally I congradulated her on her giant poop.

[wizardryforever]

I'm kinda surprised that there aren't more girls on here asking questions. If my facebook friends are any indication, quite a few women generalize men all the time and ask seemingly rhetorical questions about us. Far fewer guys make announcements about women in general, in my experience. But maybe Bioware fans are more well adjusted than the average person. One can dream.

[wizardryforever]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1. I'm an equalist.  Like a feminist, but less hypocritical.  Equal rights and opportunities!
2. I don't, and most guys I know really don't act that way.  The few that do only do it to emphasize their masculinity.  *shrug*
3. Never done that.  Relationships are give and take.  One sided relationships are doomed to failure, no matter who the controller is.

[Shirosaki17]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1. I'm a feminist.
2. I don't understand this. Women never get horny?
3. I don't know what you mean. It sounds like you're talking about manipulation in relationship, but meh both sexs can do it. It's not like men are the only ones that do this. People do this to get what they want.

[Shirosaki17]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

Another one:

1. Why do you always answer with because like five times....

That's all...

I imagine it's because you ask why a lot.

[saMoorai]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1.Jedediah Springs says Yes.
2.Jedediah Springs says Pigs are rarely horny. Jedediah Springs learned that the hard way.
3.Jedediah Springs Doesn't Fake.

[Volus Warlord]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1.) Some men can. Personally, I never could.

2.) Because every so often you get to go somewhere dark, hot and cozy and:wub: .... I  should stop there.
Instinct combined with utter lack of self-control and discipline?

3.) Oh, don't say that.  The submission is faked, but not to controll her. The submission is faked so that she does not completely control you. You smile and nod your head at her demands so that she does not throw a fit or much worse. Sometimes its easier to get along with her that way.

[KenKenpachi]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

Another one:

1. Why do you always answer with because like five times....

That's all...

1. No I can't stand them. I am not for sexual domination of any sort, however I think there are roles that each should fallow. I would most likely join the Qun if it were real. My sister is a raving mad feminist, and I find they are no better than the KKK, Black Panthers, or any hate filled group that thinks its race or sex is the one to conquer all. Me and Feminism go as well together as a Peanut butter, and Fire Sandwhich. Or Coockies and ******. It doesn't end well.

2. I do not, but I have always been pretty much self contained in that reguard, to the point some guys questioned if I were gay, or simply put I am a "buzz kill" among my more sexualized and less destructive or less intelligent male "comrades".  As the Samurai, and later Mao, say "Civilize the mind but make savage the body."

There is more to life than sex, when it is time to have it, then I do, but the next screw is not whats on my mind, nor is the next hot chick down the street.  And any woman who tried to use her "charms" on me will be dissapointed. I do not toy with, day dream, or beg like a dog. More so over a person. And with my personality If not for my honor I would use such a woman and throw her aside and not feel the least bit bad about it.

3. I never fake submission, at times I may pretend to be a dullard or distant to lower the guard of those aroung me. And its not a good idea for anyone to try and press there will on me.

I make it clear it is a two way street (relationship), but that I am in charge on a number of things. That being said a wise man seeks the advise of a woman he shares the same bed with on family matters and general things in life. Only a fool in things that envolve others seeks his own advice alone. A wife is to be a husbands confidante, not some beer buddies. And the Reverse as well, not her  phone buddies.  And if that level of trust and communication is not there, you are doomed to failure.


1.2. Once more I do not, and most guys that do I see as fools who I rarely will suffer for long. Normally I will mock them in hopes of it escalating, or cowing them into submission. Thats if you mean a dude saying "Like" as if he were a surfer bum.  If you mean "Because" That is simple Its one of three things, though I never heard anyone say it that often.

1. Cover for an excuse, or a situation one has no opinion or clue about. Likely among a number of Modern Men. I have rarely used it as that myself, the fallowing two are mine.

2. Used to describe and event, like, Why did I shoot at the stray dogs?  Because they are vermin. Or as in the same case to say the issue is done with.

3. Namely to ****** you off. Such as if I don't feel I need to tell you what I did or why I will just say "Because" or "Because I could?"

Modifié par KenKenpachi, 23 mars 2011 - 03:32 .