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[smecky-kitteh]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1. No
2. I don't consider myself to be one.
3. Because I'm just a manipulative SOB.

[Monsteroids]

Why do some guys complain about having to close the toilet seat, yet voluntarily do so even after someone says it's fine and then complain more?

The idea as flown about my house is that the seat is left as you use it, one cleans up their own mess if it's that bad.
Unless, the weirdos' aim is so poor that he has to hide it and complain to hide his shame.


Also, why do I find more blood on public men's toilets than ladies toilets?
Is there an axe murderer in my town who uses toilets to flush hacked up body parts, explosive man-hemorrhoids, emos?

I like to ask gross questions. Also, I'm a recluse. I want to know more about the men and women of nerdkind and make public toilets a safer place for everyone.

[Noir201]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1. I have great respect for woman, so when i see a woman progress in life i'm glad.
2. I don't, not all men act like that, if i see a woman i like, i don't act like a sex staved teen.
3. I never want to control any woman i'm with, i treat as a equal.

Sorry if that sounds boring but not every man is the same.

[Godak]

1. If by feminist you mean, "Supports male and female equality", yes.

If by feminist you mean, "Supports female superiority", no.

2. I don't act like a horny pig. I may occasionally act like a horny human, but I've never had the urge to play with my food.

3. I. Do. Not.

[marbatico]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1. Probably not gonna happen.
2. Because the guys like that kind of jokes....
3. I dont.

[Blastback]

vometia wrote...

Nuav wrote...

do you wash your hands after you go to the toilet?

Does anybody not?  Ew.

Modifié par Blastback, 28 mars 2011 - 01:25 .

[KenKenpachi]

Fiddles_stix wrote...

Why can't you stop and ask for directions? Not even driving anymore with GPS but just walking around the city. Why do you have to find your own way? Why can't you ask someone for directions?

I know that doesn't apply to every guy but still... WHY?

Hmm I suspect its a pride thing for most guys, I never had that problem in fact I don't trust my GPS, after it failed me twice, once by leading me to the local projects when I put in my home address, which I promtly did not fallow, and input it directly on location. And the 2nd when picking the Barnes and Nobels book store it sent me to a lowdown arpartment complex. So I rarely use it anymore. Prefer paper maps anyways. But If I'm lost or need to find some place I'll stop at a gas station and ask. Generally as I have a somewhat poor sense of direction, if I'm in no hurry I wander around till I find something that I know is at such and such place and work my way from there till I remember a route.

But yeah I stop and ask if I'm in a hurry, my stepdad however. He'll drive around for hours till he asks, or till he almost gets in a wreck, whichever comes first. Though I have seen women who do this as well, or like my sister fallow the GPS unquestioningly.

[Druss99]

Fiddles_stix wrote...

Why can't you stop and ask for directions? Not even driving anymore with GPS but just walking around the city. Why do you have to find your own way? Why can't you ask someone for directions?

I know that doesn't apply to every guy but still... WHY?

I wouldn't know, I'm never lost. I'm just getting there in my own time by going my own route.

[Ramirez Wolfen]

Fiddles_stix wrote...

Why can't you stop and ask for directions? Not even driving anymore with GPS but just walking around the city. Why do you have to find your own way? Why can't you ask someone for directions?

I know that doesn't apply to every guy but still... WHY?

Pride, especially if there's a girl present.

[Blastback]

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

Fiddles_stix wrote...

Why can't you stop and ask for directions? Not even driving anymore with GPS but just walking around the city. Why do you have to find your own way? Why can't you ask someone for directions?

I know that doesn't apply to every guy but still... WHY?

Pride, especially if there's a girl present.

Yeah, I think it's like admiting failure, if you need directions, you were unable to get yourself where you needed to go.  So you failed.  And who wants to admit that? 

Also possibly a, "That's how dad did it.  He was a real man, and he never needed directiions!" 

That's why I can read a map.

[Am1vf]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

2. Why do you act like horny pigs.

Well, apparently I should act more like a horny pig, the past year two women asked me if I am gay.

[Volus Warlord]

Am1_vf wrote...

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

2. Why do you act like horny pigs.

Well, apparently I should act more like a horny pig, the past year two women asked me if I am gay.

Yeah, that's another thing.

If you don't act like a dog people start assuming you're gay. Which is.. annoying.

[Riv2.0]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

1)I treat people equaly so I don't feel the need to be in any particular groupl. I'll defend a woman's rights as much as I'd defend a homosexual's, a minority's, etc.
2)We don't all act that way. You shouldn't throw us all in the same category. Some men say that all feminists are man hating pains in the back side but it just isn't true. Sure, some feminists are a pain but not all. Just a loud minority. Same with men.
3) I'm not sure what you mean. Are you saying that men are devious, cunning snakes who control a relationship through inteligence? Because that just isn't so. Do you really believe that we are capable of that? When you ask a man what he's thinking and he says "nothing" he is telling the truth. We don't have a need to control anybody. Some men, a minority of us, do have control issues but that happens with both genders. Men more than women, sure, but it still happens.
Seriously, though, you give us too much credity. Fake submission? If we submit, we're not faking it. We don't like hard work. We don't like to think too much.

[Riv2.0]

Moondoggie wrote...

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"


I can't think of more right now but i'm sure a male member of staff at work or something will make me think of one XD

1) I don't do any of that. I know it's because when I get nervous I make jokes and my jokes can be a bit dark. Also, I know I'm clumsy and a clown.

2) I don't understand it either. I have no idea how a big car says anything about the size of my bits.

3) I don't throw tantrums!!! People are people, we all throw tantrums.

4) Well, odds are we have to be right at some point. But not many guys make that joke any more. and when we do, it's really just a joke. Not a very good one, either.

[Chuvvy]

Oh this should be fun XD

1. Why when you are unable to get a girl or a girl turns you down do you a) Blame it on her being too much of a **** to be tied down or Say it's because all girls are too shallow and refuse to get to know you.
I ussually blame it on my self. Low self essteem.

2. Why do you think a big car means anything or a big whatever else... If size mattered there would be no such thing as lesbians.
I drive a mustang. Not really big but it's my child. I'd throw any girl out if she wanted me to get rid of it, that and my dog Artyom. Also I highly doubt the size of your car has any affect on the precentage of lesbians in the world.

3. Why do you claim women to be impossible when you yourselfs throw a tantrum for no good reason?
Because women are wired incredibly differently than men. Men are straight with you, if you ****** them off they get mad women aren't straight. Sure there are some exceptions but we're just different.

4. Why is a woman who speaks her mind or disagrees with you "on her period"
That only happens if they do it to loudly and if it lasts for to long.

Modifié par Slidell505, 29 mars 2011 - 01:51 .

[Chuvvy]

Ms. Lovey Dovey wrote...

I have somethings I could never ask my guy friends in real life.

1. Could you ever be a feminist.
2. Why do you act like horny pigs.
3. Why do you fake submission to your girlfriend and when you really control her.

One of those crazy ones that thinks that all men are pigs, idiots and inferior, spells women with a y that sort of thing? No. Do I believe in womens rites? Yes.

You've never been a guy. You don't understand how little control you have when you have a raging hard on. All of your higher function is stripped away and the only thing that's left is that little lizards brain stem. It has four priorities. ****, Breath, Heartbeat, Drink. In that order.

I don't control her. She doesn't control me. What sort of relationship are you in?

Modifié par Slidell505, 29 mars 2011 - 02:05 .

[Chuvvy]

Monsteroids wrote...

Why do some guys complain about having to close the toilet seat, yet voluntarily do so even after someone says it's fine and then complain more?

The idea as flown about my house is that the seat is left as you use it, one cleans up their own mess if it's that bad.
Unless, the weirdos' aim is so poor that he has to hide it and complain to hide his shame.


Also, why do I find more blood on public men's toilets than ladies toilets?
Is there an axe murderer in my town who uses toilets to flush hacked up body parts, explosive man-hemorrhoids, emos?

I like to ask gross questions. Also, I'm a recluse. I want to know more about the men and women of nerdkind and make public toilets a safer place for everyone.

1) Hierarchy of needs.
2) What are you doing in the mens room?

[slimgrin]

Wow. You're on quite the rampage, Slidell.

[Godak]

slimgrin wrote...

Wow. You're on quite the rampage, Slidell.

His little lizard's in **** mode.

[Siansonea]

SO glad I avoid all this drama in my life.