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Anybody else wanted to romance Xenon the Antiquarian?


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Snowbug

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No.

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TheBlackBaron

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 This is a parody of all the "Character X for squadmate and LI in Game Y", right? 

Please say yes. 

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WhiteKnyght

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Didn't know mummies were your style.

Perhaps I should leave you and Mr House alone as well. xD

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ExiledMimic

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I dunno. I think Isabella slept with that guy too.

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Icy Magebane

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A "chaste" romance, right? Anything more would turn his bones to dust...

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MadMoskus

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Could be an idea, but a Sandal romance comes first...

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I agree with this post.

Xenon for DA3 LI. Ftw. We can cart him around in a wheelbarrow and feed him applesauce via IV. Also, let's throw a Thaddeus romance in. Have ourselves a fun little threesome.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 23 mars 2011 - 12:02 .


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Ahriman Dragonhand

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No, Xenon is too focused on the urchin to pay attention to Hawke.

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Talladarr

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You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?

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Talladarr wrote...

You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?


Nonsense. Dead people don't talk.

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TobiTobsen

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You... what... that's.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I can't unsee that. Pass the Brain Bleach please!

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Talladarr

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VictorianTrash wrote...

Talladarr wrote...

You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?


Nonsense. Dead people don't talk.

Of course they do! Have you forgotten Sophia Dryden???

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Talladarr wrote...

VictorianTrash wrote...

Talladarr wrote...

You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?


Nonsense. Dead people don't talk.

Of course they do! Have you forgotten Sophia Dryden???


She was clearly an imposter. Or she's omnipotent, like Leliana. Some sort of Jesus deal or whatever.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 23 mars 2011 - 12:08 .


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Talladarr

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Rofl, okay, I'll give you that, but then this Xenon guy must be the same way. How else can he have no flesh on his face and still talk???

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Talladarr wrote...

You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?


...So? Like that stopped people before.
Quentin would love him forever, I'm sure.

I don't know, he reminds me a lot of Harold from the Oasis in Fallout 3. And that guy was totally h0t, if I wasn't heterosexual I would so date him. :wizard:

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Seblin

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He could be a good sugar daddy, I bet he is loaded with cash.

Hawke would not have to worry about finding 50g to get setup in Kirkwall then.

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Urbanus Venator

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funniest thread Ive read since the Arishok sleeping dilemna one :D

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He's so bloody annoying, when I go to the Black Emporium I dart for the mirror before he gets to start rambling.

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Guitar-Hero

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No.. wanted him as a party member though

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You do know that there's no "Xenon the Antiquarian", the Urchin is really the greatest ventriloquist in Thedas and it's been him that's talking all along.












Ok, fine, I made that up, but it'd be so epic if it were true...

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Naitaka wrote...

You do know that there's no "Xenon the Antiquarian", the Urchin is really the greatest ventriloquist in Thedas and it's been him that's talking all along.












Ok, fine, I made that up, but it'd be so epic if it were true...


THAT would be awesome. :o

#23
Ziggeh

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No. You are not worthy. Starve in the sewers.