Anybody else wanted to romance Xenon the Antiquarian?
Débuté par
fanman72
, mars 22 2011 05:19
#1
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 05:19
#2
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 05:20
No.
#3
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 05:20
This is a parody of all the "Character X for squadmate and LI in Game Y", right?
Please say yes.
Please say yes.
#4
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 05:20
Didn't know mummies were your style.
Perhaps I should leave you and Mr House alone as well. xD
Perhaps I should leave you and Mr House alone as well. xD
#5
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 05:59
I dunno. I think Isabella slept with that guy too.
#6
Posté 22 mars 2011 - 06:02
A "chaste" romance, right? Anything more would turn his bones to dust...
#7
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 11:50
Could be an idea, but a Sandal romance comes first...
#8
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 11:59
I agree with this post.
Xenon for DA3 LI. Ftw. We can cart him around in a wheelbarrow and feed him applesauce via IV. Also, let's throw a Thaddeus romance in. Have ourselves a fun little threesome.
Xenon for DA3 LI. Ftw. We can cart him around in a wheelbarrow and feed him applesauce via IV. Also, let's throw a Thaddeus romance in. Have ourselves a fun little threesome.
Modifié par VictorianTrash, 23 mars 2011 - 12:02 .
#9
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:00
No, Xenon is too focused on the urchin to pay attention to Hawke.
#10
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:01
You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?
#11
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:02
Talladarr wrote...
You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?
Nonsense. Dead people don't talk.
#12
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:04
You... what... that's.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I can't unsee that. Pass the Brain Bleach please!
I can't unsee that. Pass the Brain Bleach please!
#13
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:05
Of course they do! Have you forgotten Sophia Dryden???VictorianTrash wrote...
Talladarr wrote...
You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?
Nonsense. Dead people don't talk.
#14
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:07
Talladarr wrote...
Of course they do! Have you forgotten Sophia Dryden???VictorianTrash wrote...
Talladarr wrote...
You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?
Nonsense. Dead people don't talk.
She was clearly an imposter. Or she's omnipotent, like Leliana. Some sort of Jesus deal or whatever.
Modifié par VictorianTrash, 23 mars 2011 - 12:08 .
#15
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:10
Rofl, okay, I'll give you that, but then this Xenon guy must be the same way. How else can he have no flesh on his face and still talk???
#16
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:17
Talladarr wrote...
You..... Do realize he's DEAD right....?
...So? Like that stopped people before.
Quentin would love him forever, I'm sure.
I don't know, he reminds me a lot of Harold from the Oasis in Fallout 3. And that guy was totally h0t, if I wasn't heterosexual I would so date him.
#17
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 12:58
He could be a good sugar daddy, I bet he is loaded with cash.
Hawke would not have to worry about finding 50g to get setup in Kirkwall then.
Hawke would not have to worry about finding 50g to get setup in Kirkwall then.
#18
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 01:07
funniest thread Ive read since the Arishok sleeping dilemna one
#19
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 01:12
He's so bloody annoying, when I go to the Black Emporium I dart for the mirror before he gets to start rambling.
#20
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 03:51
No.. wanted him as a party member though
#21
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 04:08
You do know that there's no "Xenon the Antiquarian", the Urchin is really the greatest ventriloquist in Thedas and it's been him that's talking all along.
Ok, fine, I made that up, but it'd be so epic if it were true...
Ok, fine, I made that up, but it'd be so epic if it were true...
#22
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 04:25
Naitaka wrote...
You do know that there's no "Xenon the Antiquarian", the Urchin is really the greatest ventriloquist in Thedas and it's been him that's talking all along.
Ok, fine, I made that up, but it'd be so epic if it were true...
THAT would be awesome.
#23
Posté 23 mars 2011 - 04:34
No. You are not worthy. Starve in the sewers.





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