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kennyv217

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In that side mission where we search for Bartrand, Varric exaggerates it by saying he went in there all alone, took out all the guards and killed Bartrand. Well, that's not the only thing he exaggerated. Check this out:

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The picture on the left is from the very beginning BEFORE Cassandra calls bullsh*t. The picture on the right is the same scene, but after Cassandra called BS. :D

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Hrodric

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I like the on the left better but... I don't know why. Hmm...

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Edrick1976

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Well its good to see that the dwarf has his priorities in order….

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Malja

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Apparently the legends involve big ****** on Hawke's sister.

But yes, he does indeed.

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Epic Armor or Epic Endowments, I am just glad Bethany isn't in some amazonian outfit =X

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RazorrX

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what difference?

Ohhhh you mean how her staff is a circle staff in the first one, right? ;)

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Alyka

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Varric: "Bethany was a fine woman.She had raven hair and a heaving bosom that would make any man weak in their knees.....aaah sweet Sunshine."
Cassandra: "Bullsh!t!" "We all know she was a C-cup."
XD

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Magicman10893

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That is entirely epic that Bioware would put this in the game.

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wulfsturm

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Hmm, tig ol' bitties.

/Drools

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Hrodric

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JamesX wrote...

Epic Armor or Epic Endowments, I am just glad Bethany isn't in some amazonian outfit =X



Oh, come on! She's only your HALF sister! Don't be ridiculous! :huh:

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Lithuasil

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Without the comments, I honestly wouldn't have noticed. Why do you people look for something like that :|

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The Angry One

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I was going to say Varric should really stick to Dwarven women, but then I remembered all female Dwarves were kidnapped by the Collectors or something.

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CRISIS1717

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Where else do you think her massive magical power is stored?

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Lithuasil wrote...

Without the comments, I honestly wouldn't have noticed. Why do you people look for something like that :|


It's a guy thing.

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Alyka wrote...

Varric: "Bethany was a fine woman.She had raven hair and a heaving bosom that would make any man weak in their knees.....aaah sweet Sunshine."
Cassandra: "Bullsh!t!" "We all know she was a C-cup."
XD


I actually did not realize the difference until now......

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Lithuasil wrote...

Without the comments, I honestly wouldn't have noticed. Why do you people look for something like that :|

I thought Bethany looked different in the beginning of the game but I didn't try to pinpoint it.It doesn't mean that only breast-obesessed men notice these things.Sometimes you just observe stuff.I'm a straight female, and even I couldn't help but to glance at her breasts sometimes in the game.Even my femHawke.They're just there.And, I like the fact that there is evidence that Varric was exaggerating while he was telling the story.It makes me chuckle a bit too.

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I want a DLC to have varric tell more stories. And one of the ways to tell if a particular story is a fabrication as opposed to truth is to look for... embellishments.... ;)

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Alexein wrote...

I want a DLC to have varric tell more stories. And one of the ways to tell if a particular story is a fabrication as opposed to truth is to look for... embellishments.... ;)

I do love his Scarface telling of his own actions.  :D

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Lithuasil

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Alyka wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Without the comments, I honestly wouldn't have noticed. Why do you people look for something like that :|

I thought Bethany looked different in the beginning of the game but I didn't try to pinpoint it.It doesn't mean that only breast-obesessed men notice these things.Sometimes you just observe stuff.I'm a straight female, and even I couldn't help but to glance at her breasts sometimes in the game.Even my femHawke.They're just there.And, I like the fact that there is evidence that Varric was exaggerating while he was telling the story.It makes me chuckle a bit too.


I kind of looked at Lady Hawke's back more :o

Also, I find your signature spot on :P

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Lithuasil wrote...

Alyka wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Without the comments, I honestly wouldn't have noticed. Why do you people look for something like that :|

I thought Bethany looked different in the beginning of the game but I didn't try to pinpoint it.It doesn't mean that only breast-obesessed men notice these things.Sometimes you just observe stuff.I'm a straight female, and even I couldn't help but to glance at her breasts sometimes in the game.Even my femHawke.They're just there.And, I like the fact that there is evidence that Varric was exaggerating while he was telling the story.It makes me chuckle a bit too.


I kind of looked at Lady Hawke's back more :o

Also, I find your signature spot on :P

Ah.I tell you what, I like the way femHawke walks.Very sexy and feminine.Glad you like my sig. :)
Back to the topic;
So I noticed Bethanys breasts, her staff, the number of darkspawn,and Hawkes talents/abilities.Did anyone notice some other things that Varric might have exaggerated about? I'm going to keep an eye out in my second playthrough. =o

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Varric knows his audience and sets his priorities accordingly.

I, for one, am not complaining. B)

Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 23 mars 2011 - 12:16 .


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Here is what I heard:

Alyka wrote...

...I'm a straight female, and even I couldn't help but to glance at her breasts sometimes in the game....They're just there.And, ... It makes me chuckle a bit too.


*grabs popcorn*

And, THEN what happened?

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kennyv217

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RazorrX wrote...

what difference?

Ohhhh you mean how her staff is a circle staff in the first one, right? ;)


Right of course, everyone else seems to notice something else. Hmm... :whistle:

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The Angry One

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In shot one, there are 4 darkspawn. In shot two, there are 5 darkspawn.

Varric is actually understating things!

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kennyv217 wrote...

In that side mission where we search for Bartrand, Varric exaggerates it by saying he went in there all alone, took out all the guards and killed Bartrand. Well, that's not the only thing he exaggerated. Check this out:

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The picture on the left is from the very beginning BEFORE Cassandra calls bullsh*t. The picture on the right is the same scene, but after Cassandra called BS. :D


You're right. The staff in the left picture is completely different! :P