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[Ryzaki]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Guys, make love not war.

I mean, even Orsino and Meredith can do it.



The only thing that would make this better is have Eltina join in.

MY EYES!

Why would you do that? 

[Rifneno]

KnightofPhoenix wrote... 

The only thing that would make this better is have Eltina join in.

...  all that's missing is a cup.  

[Ryzaki]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

In truth, I think it should have been Meredith lunging on Orsino like that.

But really, I think Meredith might have been a looker as a youth. Even though I prefer brunettes over blondes.

To be perfectly honest Meredith is pretty attractive to me even in game. She has a few crow feet but otherwise she has a very dignified look about her. 

Orsino's pretty good looking too. 

[TEWR]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Guys, make love not war.

I mean, even Orsino and Meredith can do it.



The only thing that would make this better is have Eltina join in.

Orsino's staff is able to make Meredith extremely happy even if she's wearing armor. That's how powerful and amazing Orsino is.

[Rifneno]

Maybe all those mages didn't resort to blood magic because of demons. Maybe they slit their wrists after seeing that and it just happened on accident.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Ryzaki wrote...
Why would you do that? 

Sometimes the most effective method of restoring peace is Mutually Assured Destruction. 

But yes, I do think she looked dignified in DA2. Until her incompetence took away from that, but if I focus on looks only, she is not unpleasant to look at. And Orsino has a pretty kickass robe. The only thing memorable about him, plus his staff (and maybe his hair).

@ Writer Redux.
I was certain that would summon you instantly.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 14 mai 2011 - 06:57 .

[TEWR]

It is pretty horrifying. This does explain though why Meredith called for the RoA. Orsino tried to end the relationship bur Meredith wouldn't have it. She's a psycho stalker

KoP wrote...

@ Redux Writer.
I was certain that would summon you instantly

You were right.

The funny thing is that I was really tired 4 hours ago so I tried to call it a night. I just woke up like 10 minutes ago. I guess I should be thankful for poor sleeping patterns.

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 14 mai 2011 - 06:58 .

[IanPolaris]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

It is pretty horrifying. This does explain though why Meredith called for the RoA. Orsino tried to end the relationship bur Meredith wouldn't have it. She's a psycho stalker

That horrifying and makes a disturbing amount of sense......

-Polaris

[KnightofPhoenix]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

It is pretty horrifying. This does explain though why Meredith called for the RoA. Orsino tried to end the relationship bur Meredith wouldn't have it. She's a psycho stalker

Hmmm...what was Orsino planning to do with a Harvester exactly?
That thing does have a pretty long tongue...

....I vomitted in my mouth a bit.

[TEWR]

the lyrium had nothing to do with it. She did this all on her own.

[Ryzaki]

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Sometimes the most effective method of restoring peace is Mutually Assured Destruction.  

But yes, I do think she looked dignified in DA2. Until her incompetence took away from that, but if I focus on looks only, she is not unpleasant to look at. And Orsino has a pretty kickass robe. The only thing memorable about him, plus his staff (and maybe his hair).

@ Writer Redux.
I was certain that would summon you instantly.

Cruel...but necessary? I see. 

Yeah she looked fine until she started ranting.  I think Orsino is one of the handful of decent looking elves. 

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

It is pretty horrifying. This does explain though why Meredith called for the RoA. Orsino tried to end the relationship bur Meredith wouldn't have it. She's a psycho stalker

So what she's a If I can't have you no one can?  

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

It is pretty horrifying. This does explain though why Meredith called for the RoA. Orsino tried to end the relationship bur Meredith wouldn't have it. She's a psycho stalker

Hmmm...what was Orsino planning to do with a Harvester exactly?
That thing does have a pretty long tongue...

....I vomitted in my mouth a bit.

:sick:

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 mai 2011 - 07:02 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

the lyrium had nothing to do with it. She did this all on her own.

It was during her period I assume?

What?... they do get very moody...


@ Ryzaki
I still do not approve of the "Na'vification" of elves, but yea Orsino is not unpleasant to look at either, though I attirubte it more to his robes and his hair. Makes him look like somesort of elegant badass.

[TEWR]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

It is pretty horrifying. This does explain though why Meredith called for the RoA. Orsino tried to end the relationship bur Meredith wouldn't have it. She's a psycho stalker

Hmmm...what was Orsino planning to do with a Harvester exactly?
That thing does have a pretty long tongue...

....I vomitted in my mouth a bit.

And he can detach the head from the body! The body can boink one side while the head works on the other side! Add in lyrium statue Meredith and things are gonna get really raunchy.



I should probably stop before I end up puking too.

@ Ryzaki
I still do not approve of the "Na'vification" of elves, but yea Orsino is not unpleasant to look at either, though I attirubte it more to his robes and his hair. Makes him look like somesort of elegant badass.

Oh god I really don't like that comparison. I just don't see it at all. But please don't get me started on it. I really love the new look of the elves...

one main difference between the two though is that Na'vi have their forehead extend down and become nostrils. Elves have their nose extend into the forehead. That may sound confusing, but there is a difference among them.

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 14 mai 2011 - 07:09 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

It is pretty horrifying. This does explain though why Meredith called for the RoA. Orsino tried to end the relationship bur Meredith wouldn't have it. She's a psycho stalker

Hmmm...what was Orsino planning to do with a Harvester exactly?
That thing does have a pretty long tongue...

....I vomitted in my mouth a bit.

And he can detach the head from the body! The body can boink one side while the head works on the other side! Add in lyrium statue Meredith and things are gonna get really raunchy.



I should probably stop before I end up puking too.

And don't forget the 6 hands. You end up with...well this

[TEWR]

told ya. Orsino's staff can make her orgasm even if she's wearing armor.

[Ryzaki]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
It was during her period I assume?

What?... they do get very moody...

Believe me KoP. If you got cramps and had to deal with a period you'd be b***** too.   

@ Ryzaki
I still do not approve of the "Na'vification" of elves, but yea Orsino is not unpleasant to look at either, though I attirubte it more to his robes and his hair. Makes him look like somesort of elegant badass.

Me neither. I dislike how the new elves like with the exception of a few females, Orsino, Fenris and Merrill. 

Poor Zevran.  

And yeah he does have an elegant look to him. 

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

told ya. Orsino's staff can make her orgasm even if she's wearing armor.

...This gave me a mental image I could've without. 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 mai 2011 - 07:16 .

[TEWR]

it gives "Staff of Violation" a whole new meaning.



And to avoid confusion for the younglings out there, I wasn't talking about his magic staff on his back. I was talking about his magic staff.

Modifié par The Ethereal Writer Redux, 14 mai 2011 - 07:20 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Ryzaki wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
It was during her period I assume?

What?... they do get very moody...

Believe me KoP. If you got cramps and had to deal with a period you'd be b***** too.  

Unnecessary, all you need to do is either walk slowly in front of me or bring yogurt to my house and I'll be just as b*****.

And yeah he does have an elegant look to him. 

And with his name, he can totally pull off being Italian or something. He would have had a lot of success.

Bu instead, he had to work on harvesters for no reason.

[KnightofPhoenix]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

it gives "Staff of Violation" a whole new meaning.

Force mage?

[TEWR]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

it gives "Staff of Violation" a whole new meaning.

Force mage?

you could use that, but Fist of the Maker doesn't work nearly as well as Stonefist does.


Especially with the Golem's Fist upgrade.

[Ryzaki]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

it gives "Staff of Violation" a whole new meaning.



And to avoid confusion for the younglings out there, I wasn't talking about his magic staff on his back. I was talking about his magic staff.

LMAO. 

Hey the staff could be used for extra stimulation.  Don't need to be a youngling to think that.  

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Unnecessary, all you need to do is either walk slowly in front of me or bring yogurt to my house and I'll be just as b*****.

And if you had to deal with it while someone as walking slowly smacking on yogurt extremely loudly? 

And with his name, he can totally pull off being Italian or something. He would have had a lot of success. 

Bu instead, he had to work on harvesters for no reason.

 

And swooning fangirls.  

But yeah...the harvester look kind of killed his sex apeal. 

[KnightofPhoenix]

Ryzaki wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Unnecessary, all you need to do is either walk slowly in front of me or bring yogurt to my house and I'll be just as b*****.

And if you had to deal with it while someone as walking slowly smacking on yogurt extremely loudly? 

I'd probably annull all lifeforms within a range of 10 miles around me.

And swooning fangirls.  

But yeah...the harvester look kind of killed his sex apeal. 

No but seriously, I have yet to understand the purpose of the Harvester and what Orsino was thinking.

[TEWR]

Orsino's use of Stonefist is this:


http://lolpics.se/20276-anal-fisting


And don't worry, this is safe for work or wherever. For some reason I can't get the image to go on here and all attempts to use the url code thingy have failed.

[LobselVith8]

Ryzaki wrote...

Poor Zevran

Zevran... I have no idea what happened to him. All I know is that I was grateful my elven Warden was not imported. And Alistair really likes cheese, from the looks of things.

[Ryzaki]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I'd probably annull all lifeforms within a range of 10 miles around me.

 

No but seriously, I have yet to understand the purpose of the Harvester and what Orsino was thinking.

I think he was just desperate and wanted to take out everyone he could before dying. 

Still was stupid as heck with a Hawke who sided with him though. Makes much more sense on the templar ending.

LobselVith8 wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

Poor Zevran

Zevran... I have no idea what happened to him. All I know is that I was grateful my elven Warden was not imported. And Alistair really likes cheese, from the looks of things.

Alistair and Teagan...oh poor dears.  

The three of them got hit by the ugly stick so hard. 

Which is ridculous considering how well Leliana imported. <_<
 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 mai 2011 - 07:34 .