though you don't know it. You love your dad a lot. He takes care of you
and tells you what to say. So it it extremely upsetting when Bodahn is kidnapped and you must fight to get him back.
You will journey across recycled maps and re-used forest texture tiles until you reach Orlais. There, you will
find Morrigan and her demongod baby instilled in the Empress's court.
The demongod baby, despite Morrigan's best efforts, will become
corrupted after the Architect learns about her weird godbaby and wants
to claim it for the Darkspawn. The demongod baby will turn into a
demongod monster as the final boss. Bodahn appears and gives a speech about trust and love but is killed by the evil demongod as punishment for his crappy discounts. Sandal is forced to use his
phenomenal cosmic powers to defeat it.
Your companion options will be:
A Tal-Vashoth on the run from the Qunari. He's not like most Qunari! A lifetime of being on the run has made him experienced but sarcastic. He is a wacky fellow and says things like 'monkey' and 'cheese' and 'pie or cake' while looking at the camera to break the 4th wall.
An elven bard. She is a rogue with a heart of gold, but not literally. She goes into teary spiels when alone with you about how she doesn't like to kill. But she has no qualms about killing hundreds and hundreds of trash mobs to help you get better equipment and more health potions. You can probably romance her for some reason.
A dog. You have to have a dog.
A human cook. He is a rogue that fights with kitchen knives and during battle yells horrible food-related puns like 'Here's -egg- on your face!' or 'What's the matter, feeling a bit -chicken-?' and things like that. You can give him mushrooms and things as gifts. That seems to make him happy.
A human mage. Your de facto healer magicman, he is at odds with the other mage about their two schools of magic. He has some sort of running gag where despite being a skilled healer, he is always sick himself. Afflicted with sneezes, coughs, and general malaise, he is nontheless a good-hearted fellow and pretty boring.
The other mage in your party is the sassy one. Her specialty is fire magic. Like her predecessors, she cannot seem to shut up about how much sex she has because it makes her seem open minded and adventurous.
A Darkspawn prophet. Fed up with getting jerked around between the Architect and the Mother, this brooding fellow decided to cut ties with both and strike out on his own. He wants to prove to the world that even Darkspawn are worth being saved. You can romance him, but you probably shouldn't.
Bioware, if you would like to make this game please contact me. I have many more ideas for you.
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