OP, I just peed my pants a little. I hope you're happy.
ENCHANTMENT?
My ideas for Dragon Age 3. (Bioware, I am available for hire)
Débuté par
PokketMowse
, mars 23 2011 06:54
Retour en haut
#27
Posté 27 mars 2011 - 04:54
Maclimes
-
- Members
- 2 495 messages
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on the forums.
#28
Posté 30 mars 2011 - 11:12
GlyphFayt
-
- Members
- 4 messages
love it possibly the best person ever created but I want sandal on the normandy with sheperd
#29
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 12:54
Arkuran
-
- Members
- 32 messages
Ooooh, I can't wait to see all these amazing dialog options!
#30
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 05:47
Chromie
-
- Members
- 9 881 messages
Lightpanda wrote...
PokketMowse wrote...
...
Your companion options will be:
A Tal-Vashoth on the run from the Qunari. He's not like most Qunari! A lifetime of being on the run has made him experienced but sarcastic. He is a wacky fellow and says things like 'monkey' and 'cheese' and 'pie or cake' while looking at the camera to break the 4th wall.
...
A dog. You have to have a dog.
A human cook. He is a rogue that fights with kitchen knives and during battle yells horrible food-related puns like 'Here's -egg- on your face!' or 'What's the matter, feeling a bit -chicken-?' and things like that. You can give him mushrooms and things as gifts. That seems to make him happy.
A human mage. Your de facto healer magicman, he is at odds with the other mage about their two schools of magic. He has some sort of running gag where despite being a skilled healer, he is always sick himself. Afflicted with sneezes, coughs, and general malaise, he is nontheless a good-hearted fellow and pretty boring.
...
A Darkspawn prophet. Fed up with getting jerked around between the Architect and the Mother, this brooding fellow decided to cut ties with both and strike out on his own. He wants to prove to the world that even Darkspawn are worth being saved. You can romance him, but you probably shouldn't.
Brillant! The cook is my absolute favorite!!
If only the cook is as awesome as the cook from Jade Empire!
#32
Posté 09 juin 2011 - 10:43
Tirfan
-
- Members
- 521 messages
If the Tal-Vashoth companions battlecry isn't "DUCTAPE, ductape, ductape, ductape, I just love ductape" Not buying, if it is, I'm preordering.
#33
Posté 10 juin 2011 - 06:27
Anchor5
-
- Members
- 38 messages
Bioware's probably scrambling to rewrite Dragon Age 3 after reading this. "Damn, how did he know what we were planning!?"
I can see this game facing you with some pretty difficult decisions.
"Sandal, Val Royeaux and Denerim are burning, but we can only save one, what should we do?"
"Enchantment!?"
I can see this game facing you with some pretty difficult decisions.
"Sandal, Val Royeaux and Denerim are burning, but we can only save one, what should we do?"
"Enchantment!?"
