If Merill were real, my kids would have pointy ears
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:23
#2
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:25
So ha!
Or... something. I d-don't really know.
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:27
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:27
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:28
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:28
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:29
#8
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:32
x_konstantine_x wrote...
...if you don't like female bodybuilders and filthy pirate h**kers as Ron Burgundy would put it.
And I am suddenly quite glad Merrill does not exist.x_konstantine_x wrote...
...all other men that missed out on Merill could at least bang my daughters.
#9
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:37
Maria Caliban wrote...
x_konstantine_x wrote...
...if you don't like female bodybuilders and filthy pirate h**kers as Ron Burgundy would put it.And I am suddenly quite glad Merrill does not exist.x_konstantine_x wrote...
...all other men that missed out on Merill could at least bang my daughters.
If only people had the mental capacity to have a sense of humor and understand sarcasm. That too would make the world a better place.
#10
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:37
This.Maria Caliban wrote...
x_konstantine_x wrote...
...if you don't like female bodybuilders and filthy pirate h**kers as Ron Burgundy would put it.And I am suddenly quite glad Merrill does not exist.x_konstantine_x wrote...
...all other men that missed out on Merill could at least bang my daughters.
#11
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:39
x_konstantine_x wrote...
Well I would see a geneticist to make sure my kids had her dominant genes so the world would be a better place. Because all other men that missed out on Merill could at least bang my daughters.
If Jesus came down and saw what you were doing, he'd never stop puking.
#12
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 05:42
TheStrand221 wrote...
x_konstantine_x wrote...
Well I would see a geneticist to make sure my kids had her dominant genes so the world would be a better place. Because all other men that missed out on Merill could at least bang my daughters.
If Jesus came down and saw what you were doing, he'd never stop puking.
LOL. Nevermind me being a nonbeliever, that was quite an image.
#13
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:01
Maria Caliban wrote...
x_konstantine_x wrote...
...if you don't like female bodybuilders and filthy pirate h**kers as Ron Burgundy would put it.And I am suddenly quite glad Merrill does not exist.x_konstantine_x wrote...
...all other men that missed out on Merill could at least bang my daughters.
Pretty much this.
#14
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:19
Kawamura wrote...
No, your kids wouldn't. Elf/Human mixes produce human looking offspring.
So ha!
Or... something. I d-don't really know.
Not true. "Elf-blooded" children have elven characteristics. Check out Feynriel's nose and ears. Elfy as ****. I'm curious as to why these offspring aren't considered "half-elves" but humans.
#15
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:28
umwhatyousay wrote...
Kawamura wrote...
No, your kids wouldn't. Elf/Human mixes produce human looking offspring.
So ha!
Or... something. I d-don't really know.
Not true. "Elf-blooded" children have elven characteristics. Check out Feynriel's nose and ears. Elfy as ****. I'm curious as to why these offspring aren't considered "half-elves" but humans.
Well, it appears that if the human parent also has a lot of elf in them, then the child may show some elven characteristics. We really don't know what's up with Feynriel hahah, he's not a normal case.
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:36
#17
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:38
Emperor Iaius I wrote...
It's a new change to lore. Previously, the offspring of a human and an elf would simply be human. Now, they're... still human, but are visibly partly-elven in some sort of fashion.
Really, they're going with that? But, Alistair...
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:43
Modifié par umwhatyousay, 24 mars 2011 - 06:44 .
#19
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:48
umwhatyousay wrote...
Does Vincento have elven blood in him? It's possible that it says that in a codex entry or some conversation option I missed/wasn't paying attention to. But I'm pretty sure Gaider mentioned that human/elf offspring had elven characteristics on the old boards (I can't find the post, though). It's not just Feynriel. So, why are they considered fully human? What's the difference between elves and humans aside from their faces? Elves might generally be slightly better at magic, but only generally. And they aren't immortal anymore. Until I hear otherwise, I'm just going to assume that half-elves are A Thing and that elves deny it because they are just super-racist.
There was another post where DG was quoted mentioning that. So maybe Vincento does, but I wasn't really saying he did just that it appears that is the possible reason. I will be digging that post up now.
Modifié par Malja, 24 mars 2011 - 06:56 .
#20
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 06:55
David Gaider
Lead Writer
Joined: 17 Oct 2001
From: Edmonton, AB Posted: Wednesday, 09 May 2007 11:33PM
Quote: Posted 05/09/07 23:28 (GMT) by showoffsg
Are half-dwarves the only half-something in DA?
Sort of.
There was a time when I think I said that humans and elves interbreeding produced either fully human or fully elven children. That's changed. Their offspring is always fully human (albeit possibly with some minor elven physical traits and therefore such humans are often called "elf-blooded").
But there you go.
Quote: Way to stick it to the Tolkienites!
The real question is whether doing that results in a half-Tolkienite.
uote: Posted 05/10/07 12:11 (GMT) by Nighteye2
Right, but what happens when a character has one human
great-grandparent, and 7 elven great-grandparents? Would he still be
human, or would the elven genes revert back to elven?
Still fully human, though I suspect the chances of gaining some odd (odd
for humans, anyhow) elven appearance traits might be higher in such a
circumstance.
http://social.biowar...6/index/6503113
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 07:01
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Posté 24 mars 2011 - 07:26
#24
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 09:04
TheStrand221 wrote...
x_konstantine_x wrote...
Well I would see a geneticist to make sure my kids had her dominant genes so the world would be a better place. Because all other men that missed out on Merill could at least bang my daughters.
If Jesus came down and saw what you were doing, he'd never stop puking.
The hardest I've laughed reading forums in a long, long time.
#25
Posté 24 mars 2011 - 11:34
Merill is not a child,.Kryplixx wrote...
I'm not a pedophile, so Merill is all yours.
Perhaps you should look up the meaning of that word before using it.





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