I *love* ALL of the banter between Varric and Merril!
Varric: I'm pretty sure any decent priest who prayed for Bartrand would burst into flames.
Merrill: Oh, but that's awful! I had no idea being in the priesthood was so dangerous!
Varric: Don't worry, Daisy. The Chantry keeps plenty of water on hand.
- Merrill: I've never met a dwarf before.
- Varric: That's because you spend too much time frolicking in the woods, Daisy. Dwarves don't frolic.
- Merrill: Dalish don't really frolic, either. Not in the woods anyway.
- Varric: You have sanctioned frolicking areas?
- Merrill: No, just not in the woods. The trees get jealous.
- Varric: But you do frolic?
- Merrill: Of course we do! We wouldn't be elves, otherwise.
Varric: So, I hear you've been visiting the viscount's garden, Daisy.
Merrill: They're enormous! And they're always empty. Why don't more people go to see them?
Varric: Probably because they're private and surrounded by guards.
Merrill: I thought all those men looked a bit cross.
Sorry, I was having a good laugh and had to share it somewhere





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