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[Eval]

As many are complaining of not having enough conversation between party members and NPCs, I decided to open this creative thread where we can make up our own dialogues and party banters..

As a reference, here is one I made up for one of the who-do-you-romance threads..:

Mother: `Morning, sweetie.. Well well well, did I see it right? A man sneaking out from your room in the middle of the night..?
Hawke: Er.. guess so..
Mother: Praise the Maker!!! After so many years of loneliness thought you would never find yourself a worthy man..! A husband!
Hawke: Mother..
Morther: So tell me, tell me child, was it the charming prince we had over for dinner last week?.. Who couldn`t stop complimenting on my cooking all night?
Hawke: Well, not exactly..
Mother: Then the handsome healer who cured my lumbago last year.. I have been feeling like 20 again ever since! And he cures the poor for free in Darktown! What a golden heart that man must have..
Hawke: No, mother, its not him either..but..
Mother:..ok ok then.. well, the dwarf wouldn`t have been my first guess, but he has good looks to his kind and got me those nice Antivan sheets for areasonable price..
Hawke: Nope mum. If you really wanna know it was the elven ex-slave from that messy mansion next door, who rushed in drunk last time, threw his half-empty bottle against the wall, yelled my name, then broke the family vase, beat up the dog and spit on the floor swearing all the way when you told him I was gone shopping..
Mother: ……
Mother: oh $#*!

Modifié par Eval, 24 mars 2011 - 12:56 .

[Eval]

And the version for male Hawke:

Mother: `Morning, sweetheart.. Well well well, did I see it right? Someone sneaking out from your room in the middle of the night..?
Hawke: Er.. guess so..
Mother: Praise the Maker!!! After so many years of loneliness thought you would never find yourself a worthy woman..! A wife!
Hawke: Mother..
Mother: So tell me, tell me child, was it the charming pirate lady from the pub? A bit ****ty, true, but she could get me that nice necklace for a reasonable price.. And she also might be willing to arrange me an outfit like hers..
Hawke: Well, not exactly her..
Mother: Then the sweet little elven girl you invited over for tea last time? I found her a bit odd, cause the wine she brought never run out, and poor dog died when she left, but noones perfect....
Hawke: No, mother, its not her either..but..
Mother: ..ok ok then.. well, the guardswoman wouldn`t have been my first guess, but she seems like a mighty woman able to handle a household like this...
Hawke: Nope mum, not her..
Mother: So who is it..??
Hawke: Er… remember the handsome healer who cured your lumbago last year..?
Mother: ……
Mother: oh $#*!

[Vhalkyrie]

Eval wrote...

As many are complaining of not having enough conversation between party members and NPCs, I decided to open this creative thread where we can make up our own dialogues and party banters..

As a reference, here is one I made up for one of the who-do-you-romance threads..:

Mother: `Morning, sweetie.. Well well well, did I see it right? A man sneaking out from your room in the middle of the night..?
Hawke: Er.. guess so..
Mother: Praise the Maker!!! After so many years of loneliness thought you would never find yourself a worthy man..! A husband!
Hawke: Mother..
Morther: So tell me, tell me child, was it the charming prince we had over for dinner last week?.. Who couldn`t stop complimenting on my cooking all night?
Hawke: Well, not exactly..
Mother: Then the handsome healer who cured my lumbago last year.. I have been feeling like 20 again ever since! And he cures the poor for free in Darktown! What a golden heart that man must have..
Hawke: No, mother, its not him either..but..
Mother:..ok ok then.. well, the dwarf wouldn`t have been my first guess, but he has good looks to his kind and got me those nice Antivan sheets for areasonable price..
Hawke: Nope mum. If you really wanna know it was the elven ex-slave from that messy mansion next door, who rushed in drunk last time, threw his half-empty bottle against the wall, yelled my name, then broke the family vase, beat up the dog and spit on the floor swearing all the way when you told him I was gone shopping..
Mother: ……
Mother: oh $#*!

OMG!  So funny!!  Well done, messere! 

[DeaHamlet]

I just wanted to say... hilarious. I can imagine the first for a rivalmanced Fenris so well!

[Eval]

DeaHamlet wrote...

I just wanted to say... hilarious. I can imagine the first for a rivalmanced Fenris so well!

Thanks! Just had the rivalmance sex scene with him late last night and it inspired me deeply as you see:P

[Beerfish]

Varric: So Isabella, how many lovers have you had. I'm updating notes for my new book.
Aveline: You may as well ask how many bees are in a beehive.
Merrill: Ohhh I like bees, they make honey and it is lovely on toast in the morning.
Varric: Or perhaps how many grains of sand on a beach.
Merril: I love beaches! Wait, I've never been on a beach. If you replace sand with trees and dirt then I have been on a beach!
Varric: This chapter is going to take up half my book!
Isabela: What will it be titled? "Envy and Ignorance"?

Varric: You two should switch outfits.
Aveline: What? Which two?
Varric: You and Isabela. You know a change of pace.
Isabela: I don't think I would fit into that cold steel armor Varric.
Aveline: Why would I want to wear a ****ty thing like that?
Isabela: I don't think you could get this outfit to stop falling off you dear.
Varric: Okay okay....it's just that I overhead Donnic suggesting that at the hanged man last night.
Aveline: What?

[Gamer Ftw]

Hawke: Merrill your demon ate my dog.
Merill: what? no he's a good Demon He's just playing.
Hawke: but he just devoured the Grand Cleric.
Anders:yay!

[Erani]

Gamer Ftw wrote...

Hawke: Merrill your demon ate my dog.
Merill: what? no he's a good Demon He's just playing.
Hawke: but he just devoured the Grand Cleric.
Anders:yay!

lol'd