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[Centauri2002]

moilami wrote...

Cadaveth wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

Cadaveth wrote...


I don't see why anyone else besides a woman should do those things. In a straight relationship, that is. It's like, their job after all.

Not sure if serious.

Oh no, what gave me away? 

HAHAHAHAHAHA, lolled even more than to the initial fire starter one liner.

Just surprised you did not still got a huge rain of s*

Maybe they all were thinking not sure if serious

I was fairly certain it was all meant in jest, otherwise the claws would have come out. A woman scorned and all that...  That, and I'm going to be hopelessly optimistic and believe that that kind of view is in the minority. 

[Cadaveth]

moilami wrote...

Cadaveth wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

Cadaveth wrote...


I don't see why anyone else besides a woman should do those things. In a straight relationship, that is. It's like, their job after all.

Not sure if serious.

Oh no, what gave me away? 

HAHAHAHAHAHA, lolled even more than to the initial fire starter one liner.

Just surprised you did not still got a huge rain of s*

Maybe they all were thinking not sure if serious

You'd have to be incredibly stupid to take that stuff seriously, for obvious reasons.

Or a woman.

[Tirigon]

centauri2002 wrote...

I was fairly certain it was all meant in jest, otherwise the claws would have come out. A woman scorned and all that...  That, and I'm going to be hopelessly optimistic and believe that that kind of view is in the minority. 

Hint: The minority is always you, unless you´re a d!ck.

One of the world´s fundamental rules.

[AkiKishi]

[quote]Cadaveth wrote...

[quote]BobSmith101 wrote...

[quote]Cadaveth wrote...

[quote]Tirigon wrote...

[quote]centauri2002 wrote...


Of course, there's a time for fantasy and there's a time for reality. Although, playing games with your girlfriend can be a rewarding experience too. :3

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If I wasn´t single atm, I´d sure have other things to do with my girlfriend. More Adult-only things for example:devil:

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Who said you can't combine those two. :innocent:
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The Japanese invented a force feedback sex toy linked to a game.. The better you play the game the better umm feedback your girlfriend gets. Love those whacky Japanese
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And how do you happen to know that? Do I even want to know?
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Probably not...

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There is also a condom that plays music, and the more energy you invest into... what you are doing with whatever the condom is used on.. the louder it plays the music.

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Neato next time I'm in Tokyo I'm going to get one.

Modifié par BobSmith101, 27 mars 2011 - 12:06 .

[Cadaveth]

BobSmith101 wrote...

There is also a condom that plays music, and the more energy you invest into... what you are doing with whatever the condom is used on.. the louder it plays the music.

Neato next time I'm in Tokyo I'm going to get one.

No way...

[AkiKishi]

Cadaveth wrote...

BobSmith101 wrote...

There is also a condom that plays music, and the more energy you invest into... what you are doing with whatever the condom is used on.. the louder it plays the music.

Neato next time I'm in Tokyo I'm going to get one.

No way...

I hope I can get a glowing one that plays "Eye of the Tiger" that would be beyond awsome.

[Centauri2002]

Tirigon wrote...

centauri2002 wrote...

I was fairly certain it was all meant in jest, otherwise the claws would have come out. A woman scorned and all that...  That, and I'm going to be hopelessly optimistic and believe that that kind of view is in the minority. 

Hint: The minority is always you, unless you´re a d!ck.

One of the world´s fundamental rules.

Did I mention I was being hopelessly optimistic? >.>

[Tirigon]

You pervs should read this:
http://www.cracked.c...r-genitals.html

[moilami]

Tirigon wrote...

moilami wrote...


You should visit WoW forums. There can start a helluva war if in patch notes reads "decreased X of ability Z by Y seconds" etc. But actually you don't see wars in WoW forums because there is war of everything all the time.

Well, it´s World of WARcraft.
Not World of Flower-power-sissy-kitten-treehugging-peacecraft.

It´s for the real men, made of BLOODS AND GUTS, not for us.


Oh, and for these. The irony:mellow:



Edit: There was SUPPOSED to be a picture of a bloodelf instead of that link, but somehow it disappeared....

Now that I call a Ninja! Did not leave any signs!

I however saw the picture. BEs are good to blame if Horde sucks in BGs.

And I can say personal BE female healer rules BIG TIME.

+ BE female paladins carrying the flag look cute and need to be protected

[AngelicMachinery]

BobSmith101 wrote...


I hope I can get a glowing one that plays "Eye of the Tiger" that would be beyond awsome.

I wish I could use one of these...

[Cadaveth]

Tirigon wrote...

You pervs should read this:
http://www.cracked.c...r-genitals.html

They always have the best stuff. Cracked, that is... I remember an article about the weirdest sex toys ever but I can't find it anymore.

E: Damn I'm stupid:

http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html
http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html

(hopefully those aren't considered ban-worthy links...)

Modifié par Cadaveth, 27 mars 2011 - 12:15 .

[Centauri2002]

Why has this devolved into sex toy talk? D:

[Tirigon]

centauri2002 wrote...

Why has this devolved into sex toy talk? D:

Because we clicked A.... and someting awesome HAD TO HAPPEN!

[PlumPaul93]

centauri2002 wrote...

Why has this devolved into sex toy talk? D:

It wouldn't surprise me its a way for a mod to close the thread.

[AkiKishi]

It's lasted a long time for one of these threads.

[Tirigon]

But then, the ending can not be escaped forever.

[moilami]

Cadaveth wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

You pervs should read this:
http://www.cracked.c...r-genitals.html

They always have the best stuff. Cracked, that is... I remember an article about the weirdest sex toys ever but I can't find it anymore.

E: Damn I'm stupid:

http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html
http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html

(hopefully those aren't considered ban-worthy links...)

Forums are like women. They **** and moan and threaten to ban you. But if they do ban, you can just move to the next forum.

[Tirigon]

moilami wrote...

Forums are like women. They **** and moan and threaten to ban you. But if they do ban, you can just move to the next forum.

Why would they ban us. We managed to go for at least 5 pages without anyone calling someone else a homophobe. That is a new record for one of THESE threads, and I demand an achievement for it!!!!

[Centauri2002]

moilami wrote...

Cadaveth wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

You pervs should read this:
http://www.cracked.c...r-genitals.html

They always have the best stuff. Cracked, that is... I remember an article about the weirdest sex toys ever but I can't find it anymore.

E: Damn I'm stupid:

http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html
http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html

(hopefully those aren't considered ban-worthy links...)

Forums are like women. They **** and moan and threaten to ban you. But if they do ban, you can just move to the next forum.

Can't say I've ever threatened to ban anyone. >.>

[moilami]

Tirigon wrote...

moilami wrote...

Forums are like women. They **** and moan and threaten to ban you. But if they do ban, you can just move to the next forum.

Why would they ban us. We managed to go for at least 5 pages without anyone calling someone else a homophobe. That is a new record for one of THESE threads, and I demand an achievement for it!!!!

Lol.

Here you go then!

[Tirigon]

moilami wrote...

Lol.

Here you go then!

Wow, thank you so much.
Now we just need to give it a shiny name, like "BANE OF FLAMEWARS - managing 5 pages without insults", and to create a new DLC you can only access with this achievement that gives you a ridiculously overpowered, out-of-place weapon you won´t use anyways because you got so many others, and we´re done.

[moilami]

centauri2002 wrote...

moilami wrote...

Cadaveth wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

You pervs should read this:
http://www.cracked.c...r-genitals.html

They always have the best stuff. Cracked, that is... I remember an article about the weirdest sex toys ever but I can't find it anymore.

E: Damn I'm stupid:

http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html
http://www.cracked.c...g-sex-toys.html

(hopefully those aren't considered ban-worthy links...)

Forums are like women. They **** and moan and threaten to ban you. But if they do ban, you can just move to the next forum.

Can't say I've ever threatened to ban anyone. >.>

I demand then an achievement for tanking hundred or so heterophobes! Or at least ten!

[Tirigon]

moilami wrote...

I demand then an achievement for tanking hundred or so heterophobes! Or at least ten!

A-A-A-ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: REAL MAN!!!!!!!

[moilami]

Tirigon wrote...

moilami wrote...

I demand then an achievement for tanking hundred or so heterophobes! Or at least ten!

A-A-A-ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: REAL MAN!!!!!!!

Rofl.

Night everyone.

[Centauri2002]

Tirigon, are you trying to psychologically scar me? D: