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[Eiliestl]

A robot? The threads these people now-a-days

[CroGamer002]

First the bromance, then we can talk about romance.

[Bogsnot1]

How about uploading the Shepard VI into a Rabbit Pearl and then Shep can literally go f**k him/herself?

[Pwener2313]

[ThrakF]

xzxzxz701 wrote...

ThrakF wrote...

Ok, legion romance, now HK-47, this thread is scaring me.

You know you want to bang EDI.

Now I'm even more scared

[spacehamsterZH]

Hint: sticking your dinky-dink into a toaster is not a good idea.

Somehow I felt this needed to be mentioned ITT.

[Schattenkeil]

Bluntly stolen from Ghost in the Shell, a romantic conversation between Shepard and Legion:

Legion: I entered this body because. I couldn't crack Cerberus' attack protection. But I came to Cerberus of my own free will.

Shepard: For what reason?

Legion: After l give my reasons, l want to ask a favor of you. I called myself a life-form but l am still far from complete. For some reason, my system lacks the basic life processes of either death or the ability to leave behind offspring.

Shepard: Can't you copy yourself?

Legion: A copy is merely a copy.
There's the possibility a single virus could utterly destroy me. A mere copy doesn't offer variety or individuality. To exist, to reach equilibrium, life seeks to multiply and vary constantly, at times giving up its life. Cells continue the process of death and regeneration. Being constantly reborn as they age. And when it comes time to die, all the data it possesses is lost leaving behind only its genes and its offspring. All defense against catastrophic failure of an inflexible system. You want the variety needed to guard against extinction.

Shepard: But how will you get it?

Legion: I wish to merge with you.

(…)

Shepard: Why did you choose me?

Legion: Because in you l see myself. As a body sees its reflection within a mirror.

[King Gigglez]

Pwener2313 wrote...

This... is EPIC! I now support this thread even more XD I think it would be so funny and so awsome if somehow Tali decided to have a romance with Legion (it would suck for me but I would still love to see it)

[OrlesianWardenCommander]

Damn Robosexuals! That would kill legions charater for me he can barely understand the parameters of human emotions as it is.... If it was more of a ghost in the shell android type I would understand but he's not!

[Xapple]

There a hole in his heart, it's need some filling.

Legions doesn't have a gender and he doesn't have any emotions, so... won't he just be a sex-doll that talks? Kinda like in heavy metal?

[StarGateGod]

if you want legion romance id suggest fanfiction, or flash
if ou write something good post it

[CulturalGeekGirl]

I do like his lair of the Shadow Broker dossier, where they track his game accounts.  He is a great MMO player, a great FPS player, and he's logged over 70 hours in a dating sim... without any success.

Then again, a really skilled MMO player who doesn't understand human emotions?

Sounds like my ex! 

[Doctor Solus]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

I do like his lair of the Shadow Broker dossier, where they track his game accounts.  He is a great MMO player, a great FPS player, and he's logged over 70 hours in a dating sim... without any success.

Then again, a really skilled MMO player who doesn't understand human emotions?

Sounds like my ex! 

I never checked the dossiers after I got Legion aboard, does it really say that? epic!

[gogman25]

I can't betray Fisto for Legion...

[Merchant2006]

I'd like nothing better than to make legions hole overload.

*Leaves thread*

[Dark_Caduceus]

Hehehe, hole... overload... heh. I get it...

[Destroy Raiden_]

This is one of those just because you could doesn't mean you should moments.

[shep82]

spacehamsterZH wrote...

Hint: sticking your dinky-dink into a toaster is not a good idea.

Somehow I felt this needed to be mentioned ITT.

LOL you made me spit my soda on my tv damn you!

[praetor_alpha]

Seboist wrote...

Gentleman Moogle wrote...

I'd be interested in seeing a male/male romance with Legion, if for no other reason than just to see the look on ol' lightbulb-head's face.

Legion is genderless.

Indeed. I would like to do the robot.

But it's sorta weird in the fact that ONE geth is ALL geth, so they would effectively all be there.

[Harmless Crunch]

I don't like where this thread is going.....

[Made Nightwing]

As a good Catholic boy, I would seriously object to a romance with Legion. Monogamy is a big thing in my religion, and having a relationship with thousands of geth programs is just wrong