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Bioware has neglected their main demographic: Cats.


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RevanchistStenn wrote...

This explains why sales figures among the much-coveted cat demographic have been abysmal.


BioWare better never make this mistake again!  How dare they take risks and make all the cat owners suffer?!

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My three cats will continue to boycott DA2 until Ser Pounce-a-lot returns for his long awaited Homeward Bound DLC.

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The neglecting doesn't stop with cats....

Where's the air quoting people ? I haven't found a single npc who performes such activity.

I'm outraged.

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I have to admit: In Awakenings, I didn't like Anders until I found out he was a cat guy. Then he became suddenly strangely attractive to me.

Dogs are cute, but OMGCUTEKITTYNOMEARSNOM

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Heather Cline

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My cats will probably just run amok some more and then ignore me and then paw at me for attention then ignore me some more. :P

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My cat was with me when the Chantry fell. You know what she did?

She sat on my mouse-hand, looked at me plainly and said "Meow."

And I have to agree with her. I had plainly ignored her for too long, playing this game that had no cat-friendly content. When she found out that Ser Pounce-a-Lot would not be in the game, it was hard to console her, because she kept walking away from me. I could feel her pain (well, I felt the pain when I tried to scratch her belly when she was in a playful mood). She's so distraught, I can tell by how much she sleeps.

More cat content for DA2.

She's praying for it with her back feet for goodness sake!

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Clearly, BioWare has forgotten that cat-owners are their biggest fan base and most important demographic.

Because of the lack of Ser Pounce-a-lot or any cat in the game--I haven't even played Awakenings--I will therefore boycott future BioWare games until I know there are cats in it.


P.S: Great OP, JediSaint. I'm going crazy laughing in the library. :P

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Don't worry, in DA3 the pets will be either cats or dogs depending on what you're playing as. It's like subjective species choice based on your Hawke/Warden/necromancy-fused abomination.

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Brodyaha wrote...

Clearly, BioWare has forgotten that cat-owners are their biggest fan base and most important demographic.

Because of the lack of Ser Pounce-a-lot or any cat in the game--I haven't even played Awakenings--I will therefore boycott future BioWare games until I know there are cats in it.


P.S: Great OP, JediSaint. I'm going crazy laughing in the library. :P


Thank you, I am merely doing my civic duty.

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My cat tries to block the tv screen every time I play. He clearly wants me to boycott until more cat related content is added.

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Brodyaha wrote...
I will therefore boycott future BioWare games until I know there are cats in it.

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There may be more cats than dogs, but animals don't play video games. Dog owners are actually a larger demographic than cat owners.
                                                                         Dogs           Cats
Percent of households owning                 37.2%          32.4%
Number of households owning                43,021,000 37,460,000
Average number owned per household  1.7                2.2
Total number in United States                  72,114,000 81,721,000
While cat owners typically own a larger number of animals than dog owners, they are still a minority.

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my cat sees how most scenes with the "dogs" are wild dogs we kill for attacking us and just laughs and says we were too smart to be included in wholesale slaughter.

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Lest we not for get the true minority. Chickens! That's right Chickens have been oppressed for ages it is time we rise up and over throw the oppressive system of oppression. It is time Chickens got the representation that we have been desiring since the formation of the planet starting with a Warrior Chicken Pet/Companion for Dragon Age 2 and Mass Effect 3!

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How about the cats who do play video games?  I'll let you know my cat is so good at the PS3 and gets so tired from playing all day that she sleeps on it.

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bobobo878 wrote...

There may be more cats than dogs, but animals don't play video games. Dog owners are actually a larger demographic than cat owners.
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But by seeing all the lol cat pics on these forums and in the groups, cat owners gamers are clearly a larger demographic compared to dog-owner gamers, and BioWare has therefore forgotten about us cat lovers by not including cats in their games, except in reference to being eaten or to be given as gifts.

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Captain Cornhole wrote...

Lest we not for get the true minority. Chickens! That's right Chickens have been oppressed for ages it is time we rise up and over throw the oppressive system of oppression. It is time Chickens got the representation that we have been desiring since the formation of the planet starting with a Warrior Chicken Pet/Companion for Dragon Age 2 and Mass Effect 3!

Shale isn't going to be happy about that...

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The true villain of DA2 are those damned ********s of Darktown that would eat the cats. Let that entire place go up in flames.

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I blame Business Cat.
He's so shrewd.

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Brodyaha wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

There may be more cats than dogs, but animals don't play video games. Dog owners are actually a larger demographic than cat owners.
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But by seeing all the lol cat pics on these forums and in the groups, cat owners gamers are clearly a larger demographic compared to dog-owner gamers, and BioWare has therefore forgotten about us cat lovers by not including cats in their games, except in reference to being eaten or to be given as gifts.

Right, because we all know that internet memes like "lol cats" accurately represent real life.
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bobobo878 wrote...
Right, because we all know that internet memes like "lol cats" accurately represent real life.


I could always take a poll and collect data on gamers.  Because we know how accurate statistics always are.

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Brodyaha wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
Right, because we all know that internet memes like "lol cats" accurately represent real life.


I could always take a poll and collect data on gamers.  Because we know how accurate statistics always are.

Well, about 89% of all statistics you hear are made up so....:D

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I hate when fans get catty.

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Arppis wrote...

Cats suck.

Deal with it. B)


This. :P