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Where is the dwarf love?


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CotF1692

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I was kind of hoping Varric would be romanceable. I know he couldn't be for certain reasons, but I'm starting to feel like the dwarfs are getting neglected.

I make two files for pretty much every game I play, a male and a female. As a big fan of romances, I go through games (or look them up on youtube) to see characters unfold to both genders.

Come on, we got straight and gay humans and elves, and Mass Effect even gives us quarians, turians, asari, and drell! I'd totally like to see some kind of a dwarf romance option in DA3.

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The only time there has ever really been a dwarf part romance is if you played the dwarf yourself in origins. Besides a random proc in the brothel or the noble hunters if you're a male noble in the dwarf origin. But the companions? Nope they must be all traditionalists.

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Varric having relations outside of strict professionalism with the Champion might reorient his storytelling. Cassandra probably wouldn've chosen to interrogate him if he knew Hawke personally and intimately. Not to mention, the awkwardness of it all. Somehow, sharing details about his personal and intimate life with Hawke might be a little disturbing.

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Yeah which is why I get why Varric is out of the question, but I just meant an actual romance with a dwarf in general. I am not counting playing as a dwarf or just having random npc sex with a dwarf, but I found most of the dwarf characters to be quite loveable

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As Varric says, the Champion is too high maintenance for him. He also seems to prefer the company of scantily covered dwavern bartenders.

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Got me there. I am mostly hoping that a certain pigeon hater shows up as a romance option

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I hope they pull a Garrus in a future expansion or game.  That would be awesome.  :wub:

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The only real Garrus easter egg is "reach and flexibility". Varric has neither reach nor flexibility, alas..

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UltiPup wrote...

The only real Garrus easter egg is "reach and flexibility". Varric has neither reach nor flexibility, alas..

He has sturdiness and finesse.  :devil:

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MelfinaofOutlawStar

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You're all wrong.

Play-testers always chose Varric so they made him un-romancible.

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Also I'm not buying the "It would be awkward for him to describe his intimate relationship with Hawke to the seeker." Like describing the other scenes of romance wasn't? I mean, how did he know what was going on in Hawke's room all the time. It was the dresser wasn't it?

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Addai67 wrote...

I hope they pull a Garrus in a future expansion or game.  That would be awesome.  :wub:


I wished the same thing for all the DA:O ones for Shale. I had lots of sweet moments with her.

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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

Also I'm not buying the "It would be awkward for him to describe his intimate relationship with Hawke to the seeker." Like describing the other scenes of romance wasn't? I mean, how did he know what was going on in Hawke's room all the time. It was the dresser wasn't it?


That never crossed my mind! Maybe one of his resources was Bodahn. Just look at the Isabela scene!

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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

I mean, how did he know what was going on in Hawke's room all the time. It was the dresser wasn't it?


Isabela would brag about it, Varric would ask questions if someone was with Daisy, Fenris probably brought Hawke Sexytime up when Varric called him broody one too many times, and considering how often he and Anders drink together, Anders probably snitched in a drunken rant.
Maybe Sebastian wasn't chaste, he simply never told Varric, and Varric simply assumed it was so.

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I don't even know if Varric's still the one relaying information when you and your LI are having an intimate moment. If so, then sure, it's alarmingly voyeuristic of him, but him going, "oh the Champion? Yeah, I tapped that years ago," is rather clunky as well.

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Trophonius wrote...

I don't even know if Varric's still the one relaying information when you and your LI are having an intimate moment. If so, then sure, it's alarmingly voyeuristic of him, but him going, "oh the Champion? Yeah, I tapped that years ago," is rather clunky as well.


I think it would have been rather amusing for him to begin describing the scene of his courtship with Hawke as if it were a harlequin romance novel and having Cassandra interrupt him telling him she doesn't need those kind of details.

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Trophonius wrote...

I don't even know if Varric's still the one relaying information when you and your LI are having an intimate moment. If so, then sure, it's alarmingly voyeuristic of him, but him going, "oh the Champion? Yeah, I tapped that years ago," is rather clunky as well.

I like to think that he's putting as much padding as possible to ****** off Cassandra.

"So we went into this mansion, which looked just like every other mansion, but with a few locked doors. OH! But instead of soldiers, this one had shades!"