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[Juztazinja]

So, still playing through, first time. I encountered a minor glitch a few times, regarding the Blood Dragon armor. During some speech scenes, the helmet stays on, a simple exit and restart fixes this. I first busted out laughing when my cold hearted, violent warrior got a kiss from Morrigan... He kept his helmet on... Now, comical as that was, the next time I encountered this, was pure comedy gold. My guy ended up crawling into bed with the cynical, sharp tongued, Morrigan.. That went as expected. I reloaded since his feelings are for Leliana, he may be a cold, calculating bastard, but he firmly believes in honesty and trust. So.. I kept with roleplaying him, (Even though I could have BOTH girls) He played the dummy with Leliana, but ended up crawling into her tent. Now this is where it got bizzare.. While they were crawling all over each other.. The Blood Dragon armor was STILL on him! Even the helmet! I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, I guess the little Bard girl likes her men armored, deffinetely a wierd fetish... Too bad I was laughing so hard, I should have caught a screenshot of it.

"When all else fails? Kill everyone!"

[tulx]

"So now what...you're on a killing rampage?" - PC to Shale after discovering her control rod is broken. Had spazmic laughter for about 2 minutes.

[Gilead26]

having both leliana and sten in your party generates some great banter. She mentions that she caught him playing with a kitten and torments him endlessly about being a softy. listening to his gruff denials that he was only "teaching it how to hunt" is priceless :-P

[Cammy2709]

During the Redcliffe Castle quest. Bann Teagann dancing. Pure genius right there.

[Rattleface]

I don't remember the exact quote, but... as a city elf when you first meet Cailan after killing the noble:



Cailan [smiling]: So how did you get recruited?

Me: I killed a noble's son

Cailan: W-what?

[tulx]

Oh, another one comes to my mind:

As I found the dog after Ostragar and took him in saying: "We'll take him. He could prove himself usefull" and Morrigan replied: "And yet we have Alistair around...."

[Haasth]

Rattleface wrote...

I don't remember the exact quote, but... as a city elf when you first meet Cailan after killing the noble:

Cailan [smiling]: So how did you get recruited?
Me: I killed a noble's son
Cailan: W-what?

Isn't it something like... "A noble raped my best friend and I killed him." or something like that? I am sure there is the word rape in it. Duncan even comments on how incredibly blunt you put it. 

I personally like the; "Mr.Makes-kissy-faces-all-the-time."

Modifié par Haasth, 17 novembre 2009 - 11:30 .

[Theronyll Itholien]

I laughed pretty hard, strangely, at that moment where you are talking to those 2 chantry ladies reciting the Chant and the old woman is doing it wrong. I didn't laugh about the old woman but about Alistair's reaction when I said "I like her version of the Chant better." He had this charming chuckle before saying "Me too" blah blah etc etc.



Yeah.. I kinda fell in love with that guy right there, and I'm a straight guy! That says something! It's kinda the same as with Gerard Butler. I mean come on even the guys have to agree that guy is.. nice!

[Rattleface]

Haasth wrote...

Rattleface wrote...

I don't remember the exact quote, but... as a city elf when you first meet Cailan after killing the noble:

Cailan [smiling]: So how did you get recruited?
Me: I killed a noble's son
Cailan: W-what?

Isn't it something like... "A noble raped my best friend and I killed him." or something like that? I am sure there is the word rape in it. Duncan even comments on how incredibly blunt you put it. 

I personally like the; "Mr.Makes-kissy-faces-all-the-time."

Nope.  You just say you kill him; that much I remember.

I think Duncan is the one who reiterates for you.

[LeandraNyx]

Alistair telling me that I should kick Morrigan's ass for him, and that he would pay to see that fight. :-)



Oghren flirting with Wynne too, when he is so impressed by her knowledge of ale that he says he'd like to take her around the corner and .."Give me some more ale?"

[Haasth]

Rattleface wrote...

Haasth wrote...

Rattleface wrote...

I don't remember the exact quote, but... as a city elf when you first meet Cailan after killing the noble:

Cailan [smiling]: So how did you get recruited?
Me: I killed a noble's son
Cailan: W-what?

Isn't it something like... "A noble raped my best friend and I killed him." or something like that? I am sure there is the word rape in it. Duncan even comments on how incredibly blunt you put it. 

I personally like the; "Mr.Makes-kissy-faces-all-the-time."

Nope.  You just say you kill him; that much I remember.

I think Duncan is the one who reiterates for you.

Could have been a different outcome. I remember being able to pick that and something else with 'you have no idea how it is down there, do you?".

[vocalemuse]

Oghren in the Werewolves Lair after looking at some drake poop.

"Look at the size of that! My mother always said to never trust anything that drops turds bigger than you are."

I about died from laughing so hard. xD

Modifié par vocalemuse, 17 novembre 2009 - 11:34 .

[Commander Q]

Mine is when Caridin speaks to shale, and shales reaction when shes told she was a dwarf. shale:"a dwaf!...a Female!" haha

[Theronyll Itholien]

Commander Q wrote...

Mine is when Caridin speaks to shale, and shales reaction when shes told she was a dwarf. shale:"a dwaf!...a Female!" haha

Oh.. I didn't laugh during that whole situation AT.. ALL. In fact, I was shocked. Shale.. ahemm.. Shayle.. was abandoned from my party from the moment I left Orzammar to be ignored the rest of the game.

I mean come onnnnn didn't the Bio's think about us Dwarf haters? And Shayle was a FEMALE dwarf aswell! Argh, the pain!

[FFLB]

Theronyll Itholien wrote...

I laughed pretty hard, strangely, at that moment where you are talking to those 2 chantry ladies reciting the Chant and the old woman is doing it wrong. I didn't laugh about the old woman but about Alistair's reaction when I said "I like her version of the Chant better." He had this charming chuckle before saying "Me too" blah blah etc etc.

Yeah.. I kinda fell in love with that guy right there, and I'm a straight guy! That says something! It's kinda the same as with Gerard Butler. I mean come on even the guys have to agree that guy is.. nice!

Yeah, I enjoyed that dialogue too. I still laugh everytime I pass by those two.

[occilater]

I chuckle every time I remove shale from the party "ah pigeon crap" lolz.

and when you take shale to the wardens keep, the crows follow him around. 

Modifié par occilater, 18 novembre 2009 - 12:20 .

[RyodorRilaith]

I loved Ohgren flirting with the girl in the bar. "You call that a success?" "She could barely resist!"



Just Ohgren in general. "You mean were we rutting, well yes..."

"Well fart me a lulliby" (I know, juvenile, but I'm not above saying fart jokes are still funny to me at 27)

[FigureThree]

[occilater]

FigureThree wrote...

Ah pigeon crap!  

[Sorcy73]

One of my favourite dialogues went something like this:



Wynne: Have you heard the tale of the Grey Wardens?

Me: Does it have Griffons in it?

Wynne: Maker's breath it's like talking to a child!

Me: so is there griffons in it or not?

*Wynne tells story, gets to part about wardens arriving with wing beats sounding like drums beating

Me: Griffons?

Wynne: *sigh* yes, griffons.

[Melduran]

Using Sten and Ogren to break Alister and yourself out of prison is comedy genius, they both come in with clown outfits I was rolling with tears, having Ogren talk is a bit more successful but Sten is great as well. Also Sten and the dog and have the dog talk its brilliant.



Or if your a female character go to the Oyster tavern I think thats the name in Denerm make sure Ogren is with you and hire a female prostitue might have to do it more then once for it to work but thats also hillarious.

[Lanoryl]

The Templar guard, Carron I believe, at the boat to the Circle Tower on Lake Calenhad. (To the best of my memory)

Templar : Ah, a grey warden seal. So you claim your one of those, do you? You know, I have some documents that say I'm the queen of Antiva. What do you say to that?

PC : Er...aren't queens usually female?

Templar : Don't question royalty!

[Theronyll Itholien]

Sorcy73 wrote...

One of my favourite dialogues went something like this:

Wynne: Have you heard the tale of the Grey Wardens?
Me: Does it have Griffons in it?
Wynne: Maker's breath it's like talking to a child!
Me: so is there griffons in it or not?
*Wynne tells story, gets to part about wardens arriving with wing beats sounding like drums beating
Me: Griffons?
Wynne: *sigh* yes, griffons.

Hahaha yes! Sorcy73! I forgot about that part! MAN how I laughed. That was very, very funny. I had a smile on my face that almost took my ears (read too much R.A. Salvatore, hence that expression) the entire conversation!

[LeandraNyx]

Melduran wrote...

Using Sten and Ogren to break Alister and yourself out of prison is comedy genius, they both come in with clown outfits I was rolling with tears

Ahahaha, I'm rolling with tears just reading that.  XD  This playthrough I'm totally using the two of them... actually I get the feeling I'm going to need to save before that event and then go through with various combinations of characters just to see what everyone does!

[Cammy2709]

I've remembered another funny moment, from a conversation between Alistair and Morrigan. They were talking about my male PC's relationship and I can remember the end part going something like:

Morrigan: What's wrong? Are you jealous Alistair? Your cheeks are red.

Alistair: These red cheeks are only worried you'll suck the life out of them when you're done.

Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck anything of yours, you'll be the first to know.

Alistair: I SO didn't mean it like that...