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[schminck]

I think my favorite moments that actually had me laughing outloud where four that I can think of off the top of my head:

1.) At the very end of the game, after you talk to Sten in his close up dialogue... you click on him again and he says something like:

"They promised us cake.  I see no cake.  Where is the cake?  The cake is a lie."

2.) After the Circle is Broken chain is done, if you head back to the docks and go near the Rogue Mage guy you'll hear two guys talking about 'enlightened beings' that 'created the entire world just for their own enjoyment and enlightened purposes.'  The entire dialogue is priceless.

3.) Shale (ahem, excuse me... Shayle) walking out of the village and spotting that chicken, and that little shrug he does when the PC turns to him, incredulous.

4.) A random encounter on the map (probably only happens if you have Warden's Keep) where a meteor falls to the ground and an old couple is like:

"Can you believe it?  The little boy survived that crash without a scratch on him!"  "Look Martha, 10 fingers, 10 toes, the Maker has answered our prayers!"  "We'll take him home and raise him as our own!"



Oh and also possibly every single time Oghren is drunk in camp... especially when he's going on and on about the dog having his pants... and then how each time he just... falls right over.  Steve Blum however is a voice acting god.  I just wish his character had more face time in game with more sidequests.

Modifié par schminck, 18 novembre 2009 - 01:27 .

[yhishtchie]

When you finish off the Carta in Orzammar and crawl up the tunnel to barge into the dwarf vendor's shop, he goes something like:

Vendor: Who? Wha?How?.... You put a HOLE in my WALL!

PC: Yes, you should get that fixed.

Vendor: I - but - I can't believe this!

PC: (activates the Vendor)

Vendor: You want to buy something, or are you thinking of wrecking more of my shop?

Brilliant voice acting by the guy playing the vendor. Absolutely hilarious. Watch it again if you can, because words don't do it justice.

Modifié par yhishtchie, 18 novembre 2009 - 02:47 .

[boglin]

Juztazinja wrote... While they were crawling all over each other.. The Blood Dragon armor was STILL on him! Even the helmet! I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard, I guess the little Bard girl likes her men armored, deffinetely a wierd fetish...

The same thing happened with my warrior in full Warden's Keep Armor & Zevran.  Zevran's armor penetration modifier must be legendary.


I love this conversation:

Oghren: You know what I do to relieve tension?
Alistair:  I hesitate to wonder.
Oghren: I polish my weapon.
Alistair:  Really?
Oghren: Yep.  Give it a good shine.  With a dry rag, then with a little grease.
Alistair:  That's disgusting!
Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?
Alistair:  I think that's private.
Oghren: Really?  Sodding Chantry and its rules.  I like to do it right out in the open.
Alistair:  Where people can see you?
Oghren: Yep.
Alistair:  Wait, what are you talking about?
Oghren: What are you talking about?
Alistair:  Ugh. Nevermind.

[Heldenbrand]

Anytime Oghren opens his mouth. When he drunkenly came on to my male character in camp. Absolutely hilarious. And the 'grease the bronto' line. Fantastic.

[Jiggasaurus]

Cant remember the exact quotes but when talking to Shale not long after you activate it & talk about the 'deceased' previous owner & his wife convo...
PC: So how do you shrink a golem?
Shale: With a chisel... and alot of nerve!

[Juztazinja]

Maybe I am just a sadistic bastard, but I always crack a smile, or even laugh at how some NPC's react when I chose the Kill options.



"No.. No! PLEASE!" *splat*



Can't remember at whatt point it was.. But a female mage type confronted my guy, obviously up to no good, she pissed him off, so he said something like.. "Enough of this" (Kill her)

He ended up chopping her head off with a fatality, I had to laugh at the scene, violence at one if its finer moments.

[Rattleface]

Possessed Teagan: Nobody tells him what to do. Nooo-ooo body!
Posessed Conor: Shut UP uncle!

Possessed Teagan: Marmalade!

One of my favorite moments in the game.

Modifié par Rattleface, 18 novembre 2009 - 04:38 .

[Fudzie]

Rattleface wrote...

Haasth wrote...

Rattleface wrote...

I don't remember the exact quote, but... as a city elf when you first meet Cailan after killing the noble:

Cailan [smiling]: So how did you get recruited?
Me: I killed a noble's son
Cailan: W-what?

Isn't it something like... "A noble raped my best friend and I killed him." or something like that? I am sure there is the word rape in it. Duncan even comments on how incredibly blunt you put it. 

I personally like the; "Mr.Makes-kissy-faces-all-the-time."

Nope.  You just say you kill him; that much I remember.

I think Duncan is the one who reiterates for you.

The exact PC wording (if you do kill Vaughan) is "I killed an Arl's son for raping my friend." Duncan comments on your bluntness.

[Rattleface]

Fudzie wrote...

Rattleface wrote...

Haasth wrote...

Rattleface wrote...

I don't remember the exact quote, but... as a city elf when you first meet Cailan after killing the noble:

Cailan [smiling]: So how did you get recruited?
Me: I killed a noble's son
Cailan: W-what?

Isn't it something like... "A noble raped my best friend and I killed him." or something like that? I am sure there is the word rape in it. Duncan even comments on how incredibly blunt you put it. 

I personally like the; "Mr.Makes-kissy-faces-all-the-time."

Nope.  You just say you kill him; that much I remember.

I think Duncan is the one who reiterates for you.

The exact PC wording (if you do kill Vaughan) is "I killed an Arl's son for raping my friend." Duncan comments on your bluntness.

Blah.

[Mythos Engineer]

The conversation with Wynne where you can ask about Griffon's over & over is my favourite conversation in the game. I love it! I choose it every time, I don't even care how the other dialogue options turn out. I can never pass up the Griffons.

[redteamsucks]

 "yes, swooping is.... bad."

had me laughing for days!

[maikanix]

FigureThree wrote...

I almost suffocated

But if you have Oghren in your party and you kiss morrigan, when she says "and you want to do this with an audience?" Oghren says: "Just turn around a bit, I don't have a good angle." to which she replies something like: "wonderful."

And I love Oghren and Wynne. Take her around the corner and..eh-heh. heh.  OR "I'd show you a good time." "I guess I should be flattered". "Well I don't know if I have the equipment for that, but whatever floats your boat."

Plus, the scene where dog 'finds' a boy and wants to keep it.

[Creston918]

Having Zevran and Oghren bust you out of Fort Drakon. They are both dressed up as dandies. Their first discussion with the guards is hilarious.

Guard : Who are you supposed to be?

Zevran : We, ser, are performers from the Antiva City Circus. We are the famous Broma Brothers! Surely you have heard of us?

Guard : You don't look like brothers.

Zevran : How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? We are twins! Not identical twins, but twins, nonetheless!

Oghren : I'm the pretty one.

LOL

They are in the waiting room together.

Zevran : There, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Oghren : Easy for you to say. These clown pants are riding up something fierce! :lol:

Modifié par Creston918, 18 novembre 2009 - 05:33 .

[davimon]

Choosing the dog to duel Loghain at the landsmeet nets a pretty funny reply from Arl Eamon

Eamon: Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all Ferelden up to your dog.  Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance.  Choose someone else.

[Null]

Funniest moment for me? Definetely this pic the game took for me...


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Brokeback Dragon Age anyone?

Ladies one at a time.

Modifié par Mueller86, 18 novembre 2009 - 06:12 .

[packardbell]

There are so many, these are probably my top though!



Oghren joking about the rhyming tree and calls it a 'poetry' such a corny joke but his naiveness of it being funny made go into stitches.



Also Teagan being controlled by demon-possessed-connor and him dancing.



that also made me wake the house up at night

[Null]

I also laughed my butt off when Leliana was mentioning Branka to Oghren and Oghren passes gas making Leliana choke and cough.

[boglin]

Mueller86 wrote...

Funniest moment for me? Definetely this pic the game took for me...


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Brokeback Dragon Age anyone?

Ladies one at a time.

LOL.  Your partner-look with Alistair is so cute!

The underwear in this game is so utterly atrocious.  String bikini bottoms on men = LULZ.

[Godzilla vs Xenu]

For me the first time the drunken dwarf passed out and fell over... wasn't expecting that at all, lol

Modifié par Godzilla vs Xenu, 18 novembre 2009 - 06:30 .

[Boeresmurf]

when u refuse to take leliana with u in lothering... she stands at the side of the ramp where u meet the dwarves, her conversation and allistairs comments are epic, dunno exactly anymore but it went something like this:



leliana: but i must come with u to fight the darkspawn.

pc: some rejecting/doubting answer

allistair: i think she can be of good use, and i vote to take her with us.

pc: allistair cant u see , she is one inch away from getting archdemon freaked.

allistair: oh yeah but she is more the kinda crazy like.... OOhh pretty colors then, Mhuhahaha i am princess stabbity, stabbity stab kill kill.



his voice over was great there

[infinitywulf]

schminck wrote...

I think my favorite moments that actually had me laughing outloud where four that I can think of off the top of my head:

1.) At the very end of the game, after you talk to Sten in his close up dialogue... you click on him again and he says something like:

"They promised us cake.  I see no cake.  Where is the cake?  The cake is a lie."

I darn near snorted my drink all over my screen and keyboard at that simply because it was Sten perfectly deadpaning it.  I was hoping to hear some reference to the fact that Sten likes paintings, probably as teasing from the other companions, but then again I'm sure I haven't heard/seen it all yet.  Sten is really such a softie.

Rescuing the Queen: You're a little short for a guard... "Ha ha, very funny."

Dog brings you soiled underwear...  "Um...  Good boy?"

Pretty much the whole conversation with the Mad Hermit.  I totally expected him to ask me my quest, favorite color, or the average airspeed velocity of a sparrow.

Modifié par infinitywulf, 18 novembre 2009 - 07:22 .

[Xeyska]

Wynne's and Zevran's conversations are gold!

Zevran: I couldn't help hearing about your...predicament. Forgive me if I am prying...
Wynne: Yes, you are.
Zevran:...but what does it feel like being possessed by a spirit?
Wynne: Why does this interest you so?
Zevran: I simply wish to get to know those that travel with. Is that wrong of me?
Wynne: No, of course it isn't. Well...let me see. It is hard to describe. It is comforting...I...I feel safe, loved.
Zevran: Comforted, loved, yes...
Wynne: It is like being held close, cradled...the bond is so complete that I am unable to extricate myself, nor do I wish to. Wait...why do you have that look on your face?
Zevran: Mmm..I...I am simply imagining it. Continue, please.
Wynne: And there is a constant warmth, that spreads from the very center of my being, infusing my body with--
Zevran: Ooh...
Wynne: Andraste's grace, what are you thinking about now? No, I don't want to know. I feel dirty. Do not speak to me.

And I cannot forget about this one:

Orghen: Soooo... with the boss, aiye?
Alistair: Um?
Orghen: You and the boss, rolling your oats.
Alistair: I don't know-
Orghen: Polishing the footstones.
Alistair: --what you're--
Orghen: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.
Alistair: What are you going on about?
Orghen: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.
Alistair: Are you just making these up, right now?
Orghen: Nope. Been saving them.

Modifié par Xeyska, 18 novembre 2009 - 07:21 .

[Sable Rhapsody]

The conversations between Wynne and Alistair after your PC and Alistair get together are utterly priceless. "Andraste's flaming sword! I know where babies come from!" Oh, Alistair <3



Also, for sheer funny and cute, the conversations with Sten and Shale after their sidequests where they awkwardly try to show that they think you don't suck all that much are both hilarious and adorable. The conversation with Shale about being a girl, you can ask Shale if that means you'll fight over the same boys XD

[Dannonn]

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