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[Glerbear]

shale: "Command me something"

PC : "Attack Alistair."

Alistair "H-Hey!"



made me laugh quite a bit!



also Sten and the dog having a convo in the camp

Sten: Grr

Dog: Grr

Sten: GRRR

Dog: barks and "attacks"

Sten: You are a true warrior!

[Shadowklaw_myuu]

Alistair: So, do you ever feel pain?

Shale: Pain? What do you mean?

Alistair: Like when someone hits you and it's like *screams like girl*

Shale: When someone attacks me I feel more like *low pitched rumbling*

Alistair: ... That sounded more like a bowel movement.

[johnoft]

So far my fav moment was with Morrigan in the Dalish elf camp when you cause the two lovers to come together and she says "Anyone else want to go vomit in the corner" I seriously laughed to hard I cried on that one

[NarcissaArtois]

I like when you ask Alistair about changes after the joining and he talks about his appetite.

PC: I never felt anything like that

Alistair: Really? Because I saw you eating dinner the other night, the way you stuffed your face.

PC: What can I say, I am a growing girl

Alistair: Yes...you...are. Errr, I didn't mean it like that! No, don't hit me, I bruise easily.

[NarcissaArtois]

Oops...he also adds something about how its good I get so much excercise.

[Qkrch]

Enchantment?

[Zweijsters]

The conversation the two mages have behind the fence near Lake Calenhad was legen... wait for it... dary!

[Boeresmurf]

try sten and shale in 1 team..

every conversation between them is aobut how inferior the human/squeesche race is



really made me laugh alot

[ninedragons99]

Oghren: Shave my back and call me an elf!



The conversation where Zevran attempts to give sex advice to Alistair is also priceless.



When Sten compares humans to monkeys ("throw their feces") and Shale comments "I wonder if they are related."

[likeorasgod]

I was jus tin Oz and over heard Sten and Lei....apparently she caught him picking flowers....

[Never]

Shale:"Perhaps fleshiness does not always mean squishiness." <3

[likeorasgod]

I was jus tin Oz and over heard Sten and Lei....apparently she caught him picking flowers....

[Boeresmurf]

ninedragons99 wrote...

Oghren: Shave my back and call me an elf!

The conversation where Zevran attempts to give sex advice to Alistair is also priceless.

When Sten compares humans to monkeys ("throw their feces") and Shale comments "I wonder if they are related."

that is one of the quotes i mentioned   its epic

[Iggynous]

BLOW JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!



in preparing for the landsmeet in Denerim, there is a mission where you rescue queen Anora from Arl Howe. In the hallway approaching Arl Howe's chambers, if you take the door on the left before Arl Howe's room, you walk in on a servant girl giving a guard head



the alarm is then sounded, and you have to kill everyone....

[therewasatime]

Funniest conversation was between Sten and Morrigan



(propably not the exact words, cause I'm at work right now and I played the german version)



Morrigan: So you were thinking about us two together Sten? ^^



Sten: Yes.



Morrigan: And what ... excuse me?



Sten: But you should were an armor, and I don't know about the women here, but do you have strong teeth?



Morrigan: Strong teeth?



Sten: Yeah, Quanri women can bite through leather or wood with no problem.



Morrigan: Ah, let's forget about it.





That's not the exact conversation, but maybe someone who played the english version can help me here out.

[interesting03]

All of Oghren's drunken rants, such as when he mistakes the warden for being Hespith and tries to attack you for stealing his branka and when he rages at the dog for stealing his pants.

[Wiltleaf]

I had a good laugh recently, while at the Inn in Redcliffe. The serving girl who works there, Bella, had promised my character (and the men of the entire village, apparantly) a kiss if they would make it through the night unharmed. So, after the big battle was over, my PC went over to the Inn and straight up asked her about it. The kiss itself was nothing spectacular, but the blank stares of the three militia guys gaping at us with their mugs half-raised for a full 5 seconds was absolutely hilarious.

Modifié par Wiltleaf, 19 novembre 2009 - 01:54 .

[Vilegrim]

when Lel catches Sten playing with a kitten goes something like 'I was helping it train' 'Softtiieee' Training' 'Soffttiiee' 'we will never speak of it again'

[Aielex]

Toward the end of the game, as I was fighting my way up the keep. I came into a room with dead darkspawn littering the floor, and that enchanting dwarf Sandal just standing there.



Player: What happened here?

Sandal: Enchantment!

[cedardryad]

When you go to the Mage's Circle and you're at the dock with Sten.



Sten gives the templar a cookie just so he doesn't have to hear him. When you ask where he got the cookies he says,



"I liberated it from some fat kid at Lothering. I was doing him a service, he didn't need any more." Something like that. I love Sten.



From all the Oghren moments here, it reminds me that he has the same bad puns and jokes as I do.



There was also one time I had Oghren and Sten together and Sten farts.



Oghren:Whoa, who cut the cheese?( it wasn't what he said but something similar)

Was you Sten? You should be proud of that. Did you name it?



I'm not doing it service, but it was along those lines.

[Appolo90]

You guys have made me want to make a '100 funny moments' video XD It's going to be hella hard to gather all these scenes though.



Keep referencing funny moments

[Xeyska]

I recently got a recording program, so I'm going to start saving any conversations I see.

[Appolo90]

If anyone wants to upload recordings of these hilarious moments for me, send me a message with a link to MegaUpload or whatever. A 16:9 (widescreen) resolution would be preferred with the game set at least to medium. This would be a great project! Oh, if you do this, give me your preferred name to give credit to.

To prove I can do it justice: Look for my other thread

Modifié par Appolo90, 19 novembre 2009 - 03:42 .

[Rattleface]

Appolo90 wrote...

If anyone wants to upload recordings of these hilarious moments for me, send me a message with a link to MegaUpload or whatever. A 16:9 (widescreen) resolution would be preferred with the game set at least to medium. This would be a great project! Oh, if you do this, give me your preferred name to give credit to.

To prove I can do it justice:

I see what you did there, you sly dog.

[Appolo90]

Oh come on. I'm not trying to advertise. I really do want to do this project



To prove my point, I'll remove the link!