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[Xaila]

Appolo90 wrote...

Oh come on. I'm not trying to advertise. I really do want to do this project

To prove my point, I'll remove the link!

No need   It's all good.

I was planning on trying to record some of the party banters at some point with fraps, even though I suck at it.  I'll let you know if I do. 

[Appolo90]

Sweet. Thanks, I'm looking forward to it.

[TheGreatXL]

Mine is near the end of the game when Sandal is around a bunch of dead bodies, you ask him about it, and of course all he says is "Enchantment!"

[Nioxide]

Best one for me was when you first enter Redcliffe with Shale and the Guard tells you that the town is being attacked by undead monsters:



Shale "Is anyone at all surprised? Anyone?"

[Beerfish]

Not sure if these have been mentioned.



- Talking to Oghren at camp about his wife and the wifes top captain and Oghren getting all hot and bothered about then rolling around in each others embrace and then telling me had to go back to his tent right away. That one caught me off guard and was very funny.



- I swear there is a BioWare mini laugh easter egg in the werewolf, dalish quest. When the leader of the dalish is talking to the tree chick in a very serious conversation I swore that at one point in the convo his head dips a bit and he is blatantly staring at her chest. I will have to look for that again if I do the quest that way.

[Ravenheart of the Wild]

In Dalish camp there's this hunter who's in love with some red haired cute looking elf girl. You can convince him that you should go to speak to her and try to "woo" her to marry this hunter. She's been reluctant to marry him because he's still an apprentice and not a master. When you talk to her you can seduce her to yourself. I love the dialogue you can choose when you go back to that hunter to report. "Its ok, now she's more experienced" or "I just sampled her goods, no harm done".

[Eislor]

I had Morrigan in my party when my Dwarf commoner talked with her mother. After Mom finishes chewing me out Morrigan says "We have more in common than I thought. . ."

[Selej]

Leliana: I saw that!

Sten: What?

Leliana: Outside. You were picking flowers!

Sten: I was not.

Leliana: You're a softie.

Sten: They were medicinal!

Leliana: *sing-songy* Softie!

Sten: We will never speak of this again!

[Null]

Iggynous wrote...

BLOW JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

in preparing for the landsmeet in Denerim, there is a mission where you rescue queen Anora from Arl Howe. In the hallway approaching Arl Howe's chambers, if you take the door on the left before Arl Howe's room, you walk in on a servant girl giving a guard head

the alarm is then sounded, and you have to kill everyone....

Ahahaha I remember that part, I always let the poor guard have his ******. It will be his last.

[thegreateski]

Zevran and Wynne's dialogue.



Magical bosom, Ha!

[TheGreenLion]

Leliana: The stars are out.

You: Good, go help Alistair make supper.

Leliana: W-what?

You: If you don't help him he's going to ruin it.



I forget if there's an extra part to the dialogue I felt so bad that I had to reload, lol.

[EricHVela]

Injured Soldier: Who... is that? Grey... Wardens...?

[thegreateski]

*Does a double take of the picture above.*

[Nokturnal Lex]

i like the one where sten plays with the kitten and explains that he was training it to the red head chick. (i always spell her name wrong, i always gotta look it up, so screw it! i give up calling her by name)



Also like when oghren tries to explain to you that there's another girl he likes and I chose the option "Aww, i love you too oghren" lol

[EricHVela]

thegreateski wrote...

*Does a double take of the picture above.*

Gotta love that toolset.

[kevinwastaken]

At Ostagar when the guy in the cage tries to bargain with you for some food. Telling him he's "Disgusting!" for crapping out the key and then knifing him and taking it.



Guard: "You can't just kill anyone you please!"

Me: "He lunged at me. It was self defense."

[Thyrza]

I laughed out loud during the dwarf noble origin when the PC says to the noble berating a scholar "Kill him or go away. I'm bored" and has the choice of responding to a merchant "Stop talking. I'm bored" or "Gorim, why is this man talking to me?"

[Ivellios goladon]

In the Gnawed Noble Tavern, one of the mercenaries as you walked passed them yells



"I'm going to take out your eyeballs and ****** in your skull!"



I was like WTF? and busted out laughing.

[highcastle]

One of my more recent playthroughs, I recruited Loghain and then took him to Orzammar along with Zevran to finish the quest for the dwarven mage. Along the way, Zevran asks if Loghain remembers hiring him to assassinate my elf. Then he adds, "I just thought you might want to know...I failed." His dry wit along with Loghain's sarcasm made the whole thing one of the funniest moments in the game.

[Vicious]

ASSCHABS LOL

[asaiasai]

When you first arrive at Redcliffe if you have Shayle i the party.



Tegan; Thomas is it who are these people they do not seem like normal travelers.

Shayle; OH good eye (the sarcastic Shayle delivery priceless)

[Kalfear]

This just happened!



I was telling a freind about how annoying some of these gay hitting on you can be in game (but not saying any names as he still hadnt played).



Today I get a email.....



Email from freind

Oh...... by the way I know now what you mean about g-a-y conversation options. There was

this elf assassin that was hitting on me like even before he got on my team. Since his character

didnt interested me at all I killed him though. *ducks* Maybe next time, buddy.

end of email



That made me laugh I gotta admit! I always saved Zevran and put up with the annoying passes in game!

[Periph]

Sten and Shale flirting. Priceless.