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[andybuiadh]

Taking Oghren to meet Isabella in the Pearl, as a female PC (unsure if it's the same as a male) you go off with Isabella and he says something along the lines "Ah hah hah ohhh, this is too much" And promptly faints.

Modifié par andybuiadh, 13 décembre 2009 - 10:08 .

[kingthrall]

wow no one has mentioned the Alienage the beggar elf. you keep giving him coins untill he comes with like 20 people asking for money, and you say "do you take me for a fool"



the peasants then tell you they are indeed starving and poor



you reply: what about that guy standing there. There is some super rich elf standing to the side says "im here for the free money"

I was like WHat LOL

[Psycoman2]

Ok... reading this thread has made me want to play through as much of the game as possible with sten, Oghren and shale in my party.





I think the finniest moment i have had was actually on these forums. I forget which thread but, somebody out there had a screen shot of the conversation you have right before the joining with everybody naked and the line "The more i find out about this Joining the more i dont like it"



My first few hours with Oghren in the party was priceless of course.

[Iseleth]

Yenaquai wrote...

Alistair "My lady, I hope you like heroes. Because your husband died like one"

Oh, I laughed for about two minutes. Blackstone Irregulars - quest to deliver four women the message that their husbands died in war. The way he delivers the line... priceless.

If Oghren is there he says : "Good news, lady, you're single!"

[xsgenefuzz]

TheGreatXL wrote...

Mine is near the end of the game when Sandal is around a bunch of dead bodies, you ask him about it, and of course all he says is "Enchantment!"

Oh, yeah, I just got to this part and I just about fell over.

Sandal:  Enchantment?
Warden:  Sandal!  You're surrounded by darkspawn corpses!  What happened?
Sandal:  Enchantment!  <open enchanting window>


Also, I really enjoyed the conversation where Alistair asks Zevran about his faith.  Zevran claims to believe in the Maker and to be very devoted "in his way".

Alistair:  But you kill people... for money.
Zevran:  And I always ask the Maker to forgive my for my sins.
Alistair:  But then you go right on sinning!
Zevran:  The Maker doesn't seem to have a problem with it.  Why should you?
Alistair:  I... have no idea, actually.
Zevran:  Maybe you should think about asking for forgiveness for your own sins.

Priceless.  :-)

[Starmartyr]

Boeresmurf wrote...

when u refuse to take leliana with u in lothering... she stands at the side of the ramp where u meet the dwarves, her conversation and allistairs comments are epic, dunno exactly anymore but it went something like this:

leliana: but i must come with u to fight the darkspawn.
pc: some rejecting/doubting answer
allistair: i think she can be of good use, and i vote to take her with us.
pc: allistair cant u see , she is one inch away from getting archdemon freaked.
allistair: oh yeah but she is more the kinda crazy like.... OOhh pretty colors then, Mhuhahaha i am princess stabbity, stabbity stab kill kill.

his voice over was great there

I woke my girlfriend up from laughing so hard at that one.

[felix4200]

I found the two people behind the inn at lake Calenhad to be pretty funny.

Unfortunately i cannot seem to find their conversation on the net, however the discussion breaks the fourth wall. It also seems to indicate that one of the talking characters are aware that they are being watched, and thinks that all that have happened to Ferelden might be for someones amusement.

[jeroennert23]

before you fight the end boss, you meet the simple minded dwarf again, whenn you ask him what happend to his and he father he says: "enchantment!" that was to funny with all the corpses arround him:P

Modifié par jeroennert23, 13 décembre 2009 - 03:48 .

[Starmartyr]

Almost anything between Leliana and any of the serious characters.

Leliana riding Sten about the kitten
Leliana riding Sten about the flowers
Leliana talking to Shale about getting her pretty shoes.
Leliana talking to Morrigan about going shopping with her and Morrigan talling her, "Stop staring at my breasts"

Oh yeah, and Leliana talking to Wynne about "gifts" the Maker grants everyone and the one woman back in Orlais that could tie cherry stems into a knott with her tongue. Her complete innosence in that matter had me rolling

Modifié par Starmartyr, 13 décembre 2009 - 03:59 .

[Black Kracken]

This Sandal moment  was the funniest point of the game.  I always knew he was carrying more than a few cans of whoopass.

The other one that made me laugh was when I was discussing a plan of attack with Bann Teagan at Redcliffe. 

Sten deadpanned: "One fool plan after the next"

Aielex wrote...

Toward the end of the game, as I was fighting my way up the keep. I came into a room with dead darkspawn littering the floor, and that enchanting dwarf Sandal just standing there.

Player: What happened here?
Sandal: Enchantment!

[Anton de Staen]

When my female noble tries to kiss Alistair (Yes, I know..), he wonders "but what about our audience..?". Oghren's response? Something like "Heh, I like to watch..".

[Relshar]

Lanoryl wrote...

The Templar guard, Carron I believe, at the boat to the Circle Tower on Lake Calenhad. (To the best of my memory)
Templar : Ah, a grey warden seal. So you claim your one of those, do you? You know, I have some documents that say I'm the queen of Antiva. What do you say to that?
PC : Er...aren't queens usually female?
Templar : Don't question royalty!

Another one with Carron is if you have Sten in your party at the time.
Carron says something about being hungry and Sten sighs and says "Here have some of these."
Carron "oohhh cookies. Thanks"
PC"Sten where did you get those from?"
Sten "In the last village we passed through, there was a fat slothenly child that I confiscated them from."
Pc " You stole cookies from a child ?"
Sten " It was obvious he didn't need them."

Priceless.

[PushingButtons]

I never intended to use Zevran as my PC was close to the same build. Being a bit short of cash I do what anyone would do, strip him of his equipment to sell for hard cash (ok, ok, not everyone). Later on the Crows try to assassinate the PC for the second time Zevran shows up to try and finish the job... wearing just a thong.

Modifié par PushingButtons, 13 décembre 2009 - 05:05 .

[Bomfy]

This happened last night. I was fighting through the way larger than anticipated temple to get the Sacred Urn (holy crap I was getting a little tired of it, it may be too big. I was expecting the equivalent of a floor or two of the Mage Tower). Alistair got a DoT on him right before the last baddie went down in a random fight, and I hear him saying in a very panic filled voice, 'Plan B, Plan B.' What was so funny was he had in the neighborhood of 90% health.

[XOGHunter246]

Cammy2709 wrote...

I've remembered another funny moment, from a conversation between Alistair and Morrigan. They were talking about my male PC's relationship and I can remember the end part going something like:
Morrigan: What's wrong? Are you jealous Alistair? Your cheeks are red.
Alistair: These red cheeks are only worried you'll suck the life out of them when you're done.
Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck anything of yours, you'll be the first to know.
Alistair: I SO didn't mean it like that...

I laugh myself silly when she said this

[F3ralCr]

When Anora turns you in



1. Uh-oh

2. You double-crossing ****!

3. What?

[LynxAQ]

For me the funniest part, was with the Cammen and girl quest. I laughed uncontrollably for about 5 minutes, I just couldnt stop.



When you sleep with his dream girl and go back and tell him and he asks you why and you have a few choices ranging from telling him "not to worry at least his girl would be more experienced for him now" to telling him "You where just tasting the pudding."



I seriously take my hat off to the developers who put that in. Crazy.

[xsgenefuzz]

Relshar wrote...

[Another one with Carron is if you have Sten in your party at the time.
Carron says something about being hungry and Sten sighs and says "Here have some of these."
Carron "oohhh cookies. Thanks"
PC"Sten where did you get those from?"
Sten "In the last village we passed through, there was a fat slothenly child that I confiscated them from."
Pc " You stole cookies from a child ?"
Sten " It was obvious he didn't need them."

Priceless.

There is another related conversation you can have with Sten in camp, once you've gotten your approval with him up to where he'll talk to you, that is.  Goes something like...

PC:  Is there anything you like about Ferelden?
Sten:  You have interesting... food.
PC:  You like our food?
Sten:  You have these things... like bread, but small... and crumbly... and sweet...
PC:  Cookies?
Sten:  Yes.  We have nothing like that in Thedas.  This must be remedied.

He's so deadly serious about it, it's just hysterical. 

Also, I had Morrigan, Alistair, and Zevran with me when I found the Urn of Sacred Ashes.  Alistair said something appropriately noble and humble.  I don't remember what Morrigan said, but it was either nothing or something uncharacteristically non-sarcastic.  And then Zevran comes out with: "Nice vase.  I should get one for my house."
The fact that he pronounced it vahz is really what sealed it as a true LOL moment for me.

One of the things I absolutely love about Bioware games is how well-developed the characters are, how well the dialogue is written, and how spot-on perfect the voice-acting is.  It's refreshing to find a gaming company that takes that part of their games so seriously.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

There have been too many funny moments, but the one I'm thinking of right now is in Orzammar, right after you crown Harrowmont king, and Bhelen and his crew attack you in the assembly. As you're walking through the Diamond quarter and you pass the new crier right outside Harrowmont's estate, he yelled something like:



"Prince Bhelen foolishly attacks assemblt and is ignimoniously slain. Epic Fail!"



I lost it laughing then, I was not expecting that. The delivery was priceless.

[EricHVela]

Alistair: But I'm talking. Why doesn't anyone want to hear me talk?

[Lucy Glitter]

xsgenefuzz wrote...
Alistair:  But you kill people... for money.
Zevran:  And I always ask the Maker to forgive my for my sins.
Alistair:  But then you go right on sinning!
Zevran:  The Maker doesn't seem to have a problem with it.  Why should you?
Alistair:  I... have no idea, actually.
Zevran:  Maybe you should think about asking for forgiveness for your own sins.

Priceless.  :-)

That had me in stitches! Also his line at Redcliffe, "Well that's just typical now isn't it?" in this disgusted tone. Oh god lol!

[sagefic]

THUNDERHUMPER!

(I think I built my entire party based off of how much I liked their responses in the "chose your party" screen. Did anyone else do that?)

[LynxAQ]

"What? No trap, no ambush? Assasins... pfft"



"What next? Darkspawn tax collectors?"