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[NatOreN]

Funniest moment has to be when I leave Honnleath with Shale. That poor chicken.

[Lauranis]

Saivar wrote...

Funniest moment has to be when I leave Honnleath with Shale. That poor chicken.

It was totally looking at her funny, it deserved it! xD

[twintalons]

I loved that too, especially the guard's comment about the dwarf's flaming pants dance.......

Creston918 wrote...

Having Zevran and Oghren bust you out of Fort Drakon. They are both dressed up as dandies. Their first discussion with the guards is hilarious.

Guard : Who are you supposed to be?

Zevran : We, ser, are performers from the Antiva City Circus. We are the famous Broma Brothers! Surely you have heard of us?

Guard : You don't look like brothers.

Zevran : How can you say that? Are your eyes failing? We are twins! Not identical twins, but twins, nonetheless!

Oghren : I'm the pretty one.

LOL

They are in the waiting room together.

Zevran : There, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Oghren : Easy for you to say. These clown pants are riding up something fierce! :lol:

[twintalons]

That's the best thing I ever heard! 

After Morrigan gave my female PC the horrible dilemma at the end I reloaded and made her say the whole thing again in her undies - the dirty look and the stalk out after I turned down the ritual was quite funny with her in her undies.
But yours totally beats that!!!

PushingButtons wrote...

I never intended to use Zevran as my PC was close to the same build. Being a bit short of cash I do what anyone would do, strip him of his equipment to sell for hard cash (ok, ok, not everyone). Later on the Crows try to assassinate the PC for the second time Zevran shows up to try and finish the job... wearing just a thong.

[twintalons]

I also loved the dialogue in Wade's shop in Denerim between Wade and the other guy who runs the shop. The voice acting is just hilarious.

[vihart]

After the joining and before the meeting with the King and Loghain, if you speak to Allistair he says something like: "if the king wants to see you and Duncan you probably shouldn't keep him waiting, he might get mad, start crying, you'll feel bad and... we don't want that to happen"

[xsgenefuzz]

Okay, so I'm working on my second playthrough and I noticed something odd/funny early in the Korcari Wilds section...

After you find the Dying Soldier, you bandage him up and he stumbles off. Then, during the following cut-scene conversation between Jory and Alistair, there is this loud THUD off-camera, like someone dropping a large bag... or... someone falling down??? As if the soldier you patched up has just collapsed again? After the cut-scene I scoured the area but couldn't find any sign of his body, so I reloaded and played the section again. And again, while Jory and Alistair are talking, THUD! What's so funny about it is that nobody reacts to in the slightest!

Modifié par xsgenefuzz, 23 décembre 2009 - 08:47 .

[fanman72]

The merchant in Orzammar who gets upset at you for "putting a hole in his wall" after returning from Jarvia's hideout. Voice acting was hilarious.

[M.Arends]

The conversation between Wynn and Ohgren... or just any conversation / party banter with Ohgren in general... That guy is a serious loose cannon :-)

[Vaern Sul]

When you're heading to the Archdemon with Shale in your Party.

PC:"I have more chances to win with a golem in my Party."

Shale:-You mean you will have something to hide behind when the dragon breathes its flames, yes ?

Shale:-Let us try to spare my body from being torn apart in so many pebbles, yes ?

Shale:-Or getting eating by the Dragon. I would give the expression "passing a stone" an all new meaning, but I don't want to see it."

Shale:-Well, let us go, we have a burning city to invade...or something."



laughed like crazy for five mins...hopefully I was alone.

[AndreaDraco]

It has been already said, but every dialogue between Zevran and Wynne is just hilarious. This one is probably my favorite:



* Zevran: You have not asked my about my conscience for some time, my darling Wynne.

* Wynne: That is correct. And I am not your "darling."

* Zevran: (Sigh) So once again I am rejected, just as I am by the cruel, cruel fates. They are harsh mistresses to the elves.

* Wynne: Zevran, I am old enough to be your grandmother.

* Zevran: You say that like it's a bad thing.

* Wynne: And what would you do with me if you had me, hmm? This is a game you play, nothing more.

* Zevran: Ha, you are a cynical woman, Wynne.

* Zevran: Cynical and powerful. It drives me mad with desire.

* Wynne: ...

* Wynne: I am going to walk away now.

[Darkened Dragon]

Surprised no one mentioned Morrigan's Conversation with the dog in camp.
*Morrigan: Ugh. Look at what your fool dog placed in my pack.
*Dog: (He wags his tail.)
*Morrigan: A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables.
*PC: He ruined them? Does this mean you have to go without?
*Morrigan: Maybe. But that is not the point.
*Morrigan: The dirty mongrel can have this back. There! And tell him not to do it again.
*PC: It was a gift. You can't just throw it away like that.
*Morrigan: I just did.
*Dog: (Whines)
*Morrigan: I don't want it, you worthless furbag!
*Dog: (Whines sadly)
*PC: I think you hurt his feelings.
*Morrigan: (Scoffs) He is just trying to be manipulative. I can tell. I do it too.

Modifié par Darkened Dragon, 24 décembre 2009 - 01:19 .

[Derrek Cousland]

Morrigan and the Templar at Lake Calenhad, just priceless.

[Alien1099]

I once did a finishing move right into a bear's balls as it reared up to attack. My guy thrust his swrod deep into his crotch. I laughed my ass off.

[RSTORM50]

Shale to Isolde after she asks "Who is this man?" in that snooty way and being told that Teagan owes us his life.



"We also break the neck of rude women when we feel like.. Just so you know."

[Starlight]

In Human noble origin, when Mother ask the PC about whether the problem in the kitchen is resolved. There are 4 options with three of them are rather normal one and the last one is "Nan's head exploded and the servants are eaten by the dog". If you choose this, mom will answer, "well, at least someone can have a good meal."

[Taittinger]

From Alistar to Morrigan when she is questioning two wardens hooking up: "caboodling?"



One of the options for my Human Noble to Morrigan in Lothering was "Would you please stop being a ****?"



She didn't appreciate that one too much.

[Tamyn]

I just found something new recently. By messing around with the approval cheat I got Zevran to -100 approval and he tried to leave my party.

I persuaded him to stay, and he sighed and said I probably just wanted to strip him of all his equipment before kicking him out of the party anyway.

Modifié par Tamyn, 24 décembre 2009 - 08:46 .

[Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien]

When at 'The Pearl' going for a foursome with Leli, Zev, PC and Isabella, had Oghren as my 4th party member... his reaction to the foursome that is about to take place, absolutely priceless I was laughing for a few minutes

[Sparks1987]

* Sten: Dwarf.

* Oghren: What?

* Sten: Stop tripping me.

* Oghren: Stop tripping yourself!

* Sten: If you were significant enough to notice, I wouldn't step on you.

* Oghren: Oh, well... your mother!

* Sten: ... That was disappointing. I expected better from you.

* Oghren: Sorry, I was in a rush.

[Taittinger]

 At The Pearl:

"Surprise me"

Cut to naked fem PC and two "nug" (rabbit dogs)

"Nug attempts to look busy"

I think I gave my husband a heartattack yelling "eww eww EWW!" and quickly resetting to my previous save lol.

Tait

[Lauranis]

Taittinger wrote...

 At The Pearl:

"Surprise me"

Cut to naked fem PC and two "nug" (rabbit dogs)

"Nug attempts to look busy"

I think I gave my husband a heartattack yelling "eww eww EWW!" and quickly resetting to my previous save lol.

Tait

ROFL.
I picked "surprise me" once and there were creepy looking torture instruments on the bed @.@

[packardbell]

Bann Teagan's dance and dialogue soon after.. I probably woke up the house the first time I played the game.



Then you go Sandal with then dozens of darkspawn corpses around him.



The rhyming tree also..

[odiedragon]

xsgenefuzz wrote...
Also, I had Morrigan, Alistair, and Zevran with me when I found the Urn of Sacred Ashes.  Alistair said something appropriately noble and humble.  I don't remember what Morrigan said, but it was either nothing or something uncharacteristically non-sarcastic.  And then Zevran comes out with: "Nice vase.  I should get one for my house."
The fact that he pronounced it vahz is really what sealed it as a true LOL moment for me.

The best Urn quote that I've found (humor wise, anyway) is if you bring Sten along.

"Congratulations.  You found a wastebin."

[Tirigon]

Leliana told about going to sleep early and her soft, warm bedroll. I said I would stay up to write in my diary.

Leliana: I didnt know you have a diary.

PC: Today is special. I want to make a special entree.

Leliana: You could bring it in my tent. I could watch you write and make suggestions. What about: "Dear diary. Today Leliana showed much affection to me, even asked me to go to bed with her, but alas, subtlety is lost on me."





Another great thing:

PC: Zevran, want to join me in my tent?

Zevran: In your tent, aha. Is there something that needs assassinating in your tent? Apparently that´s my speciality.