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[DaneWolf]

Morrigan: Why do you ask me sutch useless questions, I never pope you for needless Information do I??



PC: You can Prope me anytime!



Morrigan: (Sarcastic)Well excuse me then while I jump for joy!!

[Chaos-fusion]

Zevran in the Epilogue; "There are some bodily fluids even I won't touch."

[Jman5]

I'M CRIMSON OAR! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND ****** IN YOUR SKULL!!

[xsgenefuzz]

Sten comparing Morrigan to a sundew....



Morrigan: What are thinking about Sten?



Sten: Sundews.



Morrigan: Sundews?



Sten: I thought you would know about them. You have much in common.



Morrigan: No. What is a sundew, exactly?



Sten: It is a flower...



Morrigan: You think I am like a flower? That is unexpected.



Sten: ...that traps and devours insects.



Morrigan: Ah. *That* is what I expected.

[lqutois]

The moment I first realized that the voice actress who plays morrigans mother is Janeway from Voyager...how the mighty have fallen..

[xsgenefuzz]

^ Ah! That's why she sounds so familiar! I didn't recognize her name in the credits... But I take it as more of a positive sign that a) Bioware actually takes the voice acting for its games seriously and is willing to pay for good talent, and voice acting for video games is actually being taken seriously by actors themselves these days. You'll also notice that Tim Curry does the voice of Arl Howe. And Seth Green did the voice of Joker in Mass Effect.

[ashez2ashes]

I liked Sten's line if he's rescuing you from the prison.



"The irony of this meeting is not lost on me."

[Freestorm Skinn]

lqutois wrote...

The moment I first realized that the voice actress who plays morrigans mother is Janeway from Voyager...how the mighty have fallen..

"Fallen"?  

You do know that she receives royalties from every broadcast rerun and DVD sale of VOYAGER, right?

[wwwwowwww]

The superman type cut scene made me spit out my drink laughing

[Qilune]

You: (propositioning Zevran for a fling in the bedroll)

Zevran: Ayeaye, Cap'n! Firstmate Zevran reporting for duty, ARGH!

[Vaern Sul]

Had this one yesterday. The last sentence of Alistair after you first "Bad Dream"

PC:Thank you for your concern, Alistair.

Alistair: That's why I'm here for ! Telling bad news and making funny one liners.



I was like "Oh my fourth wall !"

[Gorgar05]

Guard at Ostigar after he grilled me about killing the prisoner.



"Off you go. You killed me only prisoner so I think I'll take a nap."

[Belrix]

All I have seen so far have made me laugh... One that caught me that I haven't seen yet.



Redcliff after finding Kaitlyn's little bro or after the battle, can't remember. She ask how to repay you and you suggest a kiss from a pretty girl, she reacts suprised, you respond with "Just kidding, a smile will do",



Quick cutscene to Morrigan with "Blech!"

[ushae]

Anything that comes out of Oghren's mouth is simply epic.

Alistair saying 'yeah ... swooping is baaad' just cracked me up for so long for some reason.

Sten's conversation with Leliana about how women shouldn't be on the battle field, awesome.

I think banter is the best part of this game!

[Ponce de Leon]

PC : Chanter says what?

Chanter : what?

I laughed so hard on this one...

[huxley00]

Funniest for me was having Zavrian(sp) at the old hermit camp when I approach the stump.



him: hold on, I have some expertise in lock picking

me: oh, go ahead give it a try

him: *reaches in stump* ah, when was the last time I had my fist in a dark hole, ah yes, I remember, now that is quite a tale I tell you



comedy gold

[huxley00]

dark-lauron wrote...

PC : Chanter says what?
Chanter : what?
I laughed so hard on this one...

I love her conversations with the dog.  I dont keep the dog in my party but I sometimes want to as he has some great interactions with people and always gets to their softer side.

[xsgenefuzz]

Sten and Dog



Dog: <peers up Sten>

Sten: No.

Dog: <peers at Sten even more intently>

Sten: I said "No".

Dog: <whines>

Sten: <sigh> Alright. Bring me the stick. But this is the last time.

Dog: <happy bark!>

[xsgenefuzz]

Just got a loading screen "tip" I've never seen before: "When all else fails, go for the eyes!" That gave me a good chuckle.

[xsgenefuzz]

ushae wrote...

Alistair saying 'yeah ... swooping is baaad' just cracked me up for so long for some reason.

Me too.  This line is a perfect example of what a potent combo great writing and great voice acting can be!  The line itself is already brilliant, but the way Alistair delivers it is sheer genius.
 

[Few87]

When Leliana and Morrigan rescued me from prison and it looked like (and was probably meant to look like!) I was "servicing" alistair!

[xsgenefuzz]

After discovering that Sten has a sweet-tooth during my first playthrough, I decided to try giving him the Found Cake that Dog brings you at some point. Dog spittle and all, it earned me +4 approval with the big guy!

[AWizardsStaff]

My most recent funny moment (and there are many LOL moments in this game) was just after aquiring Shale as a companion. The first thing I did was equip some of the crystals I'd collected and gift her one of the gems.

Then back at camp my very first conversation with her goes like this:


Shale: I see it found some augmentation crystals. I was not even aware it knew about them... well done!

Shale: So? What does it think? They don't make me look any wider, do they? I find I am already too wide as it is.

PC: No, no, they're quite slimming.

Shale: It must be the vertical pattern it put them in. Did it know to do that? It must have.

Shale: I think it should find some more as soon as possible. I want to glitter from ear to ear... so to speak!


In the very first conversation we get "does my bum look big in this?" How could she be anything but female???

[Aerya99]

ha ha... got that dialogue too )

[Thor Rand Al]

Ok I just have 1 question... Which dev had their mind on caramel pudding when they were doin the romance scene with Leliana LMAO?

This is just toooo funny, I got to share this. Not sure if it's been said before n if so I apologize but here goes.





Leliana: The maker wants His children to be happy. Would he have created in us the capacity for love if He did not intend for us to find it?

PC: Love?

Leliana: Yes, that gloriously rich and decadent emotion that one finds oneself hopelessly stuck in.

Leliana: Much like caramel pudding.

PC: You've been stuck in caramel pudding, I gather?

Leliana: Well, you know Orlesians and their curious entertainments. it's much nicer than mud.

Leliana: Oh, I have tales of pudding like you would not believe... perhaps we could retire to my tent and I could regale you?

PC: Only if talk of pudding is just the start.

Leliana: You'll just have to wait and see, won't you?





I busted out laughing n am still chuckling. Someone must of been very hungry or nm LMAO