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#176
AsheraII

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Stumbling into a certain graveyard was pretty funny

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Ambeth

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AsheraII wrote...

Stumbling into a certain graveyard was pretty funny


Where is this graveyard?  I have the 100% explored, but have never found a graveyard (and this is the second reference to one I have seen.)

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Sry if someone already posted this ;) Alistair is trying to tell my pc how he feels, and says something like, "Whenever I think about you, I feel as if my head is going to explode." rofl, he can sound so adolescent sometimes.



That, and Morrigan, when she says of Alistair, "The dim-witted, suspicious one" Bioware always puts these brilliant funny moments in their games. My family thinks I'm crazy, whenever I start giggling at some of the dialogue.

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Ambeth wrote...

AsheraII wrote...

Stumbling into a certain graveyard was pretty funny


Where is this graveyard?  I have the 100% explored, but have never found a graveyard (and this is the second reference to one I have seen.)


In Haven, on the right when you first enter the town, behind the farmer's house.  

I THINK I was only able to get to it on my second visit to the town, though.  I can't quite remember. 
*shakes his walker* Damn this old age! :P

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When Oghren was hem-hawwing his way toward asking me about going to see Felsi.

PC: I love you too Oghren.

Oghren: Huh ... Wha ...?? KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!!!

Modifié par KilrB, 29 décembre 2009 - 12:09 .


#181
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The guy who screams "Kill those godless bastards!" as you're entering Denerim for the final battle.

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Few87 wrote...

When Leliana and Morrigan rescued me from prison and it looked like (and was probably meant to look like!) I was "servicing" alistair!


There's also a male guard alone in a room with a female companion in Arl Howe's estate, and she is pretty clearly, um, "servicing" him.

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Ok...my funniest moment...about 8 hours ago in the RtO Delayed thread :)

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anything with Zevran and Wynne, Comedy gold xD

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Thor Rand Al

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Wynne talking about um pretting dog up n I'm not sure if dog ever responded but this is all Wynne commenting.

Wynne: You are a handsome canine specimen, aren't you? Yes you are.
Oh, but look at that tiny stubby tail. Would you like a nicer tail? I could give you a long, swishy tail, if you like.
Just a wave of the wand and poof! Tail. You'll adore it, I promise.
Or maybe you would like to be a different color? We could spice up that drab brown with some red, or blue. Purhaps violet.
Wardogs need to be pretty too, don't they? Yes, you want to be pretty, pretty dog.
That's right, you just love attention, don't you? And you want antlers. A big swishy tail and ant--hey! He... he made off with my staff!
Perhaps I underestimated his intelligence.


Another 1 between Alistair n Wynne but I'll only put in the first couple of sentences
Alistair: So... what would you do if someone told you that they loved you?
Wynne: Check their eyeight first, perhaps.


I about died listening to these. Wynne is a comic lol, I love her comments

Modifié par Thor Rand Al, 05 janvier 2010 - 08:48 .


#186
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Heh, the conversation Wynne struck up after my PC shared a tent with Zevran for the first time took me completely by surprise. Image IPB

Paraphrasing, since I forget the exact wording Image IPB

Wynne: [something to the effect that the PC and Zevran seem to be enjoying each other's company]
PC: You know about me and Zevran?
Wynne: I think everyone in camp knows about it.  Half of us aren't getting any sleep at night, the way you two carry on.
PC: Uh. Sorry?

Wynne was the last person I expected that from. Image IPB

#187
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There are many truly hilarious moments if you select the " suprise me " option in the brothel in Denerim, you never know who or WHAT you are gonna wake up with lol !! Had me in stitches !!

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I laugh every time I get the dialog with Shale where she says "Now stop talking so much. The wagging of its moist little tongue is distracting."



Also pretty much anything Oghren says.

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Dragon Age1103

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What Shale says at the end of the game!!! By far my best laugh! I will miss her :(

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I like this particular conversation!





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If you pursue the sleeping with Cammen as a female PC, and Zev is in your party.....and then you talk to Gheyna about sleeping with Cammen, Cammen will tell Gheyna "I was doing it for you!" And zevran responds with...



"I really like that, I've never used that excuse before" or something. It made me chuckle.

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Shale-Alistair on the subject of pain

Zevran-Loghain on Zevran having failed his mission.

Modifié par Zavrian, 21 janvier 2010 - 09:48 .


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Nah, the best and funniest thing I've ever seen was when you first meet Morrigan. Act all polite and she says she likes you for your manners.



Alistair: "Be carfeul, first it's 'I like you' then...'ZAP!...Frog time'"



The voice he puts on when imitating Morrigan is just pure GOLD.

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Just had a major lol at Morrigan. Asked her if she'd like to join me in my tent, she came back with a snarky comment. The obvious response was "GET IN THE TENT, WOMAN!" Morrigan, completely taking me by surprise, like an excited, smitten school girl responds "Squee! Never, you shall have to carry me".

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I didn't find this until my 3rd playthrough, but when Alistair wants to talk about the other party members, there's an option to suggest he's going to report what you say back to them and take over the party. His reaction to the idea had me literally laughing out loud in RL.

Edit: Found it!

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par AnniLau, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:01 .


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There is an easter egg in the end of the game when you click on Sten for a second time.



http://i48.tinypic.com/2d97b0g.jpg

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Just got Wynne's comment about the High Dragon, when you first see her atop the mountain, during the Urn of Sacred Ashes quest.



"I'm not afraid. It wouldn't want to eat me, anyway. Tough and stringy. YOU on the other hand, should worry."



Gee, thanks, lady!

#198
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Sandal in the epic darkspawn massacre room at Fort Drakon. Pure win.

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Morrigan and Sten's dialogue with the guy guarding the boat outside the Mage Tower are riot inducing.

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Grey__Warden wrote...

Just had a major lol at Morrigan. Asked her if she'd like to join me in my tent, she came back with a snarky comment. The obvious response was "GET IN THE TENT, WOMAN!" Morrigan, completely taking me by surprise, like an excited, smitten school girl responds "Squee! Never, you shall have to carry me".


Oh daaaaaaaaaaaamn. i have to romance her again now.  Sooner than I planned, I mean.

IF you side with the Werewolves, and you get the Werewolf army representative in your camp, and if you have the Orzammar hunt-for-nugs quest open, and if you have some nugs on you, you can ask the Werewolf, "care for a Nug?"  He hems and haws about it like someone who's on a diet; they're fattening, they're unhealthy, I shouldn't, etc.  Finally he caves and says, "Uh, you might want to look away while I'm eating it."

I almost fell out of my chair.