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[Sabriana]

Esbatty wrote...

I remember reading the name "Wasp Spider" and thinking "Great now they can fly. ITS IN MY HAIR!"

Thank you kindly for putting this image in my head.

I think I'll go make coffee now.

[Kawamura]

The Minority wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Sabariel wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Wasp.

Wasp spiders.

They're wasp spiders.

Like I said, can't really read the in-game text. Now I know

I just -- remember very clearly from the first time I saw one.

Spiders. Why does it always have to be spiders? Argggagh.

Why can't it ever be butterflies?

Or -- or candy?

Why can't I fight candy?

[Emperor Iaius I]

What kind of monster would fight candy?

[Kawamura]

Emperor Iaius I wrote...

What kind of monster would fight candy?

I would.

And I would win.

[leggywillow]

Kawamura wrote...

Emperor Iaius I wrote...

What kind of monster would fight candy?

I would.

And I would win.

OM NOM NOM.

[DoNotIngest]

Wow, I can only imagine how it would have been if I was scared of spiders. They're not so bad. The tarantulas the size of a dinner plate with hairy fangs, though, well, I don't like the thought of being bitten. Crawling, eat your heart out.

Emperor Iaius I wrote...

What kind of monster would fight candy?

You can fight them with "Bleeding Cavity" blood magic...

[Paraxial]

Kawamura wrote...

Wasp.

Wasp spiders.

They're wasp spiders.

What kind of spiders are they?

[Kawamura]

Bible Doctor wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Wasp.

Wasp spiders.

They're wasp spiders.

What kind of spiders are they?

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

[Esbatty]

Kawamura wrote...

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

Scions are worse... they combined Tumor + Psychic + Zombie.
...

But even helmets don't make me feel safe around Spiders, 'cause imagine they could crawl under the helmet and be right there by your skin or your hair... with their dripping fangs full of liquidized, bladder loosening hate.

[DoNotIngest]

Kawamura wrote...

Bible Doctor wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Wasp.

Wasp spiders.

They're wasp spiders.

What kind of spiders are they?

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

Honestly, if I had looked at some wierd-looking spiders and read "Profit Deadlines" above them, I probably would have quit. Not that Wasp Spider is a pretty name; Wasps, I'll kill on sight. Nasty, violent insects.

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 27 mars 2011 - 07:14 .

[Kawamura]

Esbatty wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

Scions are worse... they combined Tumor + Psychic + Zombie.
...

But even helmets don't make me feel safe around Spiders, 'cause imagine they could crawl under the helmet and be right there by your skin or your hair... with their dripping fangs full of liquidized, bladder loosening hate.

No. Tumor + psychic < Flame, especially when applied to zombie.

Although. They do have the benefit of "heaving mass of flesh" and "****ing hard to kill", so I'm going to have to rethink that. Preferably when it's light outside. And someone is holding me.

The spiders I'm most afraid of don't fit under my helmet. They eat my helmeted head as the olive in their spider martinis.

[Kawamura]

DoNotIngest wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Bible Doctor wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Wasp.

Wasp spiders.

They're wasp spiders.

What kind of spiders are they?

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

Honestly, if I had looked at some wierd-looking spiders and read "Profit Deadlines" above them, I probably would have quit. Not that Wasp Spider is a pretty name; Wasps, I'll kill on sight. Nasty, violent insects.

True.

You can call 'em what you like, I wouldn't have interacted with them but for the loot. And even then, only because I knew it was a video game and they weren't real. Had to tell my lizard brain, that. Didn't believe me.

Oddly, trying to look at them in your peripheral vision doesn't help much.

[Avilia]

When I saw that big one for the first time I thought "Holy *censored censored*." After it was dead I believe I said, "Now that's just a little excessively large."

[Paraxial]

Kawamura wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Bible Doctor wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Wasp.

Wasp spiders.

They're wasp spiders.

What kind of spiders are they?

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

Honestly, if I had looked at some wierd-looking spiders and read "Profit Deadlines" above them, I probably would have quit. Not that Wasp Spider is a pretty name; Wasps, I'll kill on sight. Nasty, violent insects.

True.

You can call 'em what you like, I wouldn't have interacted with them but for the loot. And even then, only because I knew it was a video game and they weren't real. Had to tell my lizard brain, that. Didn't believe me.

Oddly, trying to look at them in your peripheral vision doesn't help much.

You people took my snarky comment and drove it into the ground, THANKS FOR RUINING MY EVENING JERKS.

[Esbatty]

Kawamura wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

Scions are worse... they combined Tumor + Psychic + Zombie.
...

But even helmets don't make me feel safe around Spiders, 'cause imagine they could crawl under the helmet and be right there by your skin or your hair... with their dripping fangs full of liquidized, bladder loosening hate.

No. Tumor + psychic < Flame, especially when applied to zombie.

Although. They do have the benefit of "heaving mass of flesh" and "****ing hard to kill", so I'm going to have to rethink that. Preferably when it's light outside. And someone is holding me.

The spiders I'm most afraid of don't fit under my helmet. They eat my helmeted head as the olive in their spider martinis.

I consider my head more of tender pearl onion, but then I go great with Gin.

[Kawamura]

Esbatty wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

The bad kind.

It's like two of my least favourite words in English mashed together. It's like, they took things directly from my list. Why couldn't they have picked "Gooey" and "Baseball". I could have survived gooey baseballs.

It's almost as bad as Mass Effect 2's "flame" + "zombies" mashup. God.

Scions are worse... they combined Tumor + Psychic + Zombie.
...

But even helmets don't make me feel safe around Spiders, 'cause imagine they could crawl under the helmet and be right there by your skin or your hair... with their dripping fangs full of liquidized, bladder loosening hate.

No. Tumor + psychic < Flame, especially when applied to zombie.

Although. They do have the benefit of "heaving mass of flesh" and "****ing hard to kill", so I'm going to have to rethink that. Preferably when it's light outside. And someone is holding me.

The spiders I'm most afraid of don't fit under my helmet. They eat my helmeted head as the olive in their spider martinis.

I consider my head more of tender pearl onion, but then I go great with Gin.

Thinking about  giant spiders makes me crave hard liquor.

And zombies, for that matter. Thinking about them. Not craving them.

[Esbatty]

Avilia wrote...

When I saw that big one for the first time I thought "Holy *censored censored*." After it was dead I believe I said, "Now that's just a little excessively large."

Modifié par Esbatty, 27 mars 2011 - 07:30 .

[parara]

Spiders don't even bother me that much (unless they're real...) but the humongous one terrified the poo poo out of me. Especially because I was tanking and it lunged at the screen every time it attacked aka giant spiders in my face do not want. I had to switch to Varric the moment I discovered I had rolled back my computer chair the farthest it could go.

UGH SPIDERS 

[Avilia]

Esbatty wrote...

Avilia wrote...

When I saw that big one for the first time I thought "Holy *censored censored*." After it was dead I believe I said, "Now that's just a little excessively large."

[snipped pic of spidery ickiness}

I see your eight legged menace and raise you:



Varric and Hawke know when to leave a room.

[Kawamura]

They're kinda starting to grow on me.

... probably in egg pouches underneath my skin. ohgodmakeitstop.

[Sjofn]

The DA:O spiders bugged me way more, but that giant goddamn spider in the Deep Roads made me very unhappy. Graaaah.

[Esbatty]

Avilia wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Avilia wrote...

When I saw that big one for the first time I thought "Holy *censored censored*." After it was dead I believe I said, "Now that's just a little excessively large."

[snipped pic of spidery ickiness}

I see your eight legged menace and raise you:



Varric and Hawke know when to leave a room.

OH GOD... even its FANGS are furry... thats somehow so much worse. UGH... its like being gnawed upon by a vampiric Magnum PI.

[UltiPup]

Time to amend the situation by making everyone laugh.

Why are we afraid of spiders with large asses? Shouldn't we be laughing at them?

[raziel1980]

Esbatty wrote...

Avilia wrote...

Esbatty wrote...

Avilia wrote...

When I saw that big one for the first time I thought "Holy *censored censored*." After it was dead I believe I said, "Now that's just a little excessively large."

[snipped pic of spidery ickiness}

I see your eight legged menace and raise you:

[ snip HUGE spider pic]

Varric and Hawke know when to leave a room.

OH GOD... even its FANGS are furry... thats somehow so much worse. UGH... its like being gnawed upon by a vampiric Magnum PI.

ROTFLMAO!

@ avilla - what sword is that your Hawke is wielding? It looks like the summer sword from origins?

[Esbatty]

UltiPup wrote...

Time to amend the situation by making everyone laugh.

Why are we afraid of spiders with large asses? Shouldn't we be laughing at them?

Child-bearing Thorax = More Spiders.