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The Monstrous Spider Thread (aka The Lyrium Idol Was Not Worth The Trauma)


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#126
hoorayforicecream

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Agh, the spiders have returned! >.<

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Hannibal218

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Well, my immediate response when seeing the monstrous spider was something along the lines of "GODDAMMIT! A spider couldn't get that large, it's exoskeleton wouldn't be able to support it's own weight and it's legs would snap like toothpicks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously Bioware, learn more biology!!!"

#128
inquartata02

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Personally, I jumped out of my chair and screamed like a little girl every single time I saw one.

#129
Madame Rose Crimsynn

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Sp-spiders?!

*Shrieks and curls into the fetal position and begins to rock back and forth*

--IN THE GAME--

Fenris: Hawke.

Hawke: Wh-what?!

Fenris: It's dead. Please let go of my legs.

Hawke: (Pokes eyelid open) (Begins to scream madly and huge spider corpse and tumbles back, crawling away backwards as fast as she can) MAKER'S BREATH! SMASH IT!

Varric: Oh, c'mon Hawke. It's already dead.

Hawke: SMASH IT! SMASH IT! SMASH IT! SMASH IT!

(Cut to Varric and Cassandra)

Cassandra: Bull****.

Varric: Fine. Don't believe me that Hawke would literally start bawling like a child if she saw a spider. It could be valuable information you're wasting here though.



#130
LT123

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There's a side quest you can do in Act II at the Bone Pit. And yep, it involved fighting another giant spider. :wizard:

#131
Esbatty

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LT123 wrote...

There's a side quest you can do in Act II at the Bone Pit. And yep, it involved fighting another giant spider. :wizard:

This thread lives?!?! Image IPB

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ANOTHER GIANT SPIDER?!?! Its bad enough with the Spiders before meeting all the dragons but a ... ugh.Image IPB

#132
Red Panda

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Esbatty wrote...

LT123 wrote...

There's a side quest you can do in Act II at the Bone Pit. And yep, it involved fighting another giant spider. :wizard:

This thread lives?!?! Image IPB

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ANOTHER GIANT SPIDER?!?! Its bad enough with the Spiders before meeting all the dragons but a ... ugh.Image IPB


It is FRANKENSTEIN! Image IPB

#133
tsunderes

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When I encountered that awful thing the first time, I thought that the spider had just warped in really close to the camera. I was an awful shock when I zoomed back and realized what I was up against. D:

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Addai

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The spiders in DAO bothered me more. One word: Overwhelm.

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inquartata02

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Overwhelm is the stuff of nightmares. *shudder*

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Heidenreich

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Addai67 wrote...

The spiders in DAO bothered me more. One word: Overwhelm.


I can still HEAR it. *shudder*

****ing things decending from the sky with their .. noise.. scares the void out of me. I HATE spiders. My hubby's been doing a DA:O mage run through using our TV as a second monitor so I can watch while being all snuggly under blankets..

and he hit the deep roads, and I started crying. Worst... Idea.. EVER.:crying::crying: