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[StrawberryViking]

Isabella asking about Fenris's 'Fisting Thing'

[AresXX7]

frustratemyself wrote...

Isabela in the Harriman estate in response to "felicitate me." Her reaction is pure gold.

That whole scene had me cracking up, from the start where everyone was just standing there to Merril's confused response "What are they even doing...?"

[kedcoleman]

lackofwords wrote...

Merrill: Aveline... do you think we'll win?
Aveline: Win what?
Merrill: In the end. It feels like something is ending, doesn't it? Do you think we'll win?
Aveline: Nothing is ending, Merrill. Things are a little tense, but it will pass.
Merrill: I hope we win. Varric will make it a good story, I'm sure.

I actually found this exchange to be less funny and more...sad.  It came up for me when the city was burning from Anders' terrorist strike.  Merrill came off as sad and quite sincerely afraid.  The voice actors on this conversation really nailed it, both Merrill and Aveline.

[Critical Miss]

Meeting one of those crazy horned blue guys.

Him: My sword means nothing. I will sell it, and myself, as mercenary. Qunari would say I am worse.
Hawke: If your blade is on the market, I'll pay.
Him: No.
Hawke: You sure you know what mercenary means?
Him: Taking payment to face Tal-Vashoth only means that I have sold the last of myself.
Him: I know what I am. I don't need to belabor it.
Me: /facedesk

Modifié par Critical Miss, 28 mars 2011 - 05:46 .

[Greed1914]

I laughed way too hard when Isabela said "Step 3: Profit." I suppose that is because I was thinking how funny it would be if she said it when she started outlining her plan, but I didn't expect her to actually say it.

[dgcatanisiri]

AriesXX7 wrote...

frustratemyself wrote...

Isabela in the Harriman estate in response to "felicitate me." Her reaction is pure gold.

That whole scene had me cracking up, from the start where everyone was just standing there to Merril's confused response "What are they even doing...?"

Personally, I'm more amused by Sebastian's scandalized 'I'm sorry to expose you to this' reaction when Hawke's been to the Rose a few times already and considers what he's seeing fairly tame (It's not like they're naked or anything, after all...)

[yamutha]

Merrill telling about how Varric begins a story also made me laugh. She said something like "No sh*t, there i was..." with a hilarious voice.

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Modifié par yamutha, 28 mars 2011 - 08:01 .

[c3701]

Don't remember the exact wording, but Isabela accuses you of "smelling" and then is like, "oh wait, that's me."

[Darkkyn46]

Aveline: I forgot what it was like to..
Isabela: Be bent ass over ****** and hammered like a nail.
Aveline: To be loved.
Isabela: Oh, yeah.
Aveline: Not that I am complaining about the other thing.

My wife laughed out loud from the other room when hearing that.

Modifié par Darkkyn46, 28 mars 2011 - 09:03 .

[xCirdanx]

Went something like this:

Isabela: So, how good is Donnic? Is he ****sure?
Aveline: (sighs) Just... get it out of your system.
Isabela: Did he curl your toes? Did he praise your Maker? Did he fufill a task of your Qun? Did he beard your dwarf? Or master your taint? That's an old one.  (this can change it´s random it seems)
Aveline: Yes, all right? He is an incredibly proficient lover. Happy?
Isabela: Well that's rather personal, don't you think?

[vigna]

When Leandra turned around and she looked like the walking corpse of Lady Grey.

[Teddie Sage]

This Party Banter...

Aveline: You didn't come to my Solstice Dinner Party.
Isabela: Look at you! Dinner parties, cooking... Do you have a lace apron yet, or should I get one for you?
Aveline: Don't change the subject. I sent you an invitation, and you didn't show up.
Isabela: I thought it would be... I mean, I don't know. I just don't do family gatherings. Besides, one day you and Donnic will have children, and I'll be the last person you want around them. Imagine all the awkward questions you'd have to answer? 'Mother, what's a Slattern?'
Aveline: I'll just point at you and say, 'That's a Slattern.'

Modifié par Teddie Sage, 28 mars 2011 - 09:07 .

[Jazharah]

(paraphrased)
Runaway Mage: "please, let me lose my virginity tonight, you can drag me off in shackles and chains afterwards"
Sarcastic LadyHawke: "errr... let's wait with the chains until you have a little more experience"

[ComeOnEA]

Sarcastic Hawke: Look at the bright side, it cant get any worse :happy:
Viscount clutching his dead son : Well you have to excuse me if I dont find humor in the death of my son


Sarcastic Hawke is awesome

[Ceridwen]

Can't remember the exact wording, but...
Hawke: [The gaatlock] could help a lot of people.
Arishok: It is helping people right now, under the control of the disciplined. Similar to how warriors do not give swords to children... well, your children, at least.

Also, one of Sarcastic Hawke's ambient lines:
"Where are we going? How should I know? Do I look like the leader of this merry band of misfits?"

[MacNille]

Varric oneman assault was funny as hell.

[Halo Quea]

"Oh Andraste, I don't think I've ever seen so many corpses!"  - Seamus Dumar

When the Viscount's son said that I lost it.  Just paused the game and let the laughter fly.  What struck me so funny about that was I was fighting the same people who were coming to rescue Seamus from the Qunari.  NOW they were coming to kill Hawke and Seamus.   The Winters call that a rescue plan?  lol

Then there is the priceless line from Isabella after I killed Idonna the exotic wonder. lol.   I searched the room and found that Apostate Mages were behind the Templars disappearing at the brothel.   Isabella repeats the note and then yells out  "Apostitutes!"  and starts laughing. 

Modifié par Halo Quea, 28 mars 2011 - 10:01 .

[Speicmen-X]

Brought Isabela to the Deep Roads, she's got some funny lines in there:
"We're lost aren't we? We're going to die down here, I'm too young to die."
[Talking about the Idol] " Who cares, it's shiny!"

[sylvanaerie]

Lord of Fangs wrote...

Varric's solo assault on ________'s estate and the subsequent begging which turned out to be just him exaggerating the story.

This thread should probably not be in the spoiler-free forum...

This was for me the funniest part of the game.  First time I was playing and caught just HIM in the room i was freaking out...thought I had broken the game, something, then saw it was all kind of over the top, Clint Eastwood at High Noon'ish and when I reached the point with the brother, I just started laughing my ass off.  I realized he was bullsh*tting Cassandra.
Also Aveline's romance quest "the Long Road" (which coincidentally is the title of my ongoing game saves) was so funny and awkward it make my fillings ache.  The bit with the goat and sheaf of wheat and Varric's comment just floored me.
And if you let Emile deLauncet have his one night with the ****ty barmaid, go back to his parents' house for another amusing conversation...

[SouthernGypsyGrl]

There's a cut scene of Anders prescribing some ointment to the seneschal and telling him not to sleep with pirate wenches as they'll dock in any port, to which Isabela will make some faux-insulted comment, but later on you will encounter another cut scene in Ander's clinic where he seems to be prescribing something to Isabela to clear up whatever STD she's picked up.

I at first found it hilarious that Isabela had an STD, then I was a bit upset, seeing as how my Hawke had slept with her and now, probably also had it...

[sylvanaerie]

SouthernGypsyGrl wrote...

There's a cut scene of Anders prescribing some ointment to the seneschal and telling him not to sleep with pirate wenches as they'll dock in any port, to which Isabela will make some faux-insulted comment, but later on you will encounter another cut scene in Ander's clinic where he seems to be prescribing something to Isabela to clear up whatever STD she's picked up.

I at first found it hilarious that Isabela had an STD, then I was a bit upset, seeing as how my Hawke had slept with her and now, probably also had it...

umm yea that cutscene happened RIGHT after my Hawke got done "boarding" Isabella

[Liliandra Nadiar]

Following the Family Matters quest for Varric.

Hawke: If you want, we can stop by the Chantry and ask a priest to pray for him.
Varric: I'm pretty sure if any decent priest prays for Bartrand, they'll burst into flame.
Merrill: (Gasp!) That's horrible! I had no idea priesthood was so dangerous!

[Raiil]

During the Act 3 quest when you're tracking down the Orlesian kid, and the mom freaks out about him being at the Hanged Man. Varric's mimic and giggle afterwards had me rolling.

[JnEricsonx]

Legbiter wrote...

DA Trap Star wrote...

*Spoilers*
Varric roadstomping Depuis when he was talking to the crazy kidnapper mage was the most ROFL badass moment.
The look on Hawke's face was priceless.

"What? You were going to do that, right?"

What mission is that?