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[qebab]

Sandal in the deep roads:
"Boom"

Hands down what made me laugh the most, I think. Isabela, Merril and Varric are all great too, though. I also liked "What's a Mekel?"

[Sphroth82]

JnEricsonx wrote...

Legbiter wrote...

DA Trap Star wrote...

*Spoilers*
Varric roadstomping Depuis when he was talking to the crazy kidnapper mage was the most ROFL badass moment.
The look on Hawke's face was priceless.

"What? You were going to do that, right?"

What mission is that?

All that Remains.  This only happens when you spare Gascard during Prime Suspect, and if Varric is in your party during this one.

[JnEricsonx]

Hah, I'll have to actually spare the guy once. Though I usually have Varric with me, even my angry anti-social Blood/Force Mage is going to want him around, he's just so likeable.

[Rifneno]

sylvanaerie wrote...

Lord of Fangs wrote...

Varric's solo assault on ________'s estate and the subsequent begging which turned out to be just him exaggerating the story.

This thread should probably not be in the spoiler-free forum...

This was for me the funniest part of the game.  First time I was playing and caught just HIM in the room i was freaking out...thought I had broken the game, something, then saw it was all kind of over the top, Clint Eastwood at High Noon'ish and when I reached the point with the brother, I just started laughing my ass off.  I realized he was bullsh*tting Cassandra.

That scene was a riot.  But am I alone in also enjoying Cassandra's reaction?  When they cut away to her reaction to that part she's just staring at him with this incredulous "what the hell is wrong with you?" look on her face.  It added a lot more to it than if she just screamed "bull!" and stabbed a book like the first time he BS'd her.

[LT123]

[quote]Rifneno wrote...

[quote]sylvanaerie wrote...

[quote]Lord of Fangs wrote...

*snip*
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That scene was a riot.  But am I alone in also enjoying Cassandra's reaction?  When they cut away to her reaction to that part she's just staring at him with this incredulous "what the hell is wrong with you?" look on her face.  It added a lot more to it than if she just screamed "bull!" and stabbed a book like the first time he BS'd her.[/quote]

I loved it. Perfect reaction.

Varric: What?

[Caja]

Merced652 wrote...

Nothing outside of Aveliene's quest to woo donnic.

LOL. That was probably my second favourite moment of the whole game .

[Rifneno]

This gem doesn't get enough attention because it's random and mostly happens when you're standing around idle.  Varric at the Hanged Man.

Talkative man: That guy stared at me for an hour straight.
Varric: Maybe he likes you?
Talkative man: No, he knows that I know, but what he doesnt know is I know that he knows that I know.
Varric:Maybe he knows you know what he knows you know.
Talkative man:What?
Varric: (triumphantly) Exactly.
 
I also loved Alistair responding to Teagan calling the Warden, "The Hero of Ferelden."  He says, "You're always so formal.  He has a name, you know."  God I love Alistair.  Varric is the only companion that even begins to compare. One thing I've wondered about.  If you import a game where Leliana had a threesome with Isabela and the Warden, there's an amusing scene acknowleding it when you meet her (provided you take Isabela, of course).  I wonder if the same is true of Alistair.  Especially if said Warden becomes queen.  I mean, Isabela had a threesome with the royal family of Ferelden?  Varric just found the subject of his next novel.

[Helena Tylena]

"Don't be silly. You only need a dowry if you're courting him."
"Ugh... Merrill..."
*gasp* "You're courting him!"

[LadyBri]

TheTranzor wrote...

Party banter was always funny, especially with Isabela and Varric, along with a serious companion like Fenris or Aveline.

Isabella: "so what's with that magical fisting thing you do?"
Fenris: "err...what?"

Omg, when I first heard that we were walking through the chantry and I spit coffee out from laughter.  Gotta love Isabela!

[LadyBri]

Talking to Macha in Act I, sarcastic Hawke: "I'm really good at finding people and killing people"

Also, I know this has been mentioned, but Aveline and Isabela during the "courtship" of Donnic. Isabela saying Aveline must be creaking like a rusty hinge or something, then the face off before the almost catfight, and Hawke slips in between them to break it up. Hilarious!

[The Angry One]

(when Merril talks about how demons can't help what they are)
Fenris: "Ignore the tiger! Not it's fault that it's going to eat you."

[LT123]

Varric: "I don't know why Choir Boy here didn't yell, 'Hawke to the rescue!' That's clearly what he was going for."

[FFLB]

One funny bit that hasn't been mentioned yet is immediately after the first real ogre battle and Hawke's mother is cradling Carver/Bethany and says, "Carver/Bethany, you can wake up now, the battle's over."

Mother Hawke certainly has a grasp of the DA mechanics. Well, I thought it was funny.

[stewie1974]

Sandal: Can I have some salamanders please..
Bodahn: Don't do it!, that's where the boom comes from I think.

Hawke: Gamlen can't say, "good morning",without lying twice.

Hawke: ((to grace who said something about decimus being dead)), You could have him up and walking in no time if you use some of that blood magic.

[Beaynid]

Teddie Sage wrote...

This Party Banter...

Aveline: You didn't come to my Solstice Dinner Party.
Isabela: Look at you! Dinner parties, cooking... Do you have a lace apron yet, or should I get one for you?
Aveline: Don't change the subject. I sent you an invitation, and you didn't show up.
Isabela: I thought it would be... I mean, I don't know. I just don't do family gatherings. Besides, one day you and Donnic will have children, and I'll be the last person you want around them. Imagine all the awkward questions you'd have to answer? 'Mother, what's a Slattern?'
Aveline: I'll just point at you and say, 'That's a Slattern.'

that convo cracked me up and i was going to post it if i didnt see it here already.  isabela's childs voice when she says 'mother, whats a slattern?' just sealed the deal on my starting to laugh

also during your conversation with aveline about ostagar with carver with you, she asks him a question about it and he responds
carver: no.
aveline: bit of a ******, your brother


Carvers letter from lothering made me actually feel bad for him(he annoyed me otherwise).  the girl is writing to him and can only keep talking about and how she likes hawke.

isabela's banter with carver about the blooming rose had me cracking up, dont remember the exact but ill put the basics

isabela: carver i heard you were in the blooming rose last night
carver: what no i wasnt
isabela: yeah i heard you went to see one of the girls named faith.
carver: thats rediculous, faith was off last night.
isabela: aha so you have been seeing faith
carver*splutters and back pedals
isabela laughs and tells him she got him

[langelog]

Aveline's quest when Varric says to Donnic, "Let me show you a drawing of where she wants to touch you." I thought to myself, keep your court room dolls out of this Varric! lmao!

[Dark-sider77]

One of my favorite moments was when hawke gets Sebastian's quest in act 2. It went something like this:

Hawke (sarcastic option): Oh no! Please continue, i love eavesdropping!

Varric: Hawke said sarcastically

Hawke (to Varric): You know i hate it when you do that...

Varric: Hawke said in an angry aside to the dwarf.

[Vearsin]

I love Fenris line about enjoying the little things after taking a swig from a bottle of wine and smashing it against a wall.

[MageTarot]

Drunk, exiled Alistair at the Hanged Man going on about the Grey Wardens (you get this if you download a DA:O saved game that had you banishing Alistair, or choosing the "No Compromise" preset background at the start of the game):


"It's just a stupid club where everyone hangs around and talks about their taint."


That one just about made me choke on my drink. But sometimes when you click on him Alistair says, "I failed you, Duncan. I'm so sorry."


Ouch.

Modifié par MageTarot, 31 mars 2011 - 03:37 .

[draken-heart]

 I adore anything to do with merrill, namely her just blurting out "i love you", especially in a rivalmance. makes the whole love-hate relationship real.

[LT123]

MageTarot wrote...

Drunk, exiled Alistair at the Hanged Man going on about the Grey Wardens (you get this if you download a DA:O saved game that had you banishing Alistair, or choosing the "No Compromise" preset background at the start of the game):


"It's just a stupid club where everyone hangs around and talks about their taint."


That one just about made me choke on my drink. But sometimes when you click on him Alistair says, "I failed you, Duncan. I'm so sorry."


Ouch.

I exiled Alistair in my most recent Origins game for the sole purpose of having the chance to see his hilarious drunken rambling.  Although that line about Duncan...

Now I feel bad. THANKS WRITERS.

[Gamer Ftw]

Letting Anora kill Alistair is really the best option for him only way to stop the "woe is me"
I think it's funny after you sleep with Anders and dump him he's all like "you used me I won't forget this" lol .
Then you get to tell him he just wasn't that good.

Modifié par Gamer Ftw, 31 mars 2011 - 06:12 .