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[Ray Joel Oh]

aimlessgun wrote...

For the people listing nonhumans, do you consider them sexy as in aesthetically pleasing videogame characters, or sexy, as in like actually sexy, like you'd actually want to get in bed with them if you saw them in real life?

I really think that 99% of people, given the choice to sleep with one of these aliens in real life, would back out.

I would like to believe my reaction to a real life Garrus would be similar to what it was in the game.  "Holy sh-t look at that" followed by a few hours of getting to know him as a person followed by dealing with the weird revelation that his voice is really sexy and I think I maybe want to bone him, how can this be?!?!  Except I imagine the "Holy sh-t look at that" period would involve a lot more screaming in abject horror.  But I imagine I'd eventually be pretty chill...

Of course in reality, aliens would very likely have behaviors and cultures so strange to our own that we could just as easily form an emotional attachment with a slug or a string of programming code.  So unless you are speaking about these specific aliens with these specific personalities, I probably would not go for that sort of thing.  I don't have a fetish.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 31 mars 2011 - 03:03 .

[lazuli]

ME_Fan wrote...

To be honest Miranda and Jacob are pretty much perfect human forms.

On topic, Miranda of course.

Yeah.  They're both highly idealized.  They get my votes for their respective categories.

[kiti.the.great]

Jack - such an adorable piece of "i will f*cking kill you but, hey, hug me, pleaseee"
and TIM i guess
power is sexy
BUT

the sexiest person in galaxy is definitely default male shepard <3

Modifié par kiti.the.great, 31 mars 2011 - 03:09 .

[Seboist]

The disturbing part of femshep romancing Garrus is that Turians have an exoskeleton, which means he literally gets a "boner".

No Wonder Mordin provides painkillers!

[Ray Joel Oh]

Seboist wrote...

The disturbing part of femshep romancing Garrus is that Turians have an exoskeleton, which means he literally gets a "boner".

No Wonder Mordin provides painkillers!

There is the possibility of alien reproductive systems and rituals being deal breakers.  I am not willing to end up like the lust murder in Se7en or, say, eat my companion's head.

[Finis Valorum]

Well lets see, In order of sexiness irrespective of gender.

1) Kaidan
2) Samara
3) Liara
4) Aria
5) Garrus
6) Thane

[Estelindis]

On that topic, Seboist...

[jamesp81]

Estelindis wrote...

Dean, that was hilarious. I'd never really thought about that from the asari point of view before. Thank you for putting a huge grin on my face.

Dean's POV makes the assumption that Asari don't like doing it in the normal human way.  We don't really know the answer to that for sure and Liara sure seemed happy enough doing the wild monkey dance with Shepard.  But I digress...his post was still funny.

[Dean_the_Young]

There's no real basis for the Asari doing it the normal human way since they aren't, well, human. We evolved sex organs with our compatible genetilla because we use our compatible genetilla to reproduce. Asari, well, don't. If they even have the right number of holes at all.


That's right. Liara doesn't want your ding-dong or your slit trench, boys and girls. She wants your braiiiiins.

[android654]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

There's no real basis for the Asari doing it the normal human way since they aren't, well, human. We evolved sex organs with our compatible genetilla because we use our compatible genetilla to reproduce. Asari, well, don't. If they even have the right number of holes at all.


That's right. Liara doesn't want your ding-dong or your slit trench, boys and girls. She wants your braiiiiins.

Unless all Asari are hermaphrodites.

[Schattenkeil]

Indeed. I considered the romance with Garrus for a couple of heartbeat when I saw it on screen - the dialogue about "reach" and "flexibility"... but, while he may be one of the four crew members I have pure, unconditional trust in (along with Tali, Dr. Chakwas and Joker), Turians are just too alien. The legs and arms don't have the right angle, they're too obviously pure carnivors and I find that partial exoscelloton most disturbing. I am just surprised that I don't have to bring raw meat and life animals as food for turians.

About Thane: Turians do at least more or less look like mammals... Thane seems to be a lizard creature to me. There is something most mammalian women would consider pretty important about a man that lizards do not have...

[rudenotginger]

Dean, I enjoyed reading that bar story!

Asari reproduction is some kind of parthenogenesis (form of asexual reproduction found in females, where growth and development of embryos occurs without fertilization by a male). I always imagined the pregnancy and birth process to be similar to humans however, so it is very possible that they do have a vagina. Who knows?

As for the original question, I don't find myself to be attracted to aliens (in a similar way that I'm not attracted to women), so my sexy list would be:

Kaidan
Joker
Jacob

[lazuli]

Schattenkeil wrote...
About Thane: Turians do at least more or less look like mammals... Thane seems to be a lizard creature to me. There is something most mammalian women would consider pretty important about a man that lizards do not have...

Nipples?

Turians aren't mammals though.  I don't think they look like them either.  They've been described as many things, but three of the most common I've run across are raptors, grasshoppers, and lobsters.

[Geirahod]

Humans; Kaidan and Joker, Aliens; Garrus, Thane and there's something sexy in TIM too.

Females;

Ashley and Gianna Parasini XD!

Modifié par Geirahod, 31 mars 2011 - 04:23 .

[Schattenkeil]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

There's no real basis for the Asari doing it the normal human way since they aren't, well, human. We evolved sex organs with our compatible genetilla because we use our compatible genetilla to reproduce. Asari, well, don't. If they even have the right number of holes at all.


That's right. Liara doesn't want your ding-dong or your slit trench, boys and girls. She wants your braiiiiins.

I would assume the number of holes is correct and womb and birth canal are not unlike a human woman's. They simply do not feel any kind of stimulation and facilties to produce the required tension in a human style intercourse. However asari are very adapt. While it would not make evolutionary sense as long as they developed on their own homeworld, they must have means to stimulate mates of all kinds of species - otherwise it weren't more common they mated with aliens than their own species, regardless of whether their mate may be hanar, human or krogan. Or rachni... the "rachni embassador" you meet on Illium made such a comment. Something like seeing them as only an asari can or so.

Modifié par Schattenkeil, 31 mars 2011 - 04:25 .

[Estelindis]

Schattenkeil wrote...
they must have means to stimulate mates of all kinds of species

Yes, but do mates of all kinds of species have the means to stimulate them?  (I thought that was what Dean's little narrative was really asking.)

[jamesp81]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

There's no real basis for the Asari doing it the normal human way since they aren't, well, human. We evolved sex organs with our compatible genetilla because we use our compatible genetilla to reproduce. Asari, well, don't. If they even have the right number of holes at all.


That's right. Liara doesn't want your ding-dong or your slit trench, boys and girls. She wants your braiiiiins.

Logically, there's no basis for it.  Logic also has precious little to do with the matter.

Asari as a people seem to like to get real personal and real physical way to much for a people who don't like the physical side of romance.

It's fan service.  Asari are hot alien babes that like sexy time.  They are that way because the devs said so.

[Schattenkeil]

Hm.... obviously. Why would they choose alians (i.e. non-asari) otherwise? Why would it even be condemned to mate with another asari - at least for the purpose of reproductioin. Whether or not the derive pleasure from physical contact is another thing.

There is no reason to assume an asari feels more satisfaction from mating with a human than with a hanar.

I would not surprised to find out if a lesbian human would find an asari a particularly mindful mate - especially given some time to understand a human woman's body. Whereas a straight man might in fact be disappointed because the purely instinctive way just doesn't work. The asari would likely adapt to that in some way, too though.

PS: Since sex for an asari is some kind of mental link, I would assume the experience of lust is reflective. I.e. they sense the pleasure and lust of their partner as their own. That as why they adapt easily to different species, because they feel more lust if they manage to manage to behave in a way their partner desires.

Modifié par Schattenkeil, 31 mars 2011 - 05:03 .

[Siansonea]

Men:
Kaidan Alenko
Devon Shepard
Ethan Shepard
Vido Santiago
Normandy SR1 Requisitions Officer
Davin Reynolds
Admiral Kahoku
Armando Bailey
Dr. Zev Cohen (dat voice)
Jeff Moreau
Jacob Taylor

Women:
Simone Shepard
Jack/Jacqueline Nought
Miranda Lawson
Ashley Williams
Gabriella Daniels
Emily Wong
Gianna Parasini
Jedore
Oriana
Lizbeth Baynham
Arcelia Silva Martinez
Dr. Chloe Michel
Dr. Chakwas

Male aliens:
Nihlus Kryik
Thane Krios
Feron
Garrus Vakarian

Female aliens:
Samara
Morinth
Asari Councilor
Shiala
Captain Wasea
Liara T'Soni
Aria T'Loak
Shala'Raan vas Tonbay (voice alone)
Tela Vasir
Rana Thanoptis

[Razorsedge820]

Jack- Best Face and Kickass
Miranda- Best Body and great hair
Tali- Sexy voice but is such a tease in that suit
Liara- She is Blue and Smart
Samara- Also Blue and very um...experienced
Ashley- Dem Lips and Dat poetry
Kasumi- Mysterious and funny as hell

The way I see it every female squadmate is sexy in their own way.

Modifié par Razorsedge820, 31 mars 2011 - 05:09 .

[Dean_the_Young]

Schattenkeil wrote...
While it would not make evolutionary sense as long as they developed on their own homeworld, they must have means to stimulate mates of all kinds of species - otherwise it weren't more common they mated with aliens than their own species, regardless of whether their mate may be hanar, human or krogan. Or rachni... the "rachni embassador" you meet on Illium made such a comment. Something like seeing them as only an asari can or so.

The Asari-given stimulation is generally depicted as psychological, from the mind link. That's first and foremost their 'sex' method. Everything else for aliens would be a lover's courtesy: helping the partner masturbate, not because it feels good for the Asari but because it feels good for the partner.

The aspect in which Asari are adapted for every species is the link, not the physical intimacy. Their tendency for aliens is more cultural than anything else, however. (Artificial creation by authors ignorred, of course.)

Modifié par Dean_the_Young, 31 mars 2011 - 06:59 .

[Schattenkeil]

While this is a conclusive theory, I like mine better. Liara says that physical contact may or may not be involved - that mean that it's not necessary, but possible to involve it. It simply makes sense that, if an asari has a mental connection to her mate during the act, that she feels physical pleasure the same way that her parter does.

The presumption that the assari's tendency to mate with aliens is purely cultural does not fit the evidence - the Ardat Yakshi proof the opposite, as rare as it may be. A possible result of asari inbred. They may have come from an own homeworld mating with only each other, but they have evolved beyond that. Given their extremely long lifespan that's pretty remarkable though. Hat has been only 50 typical asari life span since the reapers last harvested the galaxy. If a trait of a species proofes beneficial, that trait becomes stronger. That's nature. Being able to adapt to all kinds of species is an extemely powerful trait of the asari. Espeically considering that as soon as they started mating with aliens (non-asari) the speed of evolution would rise dramatically, simply because they are able to adapt traits from those aliens.

Remember the intensity of even the non sexual mind links? It must be something personal already otherwise they wouldn't be so very hesitant about it. Shiala sharing the cipher, a fundamental understanding for a race wiped out for 50 millenia. Or Liara helping you understand information you learned from the beacons. It is evident that you can share a lot of impressions through a mind link. Assuming that a sexual mind link is even more intense, why wouldn't you share physical pleasure, the sensation of each other through it. A sexual mind link would be less controlled, limitless... A few drop of water through an overflow as opposed to tearing the dam down.

The actually depicted stimulation I've seen seemed pretty physical to me. While my main had a LI with Kaidan in ME1 and none in ME2, one of my alts tried Liara, and it what I saw seemed pretty physical to me.

To me it sounds like, while there are lot of conclusive reservations regarding interspecies sex, you are trying to see it the most unromantic view possible and grasping at anything that may indicate that. I prefer to see it the more romantic way, especially, as Mordin would put it, since "theory fits facts".

Modifié par Schattenkeil, 31 mars 2011 - 08:36 .

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Well, despite everything, I still think turians are sexy. Don't ask me why.

However, they have the broad shoulders and narrow waist thing going for them. And the cleft of horns at the back of the head looks awesome. And facial tattooes! Ah well...

[Seboist]

The Asari can still engage in oral sex with a human but whether they're "down" for it and enjoy it is a whole other issue....

[Dean_the_Young]

Schattenkeil wrote...

The presumption that the assari's tendency to mate with aliens is purely cultural does not fit the evidence - the Ardat Yakshi proof the opposite, as rare as it may be. A possible result of asari inbred. They may have come from an own homeworld mating with only each other, but they have evolved beyond that. Given their extremely long lifespan that's pretty remarkable though. Hat has been only 50 typical asari life span since the reapers last harvested the galaxy. If a trait of a species proofes beneficial, that trait becomes stronger. That's nature. Being able to adapt to all kinds of species is an extemely powerful trait of the asari. Espeically considering that as soon as they started mating with aliens (non-asari) the speed of evolution would rise dramatically, simply because they are able to adapt traits from those aliens.

How does the AY prove anything of the sort? The AY phenomenum is the basis for the cultural opposition to pure-bloods, but has nothing to do with how the Asari evolved. It's a mutation/disorder, and certainly not proof of gender-specirid sex organs developing in 50 generations in the nether regions.

If you're talking about how AY evolved before there was any alien contact... well, of course. There were no alternatives to breed with. It's only been two Asari life spans since the Asari met their first alien. The cultural stigma against pure breeds could only follow the period of time in which 'pure breed' had meaning.

Remember the intensity of even the non sexual mind links? It must be something personal already otherwise they wouldn't be so very hesitant about it. Shiala sharing the cipher, a fundamental understanding for a race wiped out for 50 millenia. Or Liara helping you understand information you learned from the beacons. It is evident that you can share a lot of impressions through a mind link. Assuming that a sexual mind link is even more intense, why wouldn't you share physical pleasure, the sensation of each other through it. A sexual mind link would be less controlled, limitless... A few drop of water through an overflow as opposed to tearing the dam down.

The actually depicted stimulation I've seen seemed pretty physical to me. While my main had a LI with Kaidan in ME1 and none in ME2, one of my alts tried Liara, and it what I saw seemed pretty physical to me.

What you describe isn't physical pleasure, but empath pleasure. Which would, by it's nature, derive from the link, and not the Asari's own organs.

To differentiate: you support the additional presence of the Asari feeling what the partner is feeling: the Asari's pleasure is derived from the pleasure the partner feels. It doesn't even contradict my thrust, which was that sticking various stiff things up an Asari probably doesn't do much for her.

To me it sounds like, while there are lot of conclusive reservations regarding interspecies sex, you are trying to see it the most unromantic view possible and grasping at anything that may indicate that. I prefer to see it the more romantic way, especially, as Mordin would put it, since "theory fits facts".

Well, I'd certainly question the presence of your facts, or the basis of the assuming them, but hey.

I plead guilty to putting it in unromantic terms, but then that's because I don't see it as particularly romantic to presume someone gets pleasure off the evolutionary equivalent of sticking something in a belly button or ear hole or a sucking chest wound. Generally the people who do get off on that sort of thing are a special brand of pervert.

Not all holes are created equal, yo.