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Rando_F

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After Anders move in, in chap.3, i occasionally got "I see you let that apostate boy move into your house, guess i don't need to ask which one of you's the girl "when i talk to galmen.:whistle:

tho i don't want to admit, Anders is a top then:o.

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Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.

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I can.
Grins obscenely.

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I thought Gamlen was mocking Hawke. Now I'm not sure.

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Not another thread. We all know Anders is a top because Vengeance comes out.

Hawke: Shall we make love?
Anders: Sure my love.
*They kiss*
Anders: ARGHjhssj snoooooooooo! NOT NOW!!!!
Hawke: Crap.
Vengeance: Problem? *troll face*
Hawke: *Runs to door but it closes.* Crap.
Vengeance: *Troll face, scene fades to black, Hawke starts screaming*
10 mins later.
Anders: I'm so sorry Hawke.
Hawke: You...you hurt me.
ENCHANTMENT!
Anders: Wait...*Sandal crawls our from under the sheets* did you...what did you do?
Sandal: Enchantment.
*Hawke faints.*

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 29 mars 2011 - 06:24 .


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Camenae

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You are a sick sick man, sir

...but I laughed.

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dantares83

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hahaha.. the part about Sandal is just LOL

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Sjofn

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Kawamura wrote...

Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing. With Anders I figure he's calling Anders the girl 'cause you're his sugar daddy? Or something?

Either way. Shut up, Gamlen.

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We already have a nice long 6-page thread about this a few pages back.

I am alarmed and amused that there are now at least two separate topics about whether Anders likes to be on top.

LEGGY APPROVES +20

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Sjofn wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing. With Anders I figure he's calling Anders the girl 'cause you're his sugar daddy? Or something?

Either way. Shut up, Gamlen.


I wasn't too bugged. I just wanted the chance to be like, "Aww, Uncle Gamlen! I didn't know you were so curious. Here, let me sit you down and tell you all about it."

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Sjofn wrote...


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing.

It's true, though.

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Gamlen is sick.

My femHawke romanced Isabela, and he commented, "I wonder how two girls do it?"

Granted my femHawke and Isabela are both incredibly hot women, but for God's sake, I am his niece!

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Fieryeel wrote...

Gamlen is sick.

My femHawke romanced Isabela, and he commented, "I wonder how two girls do it?"

Granted my femHawke and Isabela are both incredibly hot women, but for God's sake, I am his niece!

What do we expect .. we see him everytimes when we visit blighted Blooming Rose.

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Blacklash93 wrote...

Sjofn wrote...


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing.

It's true, though.


Except when it's not. Just saying, I always thought my Hawke only got to be dominant in that kissy scene, and it all went to heck after that...

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Elton John is dead wrote...

Not another thread. We all know Anders is a top because Vengeance comes out.

Hawke: Shall we make love?
Anders: Sure my love.
*They kiss*
Anders: ARGHjhssj snoooooooooo! NOT NOW!!!!
Hawke: Crap.
Vengeance: Problem? *troll face*
Hawke: *Runs to door but it closes.* Crap.
Vengeance: *Troll face, scene fades to black, Hawke starts screaming*
10 mins later.
Anders: I'm so sorry Hawke.
Hawke: You...you hurt me.
ENCHANTMENT!
Anders: Wait...*Sandal crawls our from under the sheets* did you...what did you do?
Sandal: Enchantment.
*Hawke faints.*


I need Mythal's Favor now, as I have died laughing.:lol:

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mellifera

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Kawamura wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing. With Anders I figure he's calling Anders the girl 'cause you're his sugar daddy? Or something?

Either way. Shut up, Gamlen.


I wasn't too bugged. I just wanted the chance to be like, "Aww, Uncle Gamlen! I didn't know you were so curious. Here, let me sit you down and tell you all about it."


So, like this, then?

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yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing. With Anders I figure he's calling Anders the girl 'cause you're his sugar daddy? Or something?

Either way. Shut up, Gamlen.


I wasn't too bugged. I just wanted the chance to be like, "Aww, Uncle Gamlen! I didn't know you were so curious. Here, let me sit you down and tell you all about it."


So, like this, then?


Yep.

That's all I need in life.

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yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing. With Anders I figure he's calling Anders the girl 'cause you're his sugar daddy? Or something?

Either way. Shut up, Gamlen.


I wasn't too bugged. I just wanted the chance to be like, "Aww, Uncle Gamlen! I didn't know you were so curious. Here, let me sit you down and tell you all about it."


So, like this, then?


LOL ISABELA'S REACTION IS THE BEST

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yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing. With Anders I figure he's calling Anders the girl 'cause you're his sugar daddy? Or something?

Either way. Shut up, Gamlen.


I wasn't too bugged. I just wanted the chance to be like, "Aww, Uncle Gamlen! I didn't know you were so curious. Here, let me sit you down and tell you all about it."


So, like this, then?


Why did I try so hard to mentally fill in all those blanks. Augh! :devil:

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dantares83

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he was the one pushing me onto bed... so i guess the uncle is mocking his nephew...

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Rando_F

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Elton John is dead wrote...

Not another thread. We all know Anders is a top because Vengeance comes out.

Hawke: Shall we make love?
Anders: Sure my love.
*They kiss*
Anders: ARGHjhssj snoooooooooo! NOT NOW!!!!
Hawke: Crap.
Vengeance: Problem? *troll face*
Hawke: *Runs to door but it closes.* Crap.
Vengeance: *Troll face, scene fades to black, Hawke starts screaming*
10 mins later.
Anders: I'm so sorry Hawke.
Hawke: You...you hurt me.
ENCHANTMENT!
Anders: Wait...*Sandal crawls our from under the sheets* did you...what did you do?
Sandal: Enchantment.
*Hawke faints.*


So Anders is kind of unwilling forcing to be a top...

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yukidama wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Sjofn wrote...

Kawamura wrote...

Here I thought Gamlen was mocking Ander's "manly" quotient.

Apparently who plays what stereotyped gender role is entirely dependent on feathers, a theory I've had for a long while.


When he said it when my dude romanced Fenris, I figured he was doing the traditional LOL ELVES R GURLZ thing. With Anders I figure he's calling Anders the girl 'cause you're his sugar daddy? Or something?

Either way. Shut up, Gamlen.


I wasn't too bugged. I just wanted the chance to be like, "Aww, Uncle Gamlen! I didn't know you were so curious. Here, let me sit you down and tell you all about it."


So, like this, then?


LOL.. that was indeed a flawless vitory!

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Heh. My Hawke likes Anders topping. If that's too girly for uncle, manly Gamlen can take on the next uppity Arishok while Hawke cheers from the side line.

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Fieryeel wrote...

Gamlen is sick.

My femHawke romanced Isabela, and he commented, "I wonder how two girls do it?"

Granted my femHawke and Isabela are both incredibly hot women, but for God's sake, I am his niece!


During Act 1 Gamlen was eyeing Leandra's bewbz. She caught it, and so he tried to act worried that they "might fall out." He's got a point, but still. :sick:

Regardless. Anders and I are both versatile. So we say. So we say. <_<

Modifié par Eromenos, 01 avril 2011 - 01:48 .


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Playing through with a M!Hawk/Anders romance now, and Hawke leads Anders to the bed exactly as F!Hawke did during my previous playthrough. Not that it means anything, but I would not describe M!Hawke's behavior as particularly assertive. 'Course, we don't know what happened after the fade-to-black. :D