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[kglaser]

Love Garrus the most, dislike some characters ranging from mildly to moderately but absolutely don't hate anyone (BW don't make no junk)

[LordPennlocke]

Top 5: Tali, Garrus, Wrex, Legion, Kaidan

Bottom 5: Miranda, Jack, Udina, Nassana, Turian Councilor

[Kim Shepard]

Geirahod wrote...

I think that there's no character equal to (I mean about personality) like Ash and Kai, the people who dislikes them is because they don't understand them (I understand Jacob, but I still don't like him enough, because I find him boring)...

There are many reasons not to like any one of the characters, especially when people understand that character. Ashley and Kaidan are no exceptions. I disliked Ashley even more after playing through all of her conversations and learning more about her. It's just a difference of opinion.

[Gust4v]

Love:

-Tali
-Wrex
-Mordin
-Garrus
-Zaeed
Honorable mention: Auntie Rann.


Deslike:

-TIM
-Morinth
-Miranda
-VS
-Balak
Honorable mention: The damn Vorcha pyro.

Modifié par Gust4v, 02 avril 2011 - 05:47 .

[Abispa]

Like --
1) TIM. I don't LIKE him, but he is perhaps the best character in the game outside of Shepard him/herself.
2) Kirahe. That Salarian gave a speech far better than even Shepard's best and gave the Salarians some much needed credibility. I want to see more STG, now, dammit!
3) Wrex. He could have been a lousy Klingon wanna-be, but Bioware gave him a brain. Smart.
4) Garrus. He looks like a plucked turkey, but he's the sexiest man in the game. And I mean that in a good way.
5) Liara, but only because of LotSB. Until that DLC, she annoyed the hell out of me by being the stereotypical multicolor sci-fi supermodel with the annoying little girl attitude and romance trap. With LotSB she was given a much need edge and gave me a sense that she can stand on her own successfully even if she didn't have Shep in her life.

Dislike --
1) Harbinger. After the evil awesomeness that was Saren, Harbinger just sucked. The voice sucked. His lines sucked. His look was stupid. An evil insect. Really? Just how are the Collectors ANY better than Geth Heretics? This hurt me.
2) Morinth. She wouldn't have bothered me so much if she wasn't a potential team member. NOBODY had given me a reasonable excuse why they'd keep her, outside of unlocking her special power (which is fun). My renegade Shep may be evil, but he isn't stupid.
3) The Shadow Broker. Cool concept, excellent DLC, but the final reveal was SEVERELY disappointing. It's a testament to how good the rest of ME2 and LofSB was that the two main villains couldn't make them suck.
4) Wilson. How could such a "successful" deep cover operative be so stupid? Thank goodness Miranda forced him to check his readings.
5) Thane. I don't hate him, really. I just... don't... care. LEGION had more personality, and coming from me, that's an insult.

[Abispa]

@ Gust4v -- I LOVE the Vorcha Pyro! I dream of ME3 having a Blood Pack recruitment scene where the Krogan recruiter is convincing some gullible young Vorcha how much fun he can have wearing the oh-so-easy-to-explode flamethrower. I never get tired setting those guys off. Puts a smile on my face every time.

[Tootles FTW]

Love:
Garrus -  Despite whatever might be dogging him, he maintains a sense of humor and always has Shepard's back. Love his romance, and love him. 

Aria - an Asari who isn't trying to bang my FemShep?! Seriously, though, I love this b!tch. 

Mordin - does it require words? How about in the form of a song?

Kaidan - The introduction of Garrus as a love interest tempered my feelings for Kaidan, but everytime I replay ME1 I'm reminded what a stand up, normal guy he is.  And normal in a completely interesting way, if that makes any sense.  Similar to Garrus, Kaidan has some dodgy incidents in his past ("Brain Camp") and present (his L2 implant) but doesn't dwell on it, while also not suppressing it a la Jacob.

The Illusive Man - for love interest in ME3, please? K? Thanks!  A badda**, mysterious anti-hero; I don't love-to-hate him, I love to love him. While I'm expecting something nefarious to happen with him in ME3, I hope it's not too nefarious (i.e. "Mmmk, so now that the Reapers are gone we're going to kill all teh stinky alienz! Lolz!") and I'm not forced to kill him.

Dislike:

Jacob - Sorry, the romance (which I YouTube'd only) and my FemShep's sleaze-voice when talking to him in conversations killed Jacob as a character for me.  Even removing that, he's just not interesting and is way too stand-offish ("let's not force these things").

Jack - I keep trying to like her, I swear, but whenever I build up some sense of affection towards Jack her loyalty mission decidedly kills it; I hate the denial and the masochistic insistence that she suffered more over the other children. Her whole schtick is just TOO much.

EVERY VOLUS - Just. Shut. UP. 

Asari Consort in ME1 - Cannot be bothered to look up her name, but she molested my poor Renegade Shepard. It was horrible and she still has nightmares.

Male Shepard in any scene that requires emotion - Just stop, Mark Meer. Stoooop. 

[jeweledleah]

love

Kaidan- for all the reasons already listed
Garrus - every single Shepard I have cannot help but get attached to this guy, he's just that charming. not my favorite romance option (that would be Kaidan) but my second ever shepard was meant for Garrus from the start.
Jacob - took me a while to warm up to him, but I love that he gives as good as he gets and even though he can be kinda touchy sometimes, I'm gonna hold him to those drinks on the citadel. Cannot blame him for the way Jan Hale sounds with him, poor guy.
Jack - part of it is her voice actress, part of it is her mesh, part of it is her perversity - she actually prefers renegade responses in friendship path (I just wish her friendship path didn't end so abruptly)
Gabby and Ken - they never fail to make me chuckle and they are the reason why the one playthrough where I don't head for omega 4 relay as soon as I get the IFF was as difficult as making the virmire choice (I have grown to like Ashley enough to not only hate killing her, but bring myself to kill Kaidan, twice)

honorable mention - Mordin. he's utterly hilarious to talk to and his ambient dialog on missions is one of the best of the squad

I don't hate any characters, there are some I don't particularly care for (like Tali - she's ok, but I don't feel strongly about her one way or another)
and I dislike Zaeed and TIM. I appreciate the way they are written, but on a personal level, I dislike them both, because both of them are just very untrustworthy.

[JohnnyBeGood2]

loved:
jack
samara
kasumi
liara
joker
honorable 6th mention: vorcha lines!

hated:
lolyat (kolyat)
kaiden
zaaed (bad attitude)
udina (anodine city)
sometimes garrus' corny lines

[Schattenkeil]

Tootles FTW wrote...

Aria - an Asari who isn't trying to bang my FemShep?! Seriously, though, I love this b!tch. 

Only Liara and Shiala actually want to. The Consort paws on you but more to manipulate because she thinks she was horribly sexy, not because she actually wants to frak you. Morinth doesn't count because a) you intentionally behave in a way to trigger her interest  the act would involve killing you for her personal pleasure c) it lasts only as long as she does not know who you are.

Samara doesn't. Detective Anaya doesn't. The receptionist in the citadel in ME 1. Nassana Dantius. The Asari Councilor. Matriarch Benezia. And all the other Asari on Illium...

[Epic Legion]

Like:

Jacob Taylor - Prize
Turian Councilor - The mighty power of dismissal
Illusive Man - Ends always justify the means
Udina - This is an outrage
Wrex - Badass

Dislike:

Tali - Buckethead without personality
Jack - No comment
Batarians - They deserve genocide
Kaiden/Ashley - Booring
Vorcha with Flamethrowers - Everytime Shep is on fire he has to play this stupid animation

[Tootles FTW]

Schattenkeil wrote...

Tootles FTW wrote...

Aria - an Asari who isn't trying to bang my FemShep?! Seriously, though, I love this b!tch. 

Only Liara and Shiala actually want to. The Consort paws on you but more to manipulate because she thinks she was horribly sexy, not because she actually wants to frak you. Morinth doesn't count because a) you intentionally behave in a way to trigger her interest  the act would involve killing you for her personal pleasure c) it lasts only as long as she does not know who you are.

Samara doesn't. Detective Anaya doesn't. The receptionist in the citadel in ME 1. Nassana Dantius. The Asari Councilor. Matriarch Benezia. And all the other Asari on Illium...

Thus I included the "Seriously, though..." portion of my response. 

[Mylene]

like:garrus(awesome voice)
kaidan(also sweet voice)
werx
kai leng(badass assaination)
mordin

dislike:jacob(the worst romance ever)
hate with passion:
tali(boring)
thane(stupid memory flashback)

[Khambilo]

Top 5 (in no particular order):
Tali - Best ME romance option in my opion
Kasumi - I love what she adds to the squad in terms of gameplay, but her character was great, and far more in depth than Zaeed's. They put a lot of work into her DLC and it showed.
Mordin - Singing Gilbert and Sullivan
Kaidan - I think his backstory is better than most ME 2 squaddies
Sovereign - The conversation you have with him on Virmire is just epic

Bottom 5
Liara - Overrated, she practical throws herself at you in ME1 and then her character completely changes for ME2. She makes a better friend than a LI, but is on the whole more annoying than not.
Grunt - Compared to Wrex, his character is just not dense enough. I wish there was more to him.
Jacob - just not interesting
Sha'ira - the spiritual prostitute? right...
Anders - come on he's a terrorist! Oh, sorry wrong thread

[Mylene]

Khambilo wrote...
Anders - come on he's a terrorist! Oh, sorry wrong thread

not funny...

[GodWood]

Like:
~ Jack
~ Mordin
~ Garrus
~ Wrex
~ The Illusive Man

Dislike:
~ Liara
~ Miranda
~ Harbinger
~ Terminator Reaper
~ Paragon Shepard

[I AM KROGAAANNN]

Love:
Garrus (cool, awesome sniper, knows how to handle himself)
Thane (B.A assassin, cool voice, looks coolest with the alternate appearance pack)
Grunt (Super krogan...end of discussion)
Legion (He's a Geth...)
Zaeed (B.A.M.F, S.O.B, survived shot to the head)

Hate:

Miranda (bossy, annoying, a you-know what, Cerberus h0we, seems to forget that I am in charge)
Jack (annoying, a you-know-what)
Ashley Williams (retarded woman who would rather sit in the kitchen and make sandwhiches, while accusing             Cerberus for the galaxy's problems)
Morinth (Samara was too kind to her...)
Udina (Can I please shoot him Anderson?)

          

[LiquidGrape]

Beloved:
Jack - is Jack.
Samara - she's so purdy! But she maded me so sad!
Maeko Matsuo - if she won't make an appearance in ME3, can she at least get her own game?
Lilihierax - coolest Turian ever. Seriously. He is made of cool.
Kasumi Goto - brought the funzies to the Normandy.

Detested:
Kaidan Alenko - dull, whiny and presumptuous. And the hair is ridiculous.
Harbinger - SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Arcelia Silva Martinez - serious attitude problems.
Joker - SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
The Illusive Man - not your fault, Sheen. You're simply a horribly written character.

[lazuli]

Like:
1) Jacob
2) Miranda
3) Samara
4) Mordin
5) Zaeed

Dislike:
1) Niftu Cal
2) "Sorry for the inconvenience, sir/m'am" turian
3) The Mako
4) Gavin Archer
5) Ethan Jeong

[Labrev]

Top 5

1) Jack easily.
2) Wrex (my Shepard's BFF)
3) Aria (might be the coolest person in ME2)
4) Mordin (I appreciate having someone with a brain, love how hyper he is).
5) Legionpet.

Bottom 5

5) Jacob (most awkward character evar!!!!)
4) Rear Admiral Mikhailovic (absolutely love telling him to GTFOuttamyway)
3) Khalisa (worthless idiot trying to make me look bad, but then she's a girl so I can't even shut her up like #4)
2) Delan (UGH. This idiot was so irritating. The collectors probaly left him on purpose)
1) Miranda (worst character evar!!!!)

[Labrev]

Male Shepard in any scene that requires emotion - Just stop, Mark Meer. Stoooop. 

He's voicing a military commander. I agree, sometimes his lines leave to be desired, but it makes sense if he's somewhat awkward and not completely soft in emotional situations.

[Winterfly]

Bailey! Awesome man
Hackett is grand
Aria is interesting.
Zaeed. I simply like this bastard.
I also find the illusive man to be interesting.

[Bolboreta]

Love: Garrus, Jeff, Tali, Mordin and Dr. Chakwas.

Hate: Udina, Jacob, Kaidan, Morinth and... that's it.

[procyon8]

Loved:
Garrus is my fluffy Gar-bear. :3
Kasumi Goto -- I love how Kasumi is the chummy, gossipy hen on the ship. Shipper on deck!
Zaeed Massani -- Grandpa's war stories yay   That and his recruitment mission was the best one in the game.

Zaeed:  *in the middle of beating the **** out of some random Batarian*  "Oh hai"

Actually Kasumi's was pretty funny too, but they didn't have a "Silent but deadly " dialog option when you talk to her through the advertisement, so...

Joker really needed more lines, including a stupid comment to make about whoever you romanced in ME2 if anyone. He's cool though.

EDI and Legion are so full of win it's overflowing through the third floor of the Normandy and spilling out of the airlock.

Khalisa bin-Sinan al-Jilani is the perfect punching bag. Aggravated assault, ahoy!


Hated: This is gonna be a pretty long list.

I'll start with the obvious.

Thane Krios:  "Hi, I'm Thane Krios. My recruitment mission is the only part of the game that you will see me do anything halfway useful, ever. I have no useful skills for the actual suicide mission you're trying to recruit me to help you fight, to the point where if you pick me to go down the vents in what would perceivably be a good use for me, I will be dropped like a rock by a sniper's bullet.

I was hyped up on my close quarters combat skills, especially neck snapping, but I have no actual special ability to sneak up on, take-down, snap the necks of or use CQC on any of the random mooks you fight that you can use in-game. Kasumi is a much better infiltrator than I am because she has a cloaking suit, actually has an attack that utilizes her infiltration skills, succeeds at opening the door during the suicide mission, and is much friendlier and amicable than I am to boot.

Despite the facade of politeness I put on, I am actually a very angry and bitter crab-ass with serious emotional issues because I refuse to take personal responsibility for my mistakes. I am dying of a disease that I could've easily treated by accepting an organ transplant, refused it, and I will waste not one moment to whine and **** endlessly about this. I abandoned my family, indirectly caused the death of my wife by refusing to leave a dangerous profession since apparently community college doesn't exist on the Hanar homeworld, and caused my son to be psychologically damaged to the point where he will potentially become a murderer and a fugitive in a desperate bid for my attention that I'm too whiny, lazy and emo to give. My child support payments are six months behind. Despite all of this, I will miss no opportunity to rebuke you for your actions in-game and I will snap at you with biting, snide remarks if you even think about
picking a conversation option that isn't Paragon.

I will even hold the fact that I am helping you for free over your head if you pick the Renegade option during my intro cutscene with Jacob despite the fact that half of your crew already works for free or for a pittance, and despite the fact that characters like Jack and Tali who have even less reason to cooperate with Cerberus wouldn't even go THAT far.

I have proven that I am a terrible husband and father, I am an absolutely godawful relationship option, I am a character with a nasty disposition despite my pathetic attempts at hiding it, and I am a pitifully useless combat ally unless you go through hell and back to gain my loyalty Shredder ammo, but even then my usefulness is debatable. There is no reason for me to be in your crew at all. How are you today?"

Shepard: "Why are we recruiting this **** again?"

Thane: "I'll be your love interest this evening."

Shepard: "You've got to be ****ing kidding me."

Thane: "Apparently Bioware thought that a grown-up Harlequin baby with green face-paint would be sexually attractive to their female fanbase."

Shepard:  "No. This has to be a joke. There are people in Kentucky who have nightmares about being abducted and anal probed by creatures like you."

Thane:  "Astute as always, Shepard."


If you're too blind or too busy riding Thane's green scaley dick to see how much of an **** he really is, I invite you to go back, replay and pick some of the fun neutral conversation options you get when you talk to him after his recruitment mission:

Shepard: "You don't act like a dying man..."  

Thane: "Well, you seem to have the advantage there, Shepard. You've already died. Perhaps later you can give me some tips."
Shepard: "Here's a big one: It's down the road, not across the street. OhGarrus! C'mere, sweet cheeks!"


And whatever you do, please for the love of Christ do NOT fail Thane's loyalty mission. Spare your patience and your soul. His nastiness and his emo bull**** after you fail his mission is cranked up past the max. At least the other characters on your ship who are ****s are honest and open about it. Thane is just COLD to you. He reminds me of Miranda. Jesus Christ. 



Miranda Whatever The **** Her Last Name Is; No One Gets the Last Names of Drunken One-Night Stands.

Miranda: *during the suicide mission*  We need a strong, capable, beautiful, loving, kind, intelligent, long-lived, skilled fire-team leader with fiery ambition and a willingness to succeed in the face of adversity. I nominate me! 

Garrus: Hold up there, sweet cheeks. Half the ship doesn't even trust you. You're a nasty, disrespectful, spiteful bully to everyone on the ship and couldn't earn the trust of another sentient being if your life depended on it. You even deliberately delegitimized and put down the obvious trauma and suffering Jack went through on Pragia during your loyalty conflict, and when Shepard called you out on it, you threw a tantrum and pouted in your room about it. You have deep-seated control issues that you take out on anyone and everyone around you. You are power-hungry and use rhetorical skill to discredit and shoot down anyone you perceive as a challenge to your attempts to take over the ship. You hide your fears and insecurities behind a mask of aggressiveness that causes people not to listen to you or take you seriously and your behavior therefore makes you a liability in any mission you are chosen to lead.

Miranda: *huff* This ISN'T a popularity contest. I--

Shepard: --yes it is. Garrus, you  lead.

Miranda:  WHAT?! I was setting everything up to usurp your authority and take control of the ship throughout the game, and now you're going to stop me when I make my move?!

Shepard: ****, when I need to give someone an eating disorder, I'll come to you. Until then, you can sit in your office and pout over being turned down for the main villain role in Mean Girls 2. Enjoy your one bean a day.



Kaidan Alenko.  **** Kaidan Alenko. See, what you all didn't catch when playing ME2 is that this **** is all a part of the Collectors' evil plan. See, in the fifties, they kidnapped Elvis, sucked all of the pleasant boyish charm and musical talent out of him, and then in 2184 dropped his ass off on Horizon to harass and humiliate you and your crew.

Kaidan: "YOU'RE working with CERBERUS."   D=<

Shepard:  "I think there's a jukebox, a refrigerator or another home appliance in this colony that needs kicking, buddy. Go have some Happy Days with your redneck Terminus friend over there. Joker, I need an evac. And something to burn this cutscene out of my head."



Jacob Taylor. 

Shepard: Jacob, I think we need to talk about our relationship...

Jacob: WHAT?! YOU PUSHED FOR MORE AND NOW YOU BACK OFF?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!

Shepard: Aaah, don't hit me Chris Brown!  

**** Jacob Taylor. This assclown is a domestic violence case waiting
to happen. I would be scared to romance this guy in ME2. *shiver*



Ronald Taylor.   He's the reason why guns exist.



Hmm, who else could I rant about...

The volus and the swine patroller who harass that poor Quarian girl in the Citadel. Why is there no Renegade violence option to deal with these two ****s? When I was playing this scene, I was wondering "Did I fall asleep and wake up in the fifties?"

Grunt is irritating, annoying, and aside from his combat skill has nothing to offer at all. His loyalty mission was pretty cool though.

Mordin Solus: "Helped STG continue committing cultural genocide on entire species due to events from one thousand years ago. Will use rationalization and self-delusion to not have to accept having done something wrong. *long sniff* Will give you gynecological exam if you date Jacob or Miranda afterward. Will need probes. Will also sing Gilbert and Sullivan though, so, redeemable."

Shepard: 


Yeah, I hated most of the crew...