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[Baelin Firestorm]

Let's take it easy on the little guys. It's not easy for dwarves, you know. Everything is a stiff neck and a crotch view.



Good thing this thread isn't being viewed by any.. ..umm.. ..dwar.......



/hides

[JackDresden]

Foxd1e wrote...

JackDresden wrote...

Foxd1e wrote...

I also want to hit up every tavern on the surface world and outdrink the entire bar, those little guys can hold their beer, you just don't want to smell their chamberpot in the morning.

Yep Tavern-hopping with Me, Ogrhen, Shale, and Dog is gonna be pretty common when Dragon Age comes out.

Well with all that drinking I doubt love scenes will be much of a possibility for you.....

Strange and I thought alchohol was the catalyist for many, many unwated children and one-night stands!

That rather depends on just how much......while it may impair judgement......thats not all it can impair.

Modifié par JackDresden, 29 octobre 2009 - 09:33 .

[Naelven]

boe2 wrote...

During the lovescenes they will give you a stepladder. Problem solved.

Bah!  Why build a stepladder when they could just as easily dig a hole in the ground!?

[CJohnJones]

Baelin Firestorm wrote...

{SPOILER ALERT}

Due to restrictive camera angles and trying to maintain good cinematography, the only romance option for dwarves is.. (wait for it) ..DOG!

Legal in Texas.

[Foxd1e]

Naelven wrote...

boe2 wrote...

During the lovescenes they will give you a stepladder. Problem solved.

Bah!  Why build a stepladder when they could just as easily dig a hole in the ground!?

Damn right Naelven! A Dwarf don't need no warm woman as long as he's got the nice cold Stone!

It's all about the Stone.

[AffectedFiddle]

Make Tolkien weep I say, M/M romance with a Dwarf! HAH! Brokeback: Origins.

[JackDresden]

Shouldn't that be Brokeback undermountain....

Modifié par JackDresden, 29 octobre 2009 - 10:17 .

[Spaghetti_Ninja]

Yes, it's part of the reason I'm going Dwarf.

[CJohnJones]

AffectedFiddle wrote...

Make Tolkien weep I say, M/M romance with a Dwarf! HAH! Brokeback: Origins.

You made me think of a Dwarf shouting "Why can't I quit you?" at an Elf. For which I thank you.

[Saurel]

Thats what youtube is for. I'm more interested in the story...yes I'm lame.

[Ryllen Laerth Kriel]

Hey now, once you go dwarf, you don't go back...to nugs and brontos.

Actually Bioware did a good job of making dwarves attractive and not the substance abusing, gutter crawling usual fare we see in fantasy games. I plan to play each of the Origins all the way through so I'll have a female dwarven rogue commoner and a male dwarven noble warrior. I'll have romances for both of them.

[ANAKHA88]

JackDresden wrote...

Naelven wrote...

I'll be playing a dwarf to see how the skull smashing scenes play out, TYVM.

Romance is for sissy pacifists.

Make love not war........I intend to apply this motto even to Dragons...

Almost rofl definitely lol.

[kalyn33]

boe2 wrote...

During the lovescenes they will give you a stepladder. Problem solved.

So. Funny!! This might be my favorite quote of the week! Stepladder FTW.

[Ninjaphrog]

I'll deffinately play a male dwarf warrior.

However I'll NEVER play a female dwarf...they just look wrong...like a mating mistake between a midget and an orangutan(Sp?)

[Adrigaar]

I'm definately playing a dwarf or two. not for the romances though i will take them. and as to how a dwarf/human sex scene would work do you really think that kinda question hasn't already been answered in real life?? google it if you have to, you'll find its far from impossible.

[Dennis Carpenter]

To the ladies of the land,
let this Dwarf take a stand.
Though you may think me short at my very best,
I am a great fit from hip to breast.
I can stimulate those areas like a fine musician,
without bending you into an awkward position.
So before you start seeking some tall pretty twit,
go out and find yourself a Dwarf that will fit.

Modifié par Dennis Carpenter, 29 octobre 2009 - 11:56 .

[Saurel]

Ryllen Laerth Kriel wrote...



Actually Bioware did a good job of making dwarves attractive and not the substance abusing, gutter crawling usual fare we see in fantasy games. .

Females....ya

Males.......not so much

[Kilsot]

JEBesh wrote...

I'm playing a dwarf because it makes me cooler than you.

This. But only so I can try and be as cool as JEBesh.

[Naugdil]

Dennis Carpenter wrote...

To the ladies of the land,
let this Dwarf take a stand.
Though you may think me short at best,
I'm a great fit from hip to breast.
I can stimulate those areas like a fine musician,
without bending you into an awkward position.
So before you start seeking those tall pretty twits,
go out and find yourself a Dwarf that will fit.

I love it  !!!

Well, Gimli had his Galadriel, and I want my Morrigan .

[_____o_O___]

Playing it all to see it all...

[Dennis Carpenter]

Dwarves unite bring the rest of the clan

once the ladies see this we might have an orgy at hand.

[Sabriana]

JackDresden wrote...

Naelven wrote...

I'll be playing a dwarf to see how the skull smashing scenes play out, TYVM.

Romance is for sissy pacifists.

Make love not war........I intend to apply this motto even to Dragons...

Wait!
What!?!

Dragons?
Hmmm..., but will they be available for same-sex romances? (Sorry, I couldn't resist. I tried, honestly, I did, but I couldn't)

[Dennis Carpenter]

Sabriana wrote...

JackDresden wrote...

Naelven wrote...

I'll be playing a dwarf to see how the skull smashing scenes play out, TYVM.

Romance is for sissy pacifists.

Make love not war........I intend to apply this motto even to Dragons...

Wait!
What!?!

Dragons?
Hmmm..., but will they be available for same-sex romances? (Sorry, I couldn't resist. I tried, honestly, I did, but I couldn't)

ROTFLMAO:lol:  nice touch

[Lilaris]

Dennis Carpenter wrote...

To the ladies of the land,
let this Dwarf take a stand.
Though you may think me short at my very best,
I am a great fit from hip to breast.
I can stimulate those areas like a fine musician,
without bending you into an awkward position.
So before you start seeking some tall pretty twit,
go out and find yourself a Dwarf that will fit.

  Very nice.

[Aeryn-Sun]

Dennis Carpenter wrote...

To the ladies of the land,
let this Dwarf take a stand.
Though you may think me short at my very best,
I am a great fit from hip to breast.
I can stimulate those areas like a fine musician,
without bending you into an awkward position.
So before you start seeking some tall pretty twit,
go out and find yourself a Dwarf that will fit.

Considering my husband is 6'6" and I'm 5'2", it's not an entirely bad suggestion...