- Spill some drinks with Jacob.
- Game with Legion.
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#26
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 12:32
#27
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 12:36
after that im going to doing some calaivrations and see how long blowing up those relays really saved us
months or years?
please be years
#28
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 01:17
#29
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 06:32
AMmayhem wrote...
RailTracer wrote...
Well that should be obvious,
1) Get laid
2) Get laid again
3) Do some crack and get laid again
Because that's what Shephard's all about, getting f#$ked
You're Commander Shepard, not Charlie Sheen.
I didn't think it was possible to win at posting on a message board.
#30
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 06:50
Arcian wrote...
Long-term plan:
1: Bang Garrus.
2: Take vacation. And bang Garrus.
3: Go back to work. Kill some slavers, terrorize the Terminus systems, avoid Council and Alliance. Bang Garrus.
4: Bang Garrus.
5: Bang Garrus some more.
6: Go to my trial. Bang Garrus before and bang him after.
7: If i end up in prison, bang Garrus one last time before. If not, bang him anyway.
8: Bang Garrus before the reapers show up to earth.
9: Go around and recruit badasses to defeat the reapers. Bang Garrus while en route to places.
10: Kill reapers for all time. Celebratory-bang Garrus.
There's something creepy about a person wanting to bang Garrus so much and having a Garrus avatar (I could understand if it was your femshep, but this in my mind is weird.
#31
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 06:57
2 Rig up Sol Relay station .
3 Go to trial , give them the middle finger
4 rescue earth , F that , 300k was not enough , lets make it 6 billion .
5 blow up Sol relay with all reapers feasting on earth
6 party and go hit on Aseri for saving the universe at the cost of humanity homeworld
Small price to pay
#32
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 07:08
#33
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 07:22
Arcian wrote...
Long-term plan:
1: Bang Garrus.
2: Take vacation. And bang Garrus.
3: Go back to work. Kill some slavers, terrorize the Terminus systems, avoid Council and Alliance. Bang Garrus.
4: Bang Garrus.
5: Bang Garrus some more.
6: Go to my trial. Bang Garrus before and bang him after.
7: If i end up in prison, bang Garrus one last time before. If not, bang him anyway.
8: Bang Garrus before the reapers show up to earth.
9: Go around and recruit badasses to defeat the reapers. Bang Garrus while en route to places.
10: Kill reapers for all time. Celebratory-bang Garrus.
Might wanna grab some cream for chafng from Mordin while you're at it
#34
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 02:12
masterjedirobyn wrote...
god i hope they don't pull a battlestar galactica and destroy all technology and start over from scratch.
^^This
If the end of the game is "everyone is reduced to subsistence farming" that would constitute an extreme failure of story telling.
Modifié par jamesp81, 31 mars 2011 - 02:13 .
#35
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 03:00
2. ...get discount from the merchant guy.
#36
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 03:03
2. This dialogue:
Shep: "I killed them... I killed them all! And not just the men... but the women... and the children too!..."
Liara: "It's ok. To be angry is to be *needle_scratch* wait, how to adapt this part here?
#37
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 04:05
2. Give Liara sad speech in a "you kicked my puppy" voice until she stops working and agrees to have comfort sex.
Liara: Are you feeling better?
Shepard: A little.
Liara: It's been three days.
Shepard: Hey, I killed three million people. It takes time to get over stuff like that.
Liara: I thought you said it was 300, 000?
Shepard: Whatever. Now get back over here.
#38
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 04:08
Arcian wrote...
Long-term plan:
1: Bang Garrus.
2: Take vacation. And bang Garrus.
3: Go back to work. Kill some slavers, terrorize the Terminus systems, avoid Council and Alliance. Bang Garrus.
4: Bang Garrus.
5: Bang Garrus some more.
6: Go to my trial. Bang Garrus before and bang him after.
7: If i end up in prison, bang Garrus one last time before. If not, bang him anyway.
8: Bang Garrus before the reapers show up to earth.
9: Go around and recruit badasses to defeat the reapers. Bang Garrus while en route to places.
10: Kill reapers for all time. Celebratory-bang Garrus.
OMG I almost peed laughing at this. This is mine, except bang Miranda!
#39
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 04:13
1. During the trial, I'm going to wait for a potential renegade interrupt.
#40
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 04:56
aksoileau wrote...
Destroying mass relays to prevent reaper attacks is so close to being Freespace 2.
#41
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 05:05
Of course, they may have used the relay to escape but you never know.
Modifié par Jibbed34, 31 mars 2011 - 05:06 .
#42
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 05:07
#43
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 05:13
Epantiras wrote...
1. calibrations
no, seriously, I doubt Shepard will ever catch the guy who took the last shuttle
That is my priority!
THAT SHUTTLE LOOKS SO BADASS!
#44
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 05:22
I'm pretty sure the Kodiak can. Didn't it travel by relay in a couple of points during ME2's plot? (I'm thinking of the initial journey to Cerberus station from Project Lazarus in particular.)aimlessgun wrote...
Do we know for sure that shuttles can take relays?
#45
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 05:25
i really dont understand the poitn to arrival. if i didnt play ME1 i wouldnt even know what exactly is arriving. maybe i was a baked outa my mind but that DLC was crap. i honestly dont know what happened other then i killed some more mercs.
ME1 is going to be very dissapointed with ME3 when it comes out.
#46
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 05:27
#47
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 06:11
Estelindis wrote...
I'm pretty sure the Kodiak can. Didn't it travel by relay in a couple of points during ME2's plot? (I'm thinking of the initial journey to Cerberus station from Project Lazarus in particular.)aimlessgun wrote...
Do we know for sure that shuttles can take relays?
And there's the whole... you know, leaving the ship in a shuttle "for your next mission" after getting the IFF.
#48
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 06:32
AlistairsGirl wrote...
jamesp81 wrote...
I'm rather displeased with the Alliance after Arrival.
Hackett coming around and telling me to "take the hit"? **** that, and **** the Alliance if that's all they got. If that's the way it's gonna be, I might just preserve the Collector base and hand it to TIM with a smile.
As for the Batarians that died...I could give a damn about damned Batarians. Terrorism, slave trading, and that whole Terra Firma incident places them into the "they deserved it" column as far as I'm concerned.
My inner renegade agrees.
Yeah the Batarians did so didn't try to do the same to a human colony of a much larger population right.
Modifié par Winterfly, 31 mars 2011 - 06:33 .
#49
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 06:40
2. Read email and delete anything from Alliance Command telling me to show up for court.
3. Have a philosophical discussion with Thane and Grunt about 'The Old Man and The Sea' and sharks.
4. Proceed from said discussion to the Sheploft for some sweet sweet Thane lovin'.
5. Shortsheet Jacob's bunk and leave a forged note in Kasumi's handwriting that says, "But the priiiizee...".
6. Save the galaxy.
7. ????
8. Profit.
#50
Posté 31 mars 2011 - 06:46





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