Rifneno wrote...
Filament wrote...
Rifneno wrote...
But is there a way to go where you tell her she's so stupid that the Chantry should declare it an official miracle that she survived past age 12 without ever picking up a black mamba and going "this poor cat is so skinny!"? Because that's the path I want. The biggest plot hole isn't dead characters appearing or timeline errors, it's the fact Darwinism didn't claim Merrill in about 20 years living in forests full of poisonous flora and deadly predators. No, seriously, Merrill is beyond belief. You want to tell me that all the bad mages are slitting their wrists and using their blood for mana everyday without dropping dead from blood loss? Fine, I'll accept that. You want me to believe a fully grown adult who doesn't own 3 buckets for drool thinks that a mugging is a "welcome to the neighborhood" greeting? No, I do not accept that!
*deep breath* /nerdrage off.
The urban jungle is an entirely different beast than the jungle jungle.
That it is, and I thought that was her problem at first. It's not. I exaggerate for comedic effect of course, but I do believe the part about it not being realistic that she even survived childhood. No matter what society you're raised in, you can't think that a mugging is a "welcoming" ceremony and that no one likes you because they haven't violently beaten and robbed you. Simple animals that don't understand concepts like 1+1=2 or that they aren't really invisible if they stick their head under the couch can understand violence and hostility perfectly. How does Merrill not?
And it's not like she's even passable in her native society. She's a pariah for a reason. She stubbornly refuses anyone else's teachings and claims she knows better for no apparent reason. She's like one of those annoying teenagers that insists they know absolutely everything about everything and everyone else is an idiot - except taken to an extreme that I can't even describe. While the cat line may have been a joke, it would be completely in-character for her to attempt to handle a dangerous animal while other Dalish watch in horror and scream warnings to her while she calmly replies, "No it's okay, I know how to handle these." Which of course ends in a Darwin Award.
Gah - Im glad you dont know me in real life - thats exactly the type of thing I would say if I saw a mugging, at least the people that know me understand that type of humor.
<maybe the game needs a laugh track>
Modifié par sphinxess, 01 avril 2011 - 01:43 .





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