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[Night Prowler76]

TwistedComplex wrote...

Skellimancer wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Marionetten wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Oh boy, is this one of those games where you have to put in 50 hours before it's fun? It's like I'm really playing an MMO!

Beats playing a game which never gets to the point and instead opts to send you on unimportant side errands all the way up to the overwhelmingly disappointing conclusion, wouldn't you say?

Uh... No... No i wouldn't say

Speaking of unimportant side errands. Did you ever collect those 10 flowers? You get a nudie card if you do!

That card really disturbed you, didn't it.

I could have spent 1/60th the time on google and found better ****** material, rather then spend 30 minutes picking f***ing flowers

Yeah, a "badass" monster hunter is trying to find a sociopathic mage, and what does he do? Pick flowers of course

You almost sound like a whiney little brat...almost.

[TwistedComplex]

Marionetten wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Uh... No... No i wouldn't say

Speaking of unimportant side errands. Did you ever collect those 10 flowers? You get a nudie card if you do!

Can't say I did. I did however collect all those Enigma messages and all I got was a crappy achievement. Sounds like you got the better end of the bargain.

Yeah, well i can google porn

I can't google myself to an achievment 

Imagine my joy when i saved 10 hours of horrible side quests in the witcher by going to the witcher wiki and looking at the list of sex card without having to do anything

[BeljoraDien]

TwistedComplex wrote...

BeljoraDien wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...


Clicking 1-5 = Five buttons

Clicking left mouse = One button

I like your logic of how they're the same though


That said. Do i have to collect 10 flowers for a nudey card in The Witcher 2 just like i could in the first?

I thought combat was The Witcher's lowpoint, but you have to admit, clicking one button with timing requires more thought than clicking 5 buttons again and again at leisure.

>Strategically using spell and abilities that best suits the battle field
>Clicking a button at the right time

And you think option B required more brain power

I bet you think Minecraft is deep and intellectual 

Uh, there are spells in The Witcher also... and unlike DA2, they do more interesting things than make more enemies explode.

Though, I do agree with your insinuation that Minecraft is Dwarf Fortess for 12 year olds.

[TwistedComplex]

Skellimancer wrote...

Herbalism!

Very useful too. You know you don't have to pick flowers right? and what did you expect to see i wonder? It sounds like you wanted more than you got. tsk tsk.

Herbalism? Wow it is like I'm playing an MMO!

Too bad there isn't a trade chat to distract me from how bad the actual game is

[Vollkeule]

When has CDprojekt EVER been professional?
They're a 3rd rate polish hipster developer

they make greater games then... lets say... da2...
nice video. very professional indeed.

[slimgrin]

TwistedComplex wrote...

Yeah, well i can google porn

I can't google myself to an achievment 

Imagine my joy when i saved 10 hours of horrible side quests in the witcher by going to the witcher wiki and looking at the list of sex card without having to do anything

Are video games nothing more than ****** to you? 

Modifié par slimgrin, 01 avril 2011 - 11:17 .

[TwistedComplex]

Vollkeule wrote...

When has CDprojekt EVER been professional?
They're a 3rd rate polish hipster developer

they make greater games then... lets say... da2...
nice video. very professional indeed.

They're both mediocre

Difference is it took Bioware a year to make something mediocre. It's taking CDprojekt 4

[TwistedComplex]

slimgrin wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Yeah, well i can google porn

I can't google myself to an achievment 

Imagine my joy when i saved 10 hours of horrible side quests in the witcher by going to the witcher wiki and looking at the list of sex card without having to do anything

Are video games nothing more than ****** to you? 

That's what i asked myself when i realised the witcher was an interactive version of Deviantart

[BeljoraDien]

TwistedComplex wrote...

Yeah, well i can google porn

I can't google myself to an achievment 

Imagine my joy when i saved 10 hours of horrible side quests in the witcher by going to the witcher wiki and looking at the list of sex card without having to do anything

You're... honestly out of your mind. DA:O and DA2 had sex scenes too... You could say that about any game with sex scenes. They just represented the sex scenes through art instead of having polygons bump together like a boy going through puberty and abusing his sister's Barbie doll collection. Hell, Lunar Silver Story and Lunar 2: Eternal Blue had the same system as The Witcher. All 3 really good games.

[TwistedComplex]

BeljoraDien wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Yeah, well i can google porn

I can't google myself to an achievment 

Imagine my joy when i saved 10 hours of horrible side quests in the witcher by going to the witcher wiki and looking at the list of sex card without having to do anything

You're... honestly out of your mind. DA:O and DA2 had sex scenes too... You could say that about any game with sex scenes. They just represented the sex scenes through art instead of having polygons bump together like a boy going through puberty and abusing his sister's Barbie doll collection. Hell, Lunar Silver Story and Lunar 2: Eternal Blue had the same system as The Witcher. All 3 really good games.

The difference is the sex cards in the witcher are a gimmick. Something to make you play the game. In fact you have to do QUESTS in order to get them. The sex scenes in dragon age are the product of character development

See the difference?

[Night Prowler76]

TwistedComplex wrote...

BeljoraDien wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Yeah, well i can google porn

I can't google myself to an achievment 

Imagine my joy when i saved 10 hours of horrible side quests in the witcher by going to the witcher wiki and looking at the list of sex card without having to do anything

You're... honestly out of your mind. DA:O and DA2 had sex scenes too... You could say that about any game with sex scenes. They just represented the sex scenes through art instead of having polygons bump together like a boy going through puberty and abusing his sister's Barbie doll collection. Hell, Lunar Silver Story and Lunar 2: Eternal Blue had the same system as The Witcher. All 3 really good games.

The difference is the sex cards in the witcher are a gimmick. Something to make you play the game. In fact you have to do QUESTS in order to get them. The sex scenes in dragon age are the product of character development

See the difference?

You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.

[slimgrin]

Can't say I took the bestiality in DA:O seriously either...

[Horus Blackheart]

That video was priceless I LOLED do hard I cryed. I feel like I was late to the party. That video was a definate shot across biowares bow.

[AtreiyaN7]

Catsith wrote...

Uhm..... it was a just little april fools joke. It has nothing to do with DA2 or Bioware.

Yeah, I would have thought the fact that it was Aprisl 1st and the website would've made the whole "April Fool's joke" thing pretty obvious.

[BeljoraDien]

TwistedComplex wrote...

BeljoraDien wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Yeah, well i can google porn

I can't google myself to an achievment 

Imagine my joy when i saved 10 hours of horrible side quests in the witcher by going to the witcher wiki and looking at the list of sex card without having to do anything

You're... honestly out of your mind. DA:O and DA2 had sex scenes too... You could say that about any game with sex scenes. They just represented the sex scenes through art instead of having polygons bump together like a boy going through puberty and abusing his sister's Barbie doll collection. Hell, Lunar Silver Story and Lunar 2: Eternal Blue had the same system as The Witcher. All 3 really good games.

The difference is the sex cards in the witcher are a gimmick. Something to make you play the game. In fact you have to do QUESTS in order to get them. The sex scenes in dragon age are the product of character development

See the difference?

Wha... you have to do quests to get the scenes in DA2 also... Stop raving without thinking.

Geralt was having casual sex there, and he later has more meaningful sex... How would you represent casual sex? Just, not at all? Are you just being prudish? I can't figure out where you're coming from on this.

[TwistedComplex]

Night Prowler76 wrote...


You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.

The quests you do for companions has the value of story behind it. The reward is the character development, story, and emotional attachment to that character

The reward for the sex card quests is something beat off to

[Night Prowler76]

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...


You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.

The quests you do for companions has the value of story behind it. The reward is the character development, story, and emotional attachment to that character

The reward for the sex card quests is something beat off to

You are just a fanboy, that statement makes it obvious, they are one in the same, you just believe otherwise because you are blinded by your bias.

[Fhaileas]

@TwistedComplex: Your arguments are rather juvenile. More power to the individuals who have the patience to argue against you though.

Modifié par Fhaileas, 01 avril 2011 - 11:33 .

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

if only the witcher 1 were a good game.

This.  It amuses to that The Withcer clickfest is compared positively to DA2.  It's all in the boobies, I guess.

[Cutlass Jack]

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

if only the witcher 1 were a good game.

Must agree with you there. Bad enough you couldn't create the protaganist, but I tossed it in a corner once it became Sex Pokemon.

Nice clothing though.

[TwistedComplex]

Night Prowler76 wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...


You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.

The quests you do for companions has the value of story behind it. The reward is the character development, story, and emotional attachment to that character

The reward for the sex card quests is something beat off to

You are just a fanboy, that statement makes it obvious, they are one in the same, you just believe otherwise because you are blinded by your bias.

You mean aside from the fact that i actually played the witcher?

Sure

[AlexXIV]

I don't know what they make fun of but I laughed. I liked the part that players don't want to be burdened with difficult decisions or gameplay. The game plays by itself lol.

[Skellimancer]

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...


You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.

The quests you do for companions has the value of story behind it. The reward is the character development, story, and emotional attachment to that character

The reward for the sex card quests is something beat off to

You are just a fanboy, that statement makes it obvious, they are one in the same, you just believe otherwise because you are blinded by your bias.

You mean aside from the fact that i actually played the witcher?

Sure

You didn't get past chapter 1. you said so yourself.

[TwistedComplex]

Fhaileas wrote...

@TwistedComplex: Your arguments are rather juvenile. More power to the individuals who have the patience to argue against you though.

Thanks for taking the time to inform me. Anything else you would like to add to the conversation?

[TwistedComplex]

Skellimancer wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...


You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.

The quests you do for companions has the value of story behind it. The reward is the character development, story, and emotional attachment to that character

The reward for the sex card quests is something beat off to

You are just a fanboy, that statement makes it obvious, they are one in the same, you just believe otherwise because you are blinded by your bias.

You mean aside from the fact that i actually played the witcher?

Sure

You didn't get past chapter 1. you said so yourself.

I got to the second chapter after LITTERALLY forcing myself through the terrible dialog and combat