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#151
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TwistedComplex wrote...

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@TwistedComplex: Your arguments are rather juvenile. More power to the individuals who have the patience to argue against you though.


Thanks for taking the time to inform me. Anything else you would like to add to the conversation?

Yes. you will go blind playing games that way.

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TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

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You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.


The quests you do for companions has the value of story behind it. The reward is the character development, story, and emotional attachment to that character

The reward for the sex card quests is something beat off to


You are just a fanboy, that statement makes it obvious, they are one in the same, you just believe otherwise because you are blinded by your bias.


You mean aside from the fact that i actually played the witcher?

Sure


You said you never even played pass the demo, whereas, considering we're on a DA2 forum, I'm willing to bet most of us have beaten DA2.

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

Must agree with you there. Bad enough you couldn't create the protaganist, but I tossed it in a corner once it became Sex Pokemon.

Yet you obviously enjoyed Isabela and her Pokémons.

Hysterical.

Modifié par Marionetten, 01 avril 2011 - 11:39 .


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BeljoraDien wrote...

You said you never even played pass the demo, whereas, considering we're on a DA2 forum, I'm willing to bet most of us have beaten DA2.


I HAVE THE GAME

I own the witcher

It is in my possesion 

I have aquired it

Do you understand yet?

Modifié par TwistedComplex, 01 avril 2011 - 11:39 .


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I played Witcher and it is not really better than DA:O. And if better than DA2, then not much. I am thinking Witcher 2 may beat DA2. Simply because they just need to be a tad better than in the first Witcher to achieve that. So unless they also screw up, they win.

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

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if only the witcher 1 were a good game.


This.  It amuses to that The Withcer clickfest is compared positively to DA2.  It's all in the boobies, I guess.


Et tu?

Boobies will blind, I guess. ^_^^_^^_^

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TwistedComplex wrote...

BeljoraDien wrote...

You said you never even played pass the demo, whereas, considering we're on a DA2 forum, I'm willing to bet most of us have beaten DA2.


I HAVE THE GAME

I own the witcher

It is in my possesion 

I have aquired it

Do you understand yet?


Okay? I understand that you have a physical copy of that game... What... exactly is your point?

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Marionetten wrote...

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Must agree with you there. Bad enough you couldn't create the protaganist, but I tossed it in a corner once it became Sex Pokemon.

Yet you obviously enjoyed Isabela and her Pokémons.

Hysterical.


I don't recall getting a trading card.

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

I don't recall getting a trading card.

I'd take that over all the STDs she was ferrying.

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Marionetten wrote...

Cutlass Jack wrote...

I don't recall getting a trading card.

I'd take that over all the STDs she was ferrying.


Sounds fun. At least you'll have some blisters and good stories to go along with it

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

Marionetten wrote...

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Must agree with you there. Bad enough you couldn't create the protaganist, but I tossed it in a corner once it became Sex Pokemon.

Yet you obviously enjoyed Isabela and her Pokémons.

Hysterical.


I don't recall getting a trading card.


But you got a sex scene... what the hell is the difference?

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TwistedComplex wrote...

I could have spent 1/60th the time on google and found better ****** material, rather then spend 30 minutes picking f***ing flowers

Yeah, a "badass" monster hunter is trying to find a sociopathic mage, and what does he do? Pick flowers of course



If you really played the game you would have known that you can buy the flowers and did not need to waist 30 minutes picking them up.
 
And why did you need 10 flowers? were you planning on sleeping with all the prostitutes?
 
No wonder you did not like the game, maybe you should have concentrated on the plot instead of the flowers.

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Marionetten wrote...

I'd take that over all the STDs she was ferrying.


None actually. If she caught them, Anders cured em. And that doesn't happen if she's with you. Posted Image

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

Marionetten wrote...

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Must agree with you there. Bad enough you couldn't create the protaganist, but I tossed it in a corner once it became Sex Pokemon.

Yet you obviously enjoyed Isabela and her Pokémons.

Hysterical.


I don't recall getting a trading card.

Reason why people like Isabella is rather obvious tbh. Because she is selfish and a total ****. Not trying to paint the Witcher better than it is. It is partly quite juvenile. But Bioware isn't exactly innocent in this regard either.

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slimgrin wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

JabbaDaHutt30 wrote...

if only the witcher 1 were a good game.


This.  It amuses to that The Withcer clickfest is compared positively to DA2.  It's all in the boobies, I guess.


Et tu?

Boobies will blind, I guess. ^_^^_^^_^


I'm fine with boobies!  I gave up on The Witcher after the part where Gerrald goes to the random seaside town and something happens where an island comes out of the water.  That was cool, but clickclickclickclickclick = zzzzz.

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fchopin wrote...


If you really played the game you would have known that you can buy the flowers and did not need to waist 30 minutes picking them up.
 
And why did you need 10 flowers? were you planning on sleeping with all the prostitutes?
 
No wonder you did not like the game, maybe you should have concentrated on the plot instead of the flowers.


Maybe CDprojekt should have concentrated on the plot rather than putting in 50+ hours of horrible side quests

"How dare you play the game like the developers intended, TwistedComplex! No wonder you hated the game!"

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Jeebus this thread is stupid. Its a freakin' April Fools joke, people. Honestly, if you think it was a shot at Bioware, well good for you. That conclusion seems like a bit of a stretch to me, but okay. If you like the Witcher games, good. If you didn't, that's fine too. Same goes for DA2. All this arguing is just pointless.

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I just think it's hilarious how certain BioWare fans ridicule The Witcher for its immature approach to sex while fiercely hugging their dating simulator as if it portrayed romance more succinctly than Whac-A-Mole.

TwistedComplex wrote...

Maybe CDprojekt should have concentrated on the plot rather than putting in 50+ hours of horrible side quests

The plot had an actual point to it. Unlike Dragon Age II. Not that you would know.

Modifié par Marionetten, 01 avril 2011 - 11:48 .


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fchopin wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

I could have spent 1/60th the time on google and found better ****** material, rather then spend 30 minutes picking f***ing flowers

Yeah, a "badass" monster hunter is trying to find a sociopathic mage, and what does he do? Pick flowers of course



If you really played the game you would have known that you can buy the flowers and did not need to waist 30 minutes picking them up.
 
And why did you need 10 flowers? were you planning on sleeping with all the prostitutes?
 
No wonder you did not like the game, maybe you should have concentrated on the plot instead of the flowers.


Yeah... I've finally figured out where Twisted is coming from:

TwistedComplex: "Oh, wow, this game has sex scenes in it too... Another must buy."
*Picks it up*
TC: "Oh, ****, I have to gather flowers to unlock them!?"
*Sets about picking flowers*
TC: "There... ah, yes, so worth it... alright, where's the next sex scene? ...I have to protect her from ghouls!? **** THIS GAME I WANT BOOBIES NOW!!!"
*Looks them up on Wikipedia*
TC: "Ah.... there we go. Well, this game is pointless now."
*Throws it out*

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BeljoraDien wrote...

But you got a sex scene... what the hell is the difference?


Well if I have to explain it to you...Its like asking what the difference is between watching romantic comedies, and watching porn. Posted Image

The Witcher wasn't about relationships. It was about banging every woman in the game to collect their trading card. Hence, sex-pokemon.

Meanwhile Isabela gives a fully clothed scene thats something of a tribute to the old swashbuckler films. (Stripping each other of...weapons, not clothing) As part of an overall romance.

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lol at the videos, but i think too they are directed more at the industry rather than DA2... the problem is that it became true even for DA :(

and btw, i really liked TW and i think is a veeeery good game, it had its limits (some acting, dialogues and combat) but overall the story was pretty good and, even if it was storytelling oriented, it really gave the feeling that the story evolved and changed because your choices.

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TwistedComplex wrote...

Skellimancer wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...

TwistedComplex wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...


You still have to do quests to have sex with your companions in DA, you have to build thier loyalty with QUESTS that benefit them, its a gimmick just like the Witcher to get you to play the game, you are full of fail tonight bro, congrats.


The quests you do for companions has the value of story behind it. The reward is the character development, story, and emotional attachment to that character

The reward for the sex card quests is something beat off to


You are just a fanboy, that statement makes it obvious, they are one in the same, you just believe otherwise because you are blinded by your bias.


You mean aside from the fact that i actually played the witcher?

Sure


You didn't get past chapter 1. you said so yourself. :P


I got to the second chapter after LITTERALLY forcing myself through the terrible dialog and combat


I've never played the Witcher but this sounds exactly what I went through in DA:2.

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TwistedComplex wrote...

fchopin wrote...


If you really played the game you would have known that you can buy the flowers and did not need to waist 30 minutes picking them up.
 
And why did you need 10 flowers? were you planning on sleeping with all the prostitutes?
 
No wonder you did not like the game, maybe you should have concentrated on the plot instead of the flowers.


Maybe CDprojekt should have concentrated on the plot rather than putting in 50+ hours of horrible side quests

"How dare you play the game like the developers intended, TwistedComplex! No wonder you hated the game!"



Apparently the plot was way over your head as you seem to have missed it.

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BeljoraDien wrote...

Yeah... I've finally figured out where Twisted is coming from:

TwistedComplex: "Oh, wow, this game has sex scenes in it too... Another must buy."
*Picks it up*
TC: "Oh, ****, I have to gather flowers to unlock them!?"
*Sets about picking flowers*
TC: "There... ah, yes, so worth it... alright, where's the next sex scene? ...I have to protect her from ghouls!? **** THIS GAME I WANT BOOBIES NOW!!!"
*Looks them up on Wikipedia*
TC: "Ah.... there we go. Well, this game is pointless now."
*Throws it out*


More like:

TC: "Wow click to attack. And after that? Get this. CLICK AGAIN!"
TC: "Well maybe some of the side quests will be pretty engaging"
Random hoe: "I'll blow you if you gather 10 flowers for me"
TC: "F*** this"
uninstall.exe

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

The Witcher wasn't about relationships. It was about banging every woman in the game to collect their trading card. Hence, sex-pokemon.

Right. Let's just forget about Siegfried, Triss, Dandelion, Zoltan, Shani, Rayla and all the other Witchers. Let's focus exclusively on a card collecting game which barely had any impact on the actual gameplay experience. Nope, no such thing as actual relationships in The Witcher.