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[TheJediSaint]

 Some little known facts about Hawke.

 



1.    
Hawke is so fast he can run around the world and
stab himself in the back.

2.    
The Maker didn’t leave the world out of shame
for humanity, but out of fear of Hawke.

3.    
If Hawke and the Warden were in the same game
together, any computer the game was installed on would explode, because one
computer can only contain so much awesome.

4.    
Hawke didn’t run to Kirkwall, he spun the planet
under him till Kirkwall came to him.

5.    
There is no bisexuality in DA2, only
Hawkesexuality.  

6.    
If women have broody babies for Fenris, they
have bearded babies for Hawke.

7.    
Hawke has been to the Black City, twice.

8.    
If you can see Hawke, Hawke can see you; if you
cannot see Hawke, your only moments way from a whirlwind to the face.

9.    
Hawke possesses demons.

10.  Hawke’s tears can cure the blight, but
Hawke never cries.





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