funniest game moment [spoilers]
#1
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 08:09
Dialogues and story are interesting and amusing, but the best moment happened during the duel after the landsmeet meeting.
After the chaotic mass battle, I chose STEN to fight the duel vs Loghain and when the battle started, Sten could neither activate indomitable nor berserk (both were cancelled by the cutscene so they were on cooldown). I was low on potions, and well, low on everything basically, so I started dancing around and running circles in order to wait until indomitable and berserk and perfect striking and everything else comes off cooldown. Loghain promptly started chasing me but after a while he SWITCHED weapons(!) and started shooting at me with his CROSSBOW! Don't remember what he was shouting at me, but to see him actually switch weapons because my guy was kiting him was hilarious.
Good job Bioware. I really liked the the world and the characters of Fereldon!
#2
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 08:30
#3
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 08:32
No joke, she can kick Loghain's ass if she's got Cone of Cold.
He literally never got to her, never got a single shot.
He was still two steps away when he conceded for me.
#4
Guest_Dusty Arne_*
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:04
Guest_Dusty Arne_*
We were talking about Ferelden, and about he find Ferelden was smelling like wet dogs.
I said "wet dogs dont smell that bad."
He said. "a Skunk doesn't have problems with the smell of another skunk too.... Lets move on"
Whaha.. i was like.. WTF?! Did he just called me a smelly wet dog??
#5
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:05
#6
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:07
#7
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:08
#8
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:08
"It's not what you think."
"Oh? Then what?"
"I was looking at your nose..."
"And just what, is so interesting about my nose?"
"I was just thinking it looks exactly like your mother's."
"I hate you SOOO much."
"Hmm, what?"
"Nothing, nevermind..."
#9
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:41
(Talking to Morrigan right before she joins)
PC: What are your skills?
Morrigan: I can shape shift, cast spells, blah, blah, blah
Alistair: Yes, but can you cook?
Morrigan: (seething with rage) Yes... I can... cook.
Modifié par bghs2003, 18 novembre 2009 - 09:41 .
#10
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:53
Upon entering Denerim for the first time...
Dog: *runs off*
PC: Well, looks like the boy's gone off shopping...
*few minutes later, Dog runs back with a boy behind him*
Dog: *wags tail in delight*
Boy: *jumps in joy* Puppy!!
PC: Maker's breath!!
Dog: *Happy bark*
PC: PUT HIM BACK WHERE YOU FOUND HIM!!
Dog: *whine*
XD
#11
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:55
bghs2003 wrote...
Paraphrase:
(Talking to Morrigan right before she joins)
PC: What are your skills?
Morrigan: I can shape shift, cast spells, blah, blah, blah
Alistair: Yes, but can you cook?
Morrigan: (seething with rage) Yes... I can... cook.
That one is amazing! I haven't seen it yet.
#12
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:57
but a few npc's also say nice stuff:
a guard captain in denerim after u did a specific quest for him:
"and people actually voluntairily try to kill u, that just suicide"
#13
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 09:59
mynameisdanza wrote...
bghs2003 wrote...
Paraphrase:
(Talking to Morrigan right before she joins)
PC: What are your skills?
Morrigan: I can shape shift, cast spells, blah, blah, blah
Alistair: Yes, but can you cook?
Morrigan: (seething with rage) Yes... I can... cook.
That one is amazing! I haven't seen it yet.
its at the part where she joins u.. instead of "lets go"try use some different small talks first ":P
also tell leliana to shoo away at start of lothering, and then at end of lothering she wants to join u again
#14
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 10:01
PC-"You can't give it back! It was a Gift!"
Morrigan-"Oh he's just being manipulative. I know. I do it too."
#15
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 10:01
Spiritside wrote...
Something to do with Shale and a chicken. Always loved all the conversations between party members. Part of the reason i switch them around at times.
Woot! Devs thank you for kicking the chicken!
#16
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 10:09
1) A conversation between Morrigan and Leliana, where Leliana talks about shoes and clothes and tells Morrigan all excited that the both of them should go shopping sometimes
2) Stern at the end when he ask about the cake, "i was told there would be cake. where is the cake? the cake is a lie"... I laughted hard because it was really unexpected.
3) The scene with Brutus (my dog) where he brings me a human kid, barking all excited, and I tell him "no you can't keep him!"
#17
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 11:01
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Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 11:04
#19
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 11:06
#20
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 11:08
#21
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 11:14
The comment at the end of the game when you finish talking to Sten...
"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake......The cake is a lie!"
#22
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 11:20
#23
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 11:33
My other favorit is Oghren asking Alistair "where do you put the legs?", when your female PC romances Alistair.
And the third is female Mage and scenes with Cullen (the guy who stops you from entering the tower later on in game). A lot of apprentices say "Cullen is in love with you". The guy is stammering when you talk to him. You can ask him about his stammer, and if you press him too hard on going somewhere private - the poor guy runs off. Had me laughing for a long time.
#24
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 01:11
classic!
#25
Posté 18 novembre 2009 - 01:18





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