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pazmacats

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Dragon Age has been amazing from the very 1st minute to the very last.
Dialogues and story are interesting and amusing, but the best moment happened during the duel after the landsmeet meeting.

After the chaotic mass battle, I chose STEN to fight the duel vs Loghain and when the battle started, Sten could neither activate indomitable nor berserk (both were cancelled by the cutscene so they were on cooldown). I was low on potions, and well, low on everything basically, so I started dancing around and running circles in order to wait until indomitable and berserk and perfect striking and everything else comes off cooldown. Loghain promptly started chasing me but after a while he SWITCHED weapons(!) and started shooting at me with his CROSSBOW! Don't remember what he was shouting at me, but to see him actually switch weapons because my guy was kiting him was hilarious.

Good job Bioware. I really liked the the world and the characters of Fereldon!

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jinx01313

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Oh admit it, you let Sten run out of cookies.

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You know what's awesome about that fight? Morrigan pwns it.

No joke, she can kick Loghain's ass if she's got Cone of Cold.

He literally never got to her, never got a single shot.

He was still two steps away when he conceded for me.

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I was reall laughing yesterday when i had a conversation with Sten.



We were talking about Ferelden, and about he find Ferelden was smelling like wet dogs.



I said "wet dogs dont smell that bad."



He said. "a Skunk doesn't have problems with the smell of another skunk too.... Lets move on"



Whaha.. i was like.. WTF?! Did he just called me a smelly wet dog??

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Something to do with Shale and a chicken. Always loved all the conversations between party members. Part of the reason i switch them around at times.

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Chewableprozac

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If you support Bhelen as orz king, one of the city cryers ends an announcement about the defeat and execution of Harrowmount with "epic fail."

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Chewableprozac

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and yeah, rune of repulsion makes the loghain duel amusing.

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Rikaze

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"Stop staring at my breasts!"

"It's not what you think."

"Oh? Then what?"

"I was looking at your nose..."

"And just what, is so interesting about my nose?"

"I was just thinking it looks exactly like your mother's."

"I hate you SOOO much."

"Hmm, what?"

"Nothing, nevermind..."

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Paraphrase:
(Talking to Morrigan right before she joins)
PC: What are your skills?
Morrigan: I can shape shift, cast spells, blah, blah, blah
Alistair: Yes, but can you cook?
Morrigan: (seething with rage) Yes... I can... cook.

Modifié par bghs2003, 18 novembre 2009 - 09:41 .


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MINOR SPOILERS!!



Upon entering Denerim for the first time...



Dog: *runs off*

PC: Well, looks like the boy's gone off shopping...



*few minutes later, Dog runs back with a boy behind him*



Dog: *wags tail in delight*

Boy: *jumps in joy* Puppy!!

PC: Maker's breath!!

Dog: *Happy bark*

PC: PUT HIM BACK WHERE YOU FOUND HIM!!

Dog: *whine*



XD

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bghs2003 wrote...

Paraphrase:
(Talking to Morrigan right before she joins)
PC: What are your skills?
Morrigan: I can shape shift, cast spells, blah, blah, blah
Alistair: Yes, but can you cook?
Morrigan: (seething with rage) Yes... I can... cook.


That one is amazing!  I haven't seen it yet.

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the party comments are clearly thr modt fun thing ingame.

but a few npc's also say nice stuff:



a guard captain in denerim after u did a specific quest for him:

"and people actually voluntairily try to kill u, that just suicide"

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Boeresmurf

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mynameisdanza wrote...

bghs2003 wrote...

Paraphrase:
(Talking to Morrigan right before she joins)
PC: What are your skills?
Morrigan: I can shape shift, cast spells, blah, blah, blah
Alistair: Yes, but can you cook?
Morrigan: (seething with rage) Yes... I can... cook.


That one is amazing!  I haven't seen it yet.


its at the part where she joins u.. instead of  "lets go"try use some different small talks first  ":P 

also tell leliana to shoo away at start of lothering, and then at end of lothering she wants to join u again :P .. try to shoo her away and allistair will have some comments.. those are epic. (no worries u can still say.. oke u can join us to her)..

;)

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End of coversation as Morrigan scolds Dog for the half-rabbit in her pack-



PC-"You can't give it back! It was a Gift!"

Morrigan-"Oh he's just being manipulative. I know. I do it too."

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jinx01313

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Spiritside wrote...

Something to do with Shale and a chicken. Always loved all the conversations between party members. Part of the reason i switch them around at times.


Woot!  Devs thank you for kicking the chicken!

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The ones I remember right now :



1) A conversation between Morrigan and Leliana, where Leliana talks about shoes and clothes and tells Morrigan all excited that the both of them should go shopping sometimes

2) Stern at the end when he ask about the cake, "i was told there would be cake. where is the cake? the cake is a lie"... I laughted hard because it was really unexpected.

3) The scene with Brutus (my dog) where he brings me a human kid, barking all excited, and I tell him "no you can't keep him!"

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Some of the dialogue options are very funny but spending a night at the Pearl with a "female" made me laugh!


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GhoXen

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Another spoiler thread in the general forum. I hope the moderators move these obvious spoiler threads with "spoiler" in their titles to spoiler forums.

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dbmccart

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I thought the interesting discussion you have with Alistar about pole licking is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

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yullyuk

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agreed that was hilarious, how about when you ask 'you really dont like her (morrigan) do you'

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Minor Spoiler:







The comment at the end of the game when you finish talking to Sten...



"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake......The cake is a lie!"

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Nighteye2

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Commenting on shale's gender as a male PC begets you some awesome lines....


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Memengwa

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Commenting on Shale's gender as a female PC gives you also some awesome lines :)



My other favorit is Oghren asking Alistair "where do you put the legs?", when your female PC romances Alistair.



And the third is female Mage and scenes with Cullen (the guy who stops you from entering the tower later on in game). A lot of apprentices say "Cullen is in love with you". The guy is stammering when you talk to him. You can ask him about his stammer, and if you press him too hard on going somewhere private - the poor guy runs off. Had me laughing for a long time.

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Biefstukfriet

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Shale stomping on a chicken. His shrug is the icing on the cake.



classic!

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Fulgrim88

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Sten & Oghren (disguised as nobles, which looks hilarious enough) rescuing my PC in Fort Drakon, trying to fool the guards. Comedy gold