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[simpatikool]

I love then banter between Oghren and Wynne. It is just to funny.



Also, in camp when you dialogue with Dog. I enjoy it when it is Sten and the Dog talking.



Dog: Bark



Sten: arrrghhh



Dog: Bark



Sten: You are a true warrior.



I thought this was awesome.

[surrealitycheck]

Sten and Morrigan's conversation about Qunari sex starts out with Sten being embarassed, but finished with Morrigan being so disturbed that she drops the whole topic.



It has to be heard to be believed.

[Osprey39]

Chewableprozac wrote...

If you support Bhelen as orz king, one of the city cryers ends an announcement about the defeat and execution of Harrowmount with "epic fail."

Just saw that last night and I literally laughed out loud.  He says:  "News of the hour:  Disgraced Lord Harrowmont jailed awaiting execution.....epic fail."

[Agent_0range]

"so your not just a bastard, but a royal bastard" cemented allistair in my party for good.

[BoomBox69]

A few conversations that made me laugh, although i can't remember exactly what they said.



1 - Leliana and Oghren in party. Oghren keeps quiet and draws out a long sigh. Leliana thought that Oghren was feeling down cause of Branka. But actually, he was farting, inhales it deeply. Leliana coughs. Oghren says, talk bout a silent killer.



2 - Oghren and Wynne in party. Oghren tyring to court Wynne and admiring her with a dash of pervertness compliments. (well something like that)



3 - If you have a relationship with Morrigan, If you have Alistair and Leliana in your party, they'll be gossiping about you ( Without Morrigan in party). I remembered Leliana was saying to Alistair something like "Shush, he can hear us", but of course she also joined in the gossip.



4 - If you happen to choose to kill Branka, talk to Oghren at camp and ask him about Branka. He'll say that he feels like disgusted that Branka and Heph kissing, licking (cant remember whats the other) on the Deep roads floor. After that he says that, "I'll return to my tent. Excuse me". Go figure =P

[Tielis]

Zevran hitting on Wynne and commenting about her "magical bosoms". Wow, just wow.

[actarus106]

This is so juvenile, but I actually laughed out loud when Alistair approached me on entering Redcliffe and said, "There's something you should probably know," and one of the responses available to my PC was "Let me guess. You're an idiot."



I didn't pick that response, but there's something so beautifully simple about it...

[YohkoOhno]

Spoiler













If you Romanced Leliana, she's encountered Majorlein, and you encourage Leliana to embrace her bardic side instead of her cloistered side--take her, Zevran, and Oghen with you to meet Isabela at the Pearl and suggest a more personal way of teaching the duelist specialization.



Oghen faints dead away!

[YohkoOhno]

Also, I loved the Oghen at camp encounter where you talk to him when drunk. When you're finished, after conversation mode he falls to the ground. I didn't expect that.

[Sarakinoi]

>>> Oghen faints dead away! <<<



hahaha I got to try that and see it for myself!

[Klystron]

Playing thru the 2nd time, and I noticed I can ask Dog "Can you do something about this gory mess?"

Fade to black & back, and everyone's been licked clean. I'm still laughing.

[Null]

I was messing around finishing up the origins I didn't play yet, and I chuckled a bit when one of the merchants (magic merchant I think it was) passed out before talking to your dwarf noble PC.

And I chuckled more when Everd, the fighter you impersonated in the Proving during the dwarf commoner origin showed up in the middle of the arena all drunk when you won the last fight.

Modifié par Mueller86, 09 décembre 2009 - 05:56 .

[Statulos]

Wynne... can you fix my shirt; you know, you look like a caring grandma and...
Alistair killed me in that one.

YohkoOhno wrote...

Also, I loved the Oghen at camp
encounter where you talk to him when drunk. When you're finished, after
conversation mode he falls to the ground. I didn't expect that.

Oghren time!

Modifié par Statulos, 09 décembre 2009 - 06:05 .

[Inakhia]

Oh yes, after reading all the Oghren love I had to try and get him earlier and check out his conversation lines. They were classic.

Asschaps! and pretty much any line he starts which ends with him slowly toppling over backwards stone drunk.

[nuculerman]

 I love all the flippant remarks you can have in the game.  Some of which I don't think were intended to be flippant but I thought for sure they were.  Like in the very beginning with Lelianna,

"What?  The Maker is on my Side?  That's great!"
I thought for sure that was sarcasm, but everyone assumes you were serious.

And as already mentioned, to Allistair:

"Let me guess, you're an idiot."

And Ser Jory:

"You're not very smart, are you?"

I loved the dialogue between Ohgren and Wynne, especially when he gives her some of his "home brew."  

I was kind of disappointed that claiming "well, it's time for us to go see the Queen," made Ohgren's female friend lose interest in him.  I was trying to play him up some more.

But pretty much anything that involved Ohgren was pure gold.  Wynne, Ohgren and Lelianna is a pretty good trio for dialogue.  Same with Sten, Morrigan and Allistair.

[Gamer-erBIO]

When traveling back to Orzammar visiting the tapsters tavern, some guy asks to share a stool with some beer and you can choose the option "Would you like to share my fist with your face?".

[Statulos]

The combo Leliana-Sten has some amazing lines: "softieeee!"

[Kanner]

Sten and the cookies did it for me.



Not just because the conversation is epic, but afterwards I got a 'Sten Approves +20' as well.



He really needed to get that off his chest, clearly. One can only imagine the storm of upheaval on it's way back to the Beresad, all in the name of cookies. =)

[Ski Mask Wei]

When you give the health potices to the old woman in Lothering and the select "You didn't tell me it'll be dangerous." line she says something like "Does someone have to tell you to wipe your ass when you squat?!"



And to continue with the theme I also found it hilarious when Morrigan threatened to turn into a bird and make it rain on Shale.

[v.lokai]

Sten when he breaks you out of the jail cell.



"and yes the irony of this situation is not lost on me."

[Doctor_Octagon]

With Morrigan, Zevran & Alistair in the party.
The string of conversations (if you could even call them that) between Morrigan and Zevran where Zevran keeps hitting on her (apparently) by flattering her about how beautiful she is, while Morrigan keeps telling him he's a sleaze and she sees right through him.

In the third of these dialogues Morrigan finally starts to crack, and the end goes something like

Zevran - "...In Antiva men would worship the ground you walk on! We would shower you with gifts in praise of your beauty!"
Morrigan - "Well I.. ah... "
Alistair - "*sigh* Ok, ok, you win..."
Zevran (smugly) - "I expect my payment promptly."
Morrigan - "...I hate you both so much."

ahahahahaha when I heard that one I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.

Also a few of the dialogues I got from being in a romance with Morrigan and Zevran simultaneously were pretty hilarious.

[heretica]

Sten and Oghren in Fort Drakon dressed up in colorful clothes.



Guardsman: "Alright, what's this about?"

Sten: "We are here.. to perform"

Guardsman: "You are.. are you?, perfom what?"

Oghren: "Our act? Oh...well.. the big guy here sings and dances while I.. err... juggle swords"

Sten: *deadly serious* "On fire"

Oghren: "Right. On fire"



Hahaha was epic.



Another good moment was Sten standing in front of Wynne, facing each other in silence for a couple of seconds, then he says "That was far more information than i needed"



Wynne and Alistar and the hole in the shirt.



Oghren and Alistair and all the sexual innuendos.



Etc, etc

[Faerell Gustani]

Agent_0range wrote...

"so your not just a bastard, but a royal bastard" cemented allistair in my party for good.

My response to Alistair's little story was "Yes...my prince."

[Rainen89]

What does he say when you say "you're not just a bastard but a royal bastard" I can never bring myself to click the option.

[Klystron]

I'm trying to train myself to quicksave a lot so I can reload after a dialogue choice that looks funny but is non-RP. Definitely worth a second play-through so I can pick things like the "probably smells better..." option when Dog gives Morrigan a dead rabbit.