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[Litchenstein]

I had Wynne and Morrigan show up to Drakon as Chantry persons, probably the funniest thing ive seen in a long time.

Morrigan~ Yes well the mother at your chapel is a very frail woman, and there is just so much.. useful, ...praying to be done that you cannot expect her to do it on her own. (All the while with the fakest forced smile on her face, classic)

[Asugai2]

"Hello stranger, are you looking for a stool to share a brew?"

"Are you looking for a fist to share your face?"



And also the one when you end up in that dwarven armorer's store after the carta quest. Something like "Hey, there is a hole in my wall!"



"Yes, you should fix that."

[islander91]

I would have to say the sexual banter between Sten and Morrigan, when Sten tells her "yes I was thinking of you" then goes into somthing about how strong are your teeth because you are going to have to bite down hard on something had me rolling

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Pretty much any of the things your companions say to Carroll to take you across the lake are pure gold. I never use my persuade skill on him so I can hear them. My personal favourite is when Carroll claims he is hungry:



Sten:*annoyed* Here munch on these if you must.

Carroll: *excited* Yay cookies!

PC: Were did you get cookies from? (there are other options too but this is the best)

Sten: The last village we passed through there was an overweight child, a fat slovenly thing, a relieved them from his possession.

PC: You stole confecctionary from a child! (the funniest option)

Sten: *deadly serious* For his own good...........

[Gimmemocha]

Wynne and Alistair had a couple when I had them in my party. I was a female elf mage romancing Alistair at the time.



Wynne: You were watching her. With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were enraptured.

Alistair: She's our leader. I look to her for guidance.

Wynne: Oh, I see. So what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?

Alistair: No no no. I wasn't looking at...you know. Her...hindquarters

Wynne: Certainly.

Alistair: I gazed... Glanced, in that direction. Maybe. But I wasn't staring...or really seeing anything even.

Wynne: Of course.

Alistair: I hate you. You're a bad person.

[Wrathra]

Rainen89 wrote...

What does he say when you say "you're not just a bastard but a royal bastard" I can never bring myself to click the option.

He said it was a good line, and he should use it himself.

[blaidfiste]

Spoiler:







I don't remember this word for word



Me (Mage) at the Pearl wanting to learn Duelist spec from Isabella.

Isabella: You're not the type that can learn what I teach blah blah. I would like to get to know my students better

Me: Let's go somewhere private (Isabella agrees)

After the deed

Isabella: Well I guess I can teach you. You are QUICK enough.

Me: You don't have to talk about that.

Isabella: I don't, but I will

[Brako Shepard]

There was only one funny part for me in this game, but it did have me laughing out loud.



Chicken stomp.

[blaidfiste]

A couple more:



Landsmeet



Arl Eamon: Who will be your champion!

Me: I chose Redrum (Mabari) as my champion!

Redrum: (Bark)

Eamon: Er ..... Warden, NO! I'm sure he's capable but anyone with a hambone can gain his allegiance.



Ogren trying to tell a joke at camp but he's too drunk and after 2-3 dialogue attempts to get the punchline, he passes out.



Vague

Zevran asking Og about the ingredients for special brew and why he spends so much time in his tent. Zev puts 2 and 2 together and decides that he no longer wants to know

[Korva]

blaidfiste wrote...

Eamon: Er ..... Warden, NO! I'm sure he's capable but anyone with a hambone can gain his allegiance.

Such slander! Any proper Fereldan would know that a mabari only listens to his master. Pfft. Eamon has spent too much time with that screeching Orlesian harpy as a bad influence on his household.

... I'll shut up before I start channeling Loghain.


My favourite is when I obsessively tried each companion combination for the Fort Drakon rescue (I only surrendered for the fun of seeing the NPCs in action so I wanted to see which duo I liked best). Oghren + Zevran are pure gold, especially when Oghren says "I'm the pretty one". And when you let him bluff the captain he sort of flounders and Zevran hastily jumps in to help, and it ends with:

""You can perform in the main hall on the condition that the dwarf keeps his pants on. That is non-negotiable."



Other good ones:

# Morrigan's camp-talk with Dog about that "putrid half-eaten hare" was funny too, the one time I really liked her.
# Alistair wheedling Wynne into mending his shirt.
# Wynne scolding Alistair for scratching at a half-healed wound.
# Sten's surprising love for cookies. I got a crapload of approval for that talk, he must be really nuts about his treats. Too bad there is no mention in the epilogue of him introducing his folks to cookies when he goes home.
# Alistair almost making Shale puke by talking about how tasty some birds are. "Ooh! Golem vomit! This I have to see!"
# Various out-of-camp talks between companions and Dog.

[JRCHOharry]

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Pretty much any of the things your companions say to Carroll to take you across the lake are pure gold. I never use my persuade skill on him so I can hear them. My personal favourite is when Carroll claims he is hungry:

Sten:*annoyed* Here munch on these if you must.
Carroll: *excited* Yay cookies!
PC: Were did you get cookies from? (there are other options too but this is the best)
Sten: The last village we passed through there was an overweight child, a fat slovenly thing, a relieved them from his possession.
PC: You stole confecctionary from a child! (the funniest option)
Sten: *deadly serious* For his own good...........

For the good of the people, how did you get this!?! 

[Vicious]

In the Dalish elf camp there is an extremely ugly whiny little elf who needs help wooing some pretty elf girl.



The obvious path is to help him.



But the other path is to agree to help him, then go seduce her. You and her do the dirty deed and afterwards she says 'OMG I cant believe I did that?!" hilarious.



The best part is when you go back to tell the whiny elf guy and he cries that you've ruined his life and runs away to get killed by Werewolves.



totally awesome.



I was laughing through the entire quest, I couldn't believe Bioware allowed my character to do that.

[Haiyato]

One of the funniest moments is using morrigan and dog to break you out of Fort Draken. When you come to the first set of guards and let dog take over, he pees on the guard's leg lol.



Another good one is there are a set of NPC off the side of the Inn at the Lake talking about how this is all a dream and everyone is all made up to have fun at someone else's expense so to say.

[Bomfy]

I'm not to far into my 1st playthrough.



Allistair asking me if I have met him before when discussing his you know (no spoiler from me) in camp.



Mori and Leli talking about shopping, I believe that the fainted excitement from Mori about shoes is real.



The fact that any party member is excited to get a pair of dirty pantaloons that the dog dug up.



But the old sister in Denerim (I just popped in there for recon, didn't do much) just brutalizing the chant is classic. "Maker will be my bacon and shield." Along with the rest of it. Also when she explains the reason why yo are ignorant and godless is because you ignorant and have no god.

[kfustud]

 For Me it Was More Personnel

I had just had to wrestle a dead Rabbit Head away from my Golden Retriever "Harrison."

I came in and played the game and clicked on "Harrison" at camp and got the scene about him leaving a Dead Rabbit Carcass in the backpack... I just about fell out of  my chair.

[DAEola]

*post fight when Wynne's badass spirit power first kicks in*

Wynne: Oh... hmm, that was interesting, and draining...
Me: What was that? Did you summon the spirit?
Wynne: I called forth the spirit that sustains me, so that it could lend us aid. I did not realize it would take this much out of me.
Wynne: It seemed like a good idea at the time, if a little rash -- I think it may have weakened the spirit a little.
Me: It took you that long to figure it out?
Wynne: Well, we can't all be Quickwit McSmartypants now, can we? Apparently you have the monopoly on cleverness.

I also cracked up over the "Sword Polishing" conversation between Oghren & Alistair. I swear I've crossed the bridge to the Proving Grounds in Orzammar a gazillion times just to see what they'll say next.

Modifié par DAEola, 09 décembre 2009 - 11:10 .

[Dsentinel]

After romancing Leliana and taking her to bed.

Conversation options.



Leliana: "Your eyelashes look like butterflies blah blah?"



Male PC Options: A) Stay in bed with me blah blah

We better get going.

C) Stop dawdling and go make me breakfast! (LOL)

[EricHVela]

If Oghren is in your party when you decide to have some "fun" at the Pearl, he might surprise some couple when he stumbles into the wrong room. (Just audio during the blackout.)

[EricHVela]

Warden: "They didn't find the key when you were arrested?"

Prisoner: "I swallowed it. But it's... uhhhh... come back into my possession since then, so to speak."

Warden: "That's disgusting!"

Alistair: "And an excellent party trick, I'll bet."

[DarkSpiral]

Camp conversations with Leliana.



When she talks about the life at the Chantry, and she coyly suggests that the sisters of the Chantry that took vows are that much more fascinating because they're forbidden fruit, one of the responses is to ask her if her fruit is forbidden. Her reaction was hilarious.

[TheMALICE101]

Best is Shale stepping on a chicken on your way out of the Honnolith(?)..... Freaking hilarious, and then everyone else in the party turns around and Shale just shrugs as if it never happened. Very funny.

[Xeyska]

Wynne: Here, I bought you a towel, a bar of soap and a razor while we were at the market.

Oghren: Aye? What is this for?

Wynne: You wash with it.

Oghren: I know what soap is, woman! What is this flimsy slip of metal?

Wynne: It's a razor. You shave with it.

Oghren: Shave! Any warrior worth his salt keeps his beard! That's what I keep telling Alistair.

Wynne: Its matted! You have stale food stuck in it!

Oghren: Oh, so that's where that bit of herring got to. Anyway, it keeps my face warm. It doesn't have to be pretty. 'Sides, the ladies love it. Tickles them in all the right places if I wag my chin like this.

Wynne: Augh! Just take it. Take it!



lol.

[circa89]

I LOL'd when I was given the choice to free the spirit trapped in the rock to get Arcane Warrior or simply say "Nah" and throw it to the side.

[Zeelua]

Alistair: "But she seems more, 'ooh pretty colors' then 'muaha im princess stabbity. stab kill kill". Lmao

[nuculerman]

Zeelua wrote...

Alistair: "But she seems more, 'ooh pretty colors' then 'muaha im princess stabbity. stab kill kill". Lmao

That's only the second best part of that conversation.  The best is your PC's response:

"It seems like she's one archdemon short of a blight."

That whole scene was epic win.