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[Jester8183]

One of my favorite conversations with Sten:



Me: "Why don't qunari raise their own children?"



Sten: "It obviously didn't work for you."



Me: "Cute."



Sten: (with a small, pleased smile) "I liked it."

[Lauranis]

bghs2003 wrote...

Paraphrase:
(Talking to Morrigan right before she joins)
PC: What are your skills?
Morrigan: I can shape shift, cast spells, blah, blah, blah
Alistair: Yes, but can you cook?
Morrigan: (seething with rage) Yes... I can... cook.

If you reply with "Good, you can replace Alistair then." (or something like that) Alistair will say "My cooking will kill us, thats what I meant" rofl

[shengar]

Shale: "order me to do something"



Me:"punch Alistair, then"



Alistair: "he-ey!"

something like. I laugh my ass off when see that dialogue option and Alistair response

another funny moement is when stupid pesky mage(s) cast fireball on me while in burning man form when attacking them in melee and kill themselves in the end instead.

[nuculerman]

 reminds me of the orzammar quest.

Branka: You've found me the Anvil of the Void.  What shall I make you with it?

PC: Make me a Golem.  I volunteer Ohgren's soul.

Branka: Trust me, I sympathize with you, but it will take time to master the power of the Anvil.  A crown, then.

[Barryzc123]

Playing as a dwarf, take the 'surprise me' option from the madam in The Pearl.

Go on, you'll thank me for it later.





By the way, even better if Oghren is in party at the time...

[noretus]

I like it when Alistair starts asking about the party members. When you play a male and he asks about Zevran.



PC: Why, are you jealous?

Alistair: Well, no...not really... OF COURSE NOT! It's still a serious question...



I just always crack up how he somehow takes a moment to process what I said.



Oghren banter with Morrigan ( loosely quoted ):

Oghren: So, you can change into Animals...?

Morrigan: Indeed I can.

Oghren: So... have you ever... you know... 'When in Tevinter'...?

Morrigan: Just what goes on in that little head of yours?



It... carries on a while from there but I only saw it once and when I did I almost shot milk from my nose and didn't manage to pay attenttion. Oghren somehow always manages to keep saying something that both grosses me out and amuses the hell out of me worse then before.



Nugs.



Oghren in general is a bundle of hilarity.



Have the dog find you the cake with drool on it. Give to Alistair "Is that for me? Really?? Wow! I mean, wow!"



Talking with Zevran after humping him. Alistair on the background: *STARE STARE STARE*



Doing the quest in Denerim in which you need to dispose of the bodies. The dialogue scene where you dump the bodies... Everyone in the background: *STARE STARE STARE*.

[Chragen]

Best moment was when I accepted Cammens quest at the Dalish camp. You know that really ugly looking dalish hunter.

Well instead of talking to the girl about how great Cammen is and all that bullcrap I persuaded her to come talk more privately in her tent and one thing led to another as you can guess. Though that is not what I found extremely funny. What I found hilarious is when the whole scene was over and you hear the girl saying how shes made a huge mistake and don't know how she can ever forgive her self I just saw the most awesome thing pop up down on the left side of my screen.

<3 Wynne approves (+7)

Guess old Wynne has been around more then we all realize 

 

[Draconis6666]

Zevran: Do you remembr me?



Loghain: You seem familiar



Zevran: You hired me to kill the grey wardens



Logain: Ah yes now i remember you



Zevran: I just wanted to let you know that I failed



Logain: Thank you for informing me...

[RPGmom28]

When you take Wynne to Redcliffe (completed mage tower first), and she walks into Kaitlyn's home, she says in a commanding voice to Bevin, "Young man, come out this instant."  He immediately responds, "I.. yes, maam."  And does.  I hadn't ever taken her to Redcliffe before, so I thought this was cute.

[Wrathra]

JRCHOharry wrote...

Leftnt Sharpe wrote...

Pretty much any of the things your companions say to Carroll to take you across the lake are pure gold. I never use my persuade skill on him so I can hear them. My personal favourite is when Carroll claims he is hungry:

Sten:*annoyed* Here munch on these if you must.
Carroll: *excited* Yay cookies!
PC: Were did you get cookies from? (there are other options too but this is the best)
Sten: The last village we passed through there was an overweight child, a fat slovenly thing, a relieved them from his possession.
PC: You stole confecctionary from a child! (the funniest option)
Sten: *deadly serious* For his own good...........

For the good of the people, how did you get this!?! 

You need to have Sten with you when you to go to the Circle Tower the first time and try to convince the Templar to let you across the water.

[ToJKa1]

actarus106 wrote...

This is so juvenile, but I actually laughed out loud when Alistair approached me on entering Redcliffe and said, "There's something you should probably know," and one of the responses available to my PC was "Let me guess. You're an idiot."

I didn't pick that response, but there's something so beautifully simple about it...

Speaking of immature responses, in the Carta hideout:

Doorman: What's the password?
PC: Jarvia sucks lizard eggs!

had me gigling quite a while.

[JosieJ]

Zevran's dialogue when meeting a female PC after he's tried and failed to kill her:

FemPC: How stupid do you think I am?
Zev: I think you're royally hard to kill--and utterly gorgeous.  Not that I think you'll respond to simple flattery, but there's something to be said for being at the whim of a deadly sex goddess.


Also, if your FemPC is in a relationship with Alistair and you've gotten high approval (friendly) with Leliana, you and she can have a giggling conversation about his prowess in the sack.  Some of the responses are really funny, and if Alistair is in the party, his reaction is priceless.

Edit: there's a youtube video: 

Modifié par JosieJ, 11 décembre 2009 - 03:40 .

[Kerilus]

JosieJ wrote...

Zevran's dialogue when meeting a female PC after he's tried and failed to kill her:

FemPC: How stupid do you think I am?
Zev: I think you're royally hard to kill--and utterly gorgeous.  Not that I think you'll respond to simple flattery, but there's something to be said for being at the whim of a deadly sex goddess.


Also, if your FemPC is in a relationship with Alistair and you've gotten high approval (friendly) with Leliana, you and she can have a giggling conversation about his prowess in the sack.  Some of the responses are really funny, and if Alistair is in the party, his reaction is priceless.

Zev's response to male PC is funny too.

PC: You think I'm royally stupid, aren't you?
Zev: No, I think you're royally hard to kill, and just hope you are stupid...No, it is a joke. Haha

[nuculerman]

just rerolled a mage so I could duo the game with morrigan as an evil SoB.  Some funny dialogue in that origin:

"A Rod of Fire?"

"Yes.  I need it for my research into...  burning things."

PC: Oh, so this is the girl you've been hiding from me?
Jowan: Yes, this is Lily.
PC: My condolences, Lily.
Jowan: Yes, very funny. 

[JosieJ]

Kerilus wrote...

JosieJ wrote...

Zevran's dialogue when meeting a female PC after he's tried and failed to kill her:

FemPC: How stupid do you think I am?
Zev: I think you're royally hard to kill--and utterly gorgeous.  Not that I think you'll respond to simple flattery, but there's something to be said for being at the whim of a deadly sex goddess.


Also, if your FemPC is in a relationship with Alistair and you've gotten high approval (friendly) with Leliana, you and she can have a giggling conversation about his prowess in the sack.  Some of the responses are really funny, and if Alistair is in the party, his reaction is priceless.

Zev's response to male PC is funny too.

PC: You think I'm royally stupid, aren't you?
Zev: No, I think you're royally hard to kill, and just hope you are stupid...No, it is a joke. Haha

Yeah, funny, but it didn't make me guffaw like the other one did!  Maybe it was the delivery.

[Bomfy]

Wrathra wrote...

You need to have Sten with you when you to go to the Circle Tower the first time and try to convince the Templar to let you across the water.

I had Morrigan and asks for the dark eyed temptress to stay behind.  He response is classic, I ended up laughing so hard I missed the last little bit, but to sum it up I think she said something along the lines of after the loving he won't have arms legs and eyes.

[MaxxQ]

Baldur's Gate references:



In the text that comes up during the loading screen between areas, I saw one that said, "If all else fails, go for the eyes."



The dirty pantaloons that Dog brings back.



Another Dog find: He brings back a chewed up book. The first entry is something like:



Day 42: I feel like we're being controlled by some outside force. All I hear is click-click, click-click. Clicking all the time...